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What are the latest "hilarious and spoof" ancient poems?

1. Rizhao incense burner gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the morgue. Head down and walk west with a smile.

The foot of my bed gave off such bright light that the thief climbed into the window. Open the safe, bills.

In this spring morning, I woke up carefree and mosquito bites were everywhere. Hong Kong stinks at night.

In the clouds, someone is sitting by the river. When Xiao Li flew the knife, someone became a little eunuch.

At noon on the day of weeding, the mine buried the soil. Your baby's mining becomes 250.

6. Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke. When Li Bai walked into the roast duck restaurant, his mouth watered for three days, and he felt that there was no money in his pocket.

7. There are some plums in the corner. I don't know who you love. If you don't say anything, it's your deskmate.

8. In this spring morning, I woke up carefree and mosquito bites were everywhere. At night, no one can escape.

9. Li Bai didn't give money by boat, so the fisherman kicked him off the boat. Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

10. Such a bright line is at the foot of my bed that Li Bai climbed up the window. My hair became shiny when I met X-rays.

1 1. Teenagers gain weight after leaving home, and their local accent remains unchanged. When a child meets a stranger, he smiles and asks the fat man who you are.

12. I was in the depths of white clouds with her. I thought the prince would meet the princess, but it was the dinosaur who met the frog.

13. Daqian. com is green and red, and it's empty. We met 480 times, and how many dinosaurs were there?

14. It was a rainy morning in Beili, full of disappointment and heartbreak. I advise you to find a net friend in Mo and become a monk in Shaolin tomorrow.

15. If you don't wash your feet in spring sleep, mosquitoes bite everywhere. Ghosts knock at night, scaring the hillbilly to death.