Selected classic negative energy jokes

Negative energy is harmful to people's physical and mental health, and its influence is similar to infectious diseases. The following is a selection of classic negative energy jokes I compiled for you. I hope you won't be infected.

Classic negative energy segment selection 1:

1. A few years ago, a girl in BBS wrote: I don't know why, every time an ugly man looks at me, I feel that he is very obscene and particularly disgusted; But the handsome guy feels good when he looks at me. Today, I saw a boy write: I found that I always like to help a beautiful girl, and I will unconsciously ask her what she needs; But every time the ugly girl asks me for help, I feel: What can't you do by yourself? There are some obvious reasons, which are very cute when spoken.

You can't do what you pretend not to care.

When I came back from my trip, nothing changed except what I should do.

When I was a child, I felt that rich people were depressed and dark inside. When I grow up, I find that many rich people know more, have rich experience, do things seriously, choose rationality and get along better than the poor.

Laziness is a good excuse, as if you can really do great things as long as you are diligent.

6. Most success depends not on accumulated efforts or dramatic opportunities, but on time-honored origins and talents.

There are many important and urgent things. Do one first, and you will feel that everything else has been delayed. So I'd better go to the Internet cafe first.

8. People who talk about life, society and morality every day often have low wisdom. Really smart people have taken these ideas for granted, internalized them into their own actions, and succeeded in the material world.

9. Friend, that's not laziness. Laziness can be overcome. You just have a weak (stupid) brain. You can't stand long and intense thinking, engage in things with too complicated logic and deal with too much information.

10. I have worked hard for so long, but if I have a little talent, I should show some signs of success.

Classic negative energy segment selection 2:

1. Successful people complain about social injustice, while unsuccessful people complain that society is unfair to them.

If you are good-looking or rich, you will naturally find social fun.

Earning money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is very high.

There are always people who can't get up at work and can't let go at play.

5. Why do I study so hard, be kind, helpful and hospitable, and bring laughter to people around me, but no boys chase me? Because you are ugly.

6. The people we can rely on the most in difficulties are also the people we can easily ignore when we are proud. Such as spare tire, parents, kind but not good friends.

7. Do you think boys like it as long as they are beautiful? Do you think that as long as you have money, beautiful girls will post it themselves? Do you think you can find a good job by learning to bully? Let me tell you, and then all this is true!

8. The cause of princess disease is nothing but ugliness and poverty. ? What about those who are rich and beautiful but have a bad temper? ? That kind of princess is not called illness.

9. The words Gao Fushuai and Bai provide sufficient conditions for a good heterosexual relationship. The emergence of the word local tyrant tells us that in essence, three conditions can be weakened into one condition?

10. Many people are struggling vigorously every day, as if the whole world is waiting to see him succeed.

Classic negative energy segment selection 3:

1. I have keenly seen some truth about life, but my life has not improved because of it.

2. Those girls who marry rich second generation officials suffer from domestic violence every day, and their husbands always go out to have sex! Speaking of which, I feel much more comfortable.

My friend made a breakthrough in his career and improved his life. I'm so happy for him. But if it were me, I would be happier.

4. You regard him/her as the object of love, and he/she regards you as the object of love practice.

At the class reunion, every time someone talks about the unfortunate experience of the school flower, the boys will cry bitterly, as if the school flower would have been better off if it had followed them.

6. It is hard to imagine that sensitive and changeable young people can become leaders and make important decisions. When these people sleep, their outlook on life and world outlook can change dramatically if they are said a few words or eaten a good meal.

7. You worked so hard and endured so much loneliness and entanglement, and we didn't think you were so good.

Some young people go to work in some large state-owned enterprises and institutions as soon as they graduate. There is nothing to do every day, just eating and drinking, and the welfare is extremely good. Life has not yet struggled to start supporting the elderly, and the ideal has been put aside, enjoying the privilege of the people. For such a young man, I just want to ask you four words: where to submit your resume?

9. Those who are more beautiful than me are not as smart as me, and those who are smarter than me are not as beautiful as me. Want to use this sentence to save my thin self-confidence? What's more, some people completely beat you to several levels regardless of intelligence and looks, and they are especially rich.

10. There is a disease called watching inspirational speeches, listening to inspirational movies, reading inspirational books and listening to inspirational songs. Zhihu's inspirational answer seems to have been tangled.

Classic negative energy segment selection 4:

1. In fact, those who are morally corrupt, we only curse those who directly or indirectly harm our interests, or do what we want to do but dare not do.

2. Without the enrichment of wallet, there is no inner peace. Many people put the cart before the horse.

The more books you read, the more you find yourself ignorant. The sudden enlightenment is only temporary. If we go deeper, the problem will always be covered by the problem and will never be solved.

4. Some things can be changed without hard work. No matter how beautiful the design of RMB in 50 yuan is, it is not as attractive as RMB 100.

5. What kind of ugly duckling will become a swan? Don't forget, the ugly duckling is a swan, and it can't be changed if it falls among ducks.

6. Say that the star is poor. Have you seen the balance of your bank card?

7. When someone tells you that you are busy, it is he/she who wants to leave time for more important people.

8. The four stages of ordinary people's life: ignorance, happiness and hope? Struggle and suffering after inferiority complex? Unrequited resentment and disappointment? Calm, ordinary and decadent. Where are you from?

9. Some girls like to take selfies with sunglasses. In fact, wearing a mask will look more beautiful.

10. Honey, you are so beautiful, have you lost weight again! ? You are so beautiful, dear! You're not that thin! I used to think they were stupid, but now I finally know that this is the master of social people who know the true meaning of communication. Those young people who talk about investment banking, market and the meaning of life every day are weak.

Classic negative energy segment selection 5:

1. There are some beautiful and educated girls who had the opportunity to marry rich second-generation officials, but many of them were attracted by boys who are good-looking, highly educated in prestigious schools, just graduated and worked in well-known foreign companies, and worked overtime until late to exercise. I feel that people are motivated and have potential. After five or six years, their intestines are all regretful.

At the age of thirty, most people are stuck in junior positions. The existing job can't be promoted, and it can't bear the time cost of changing careers. It's too late to study again. Parents began to get sick; I have a limited income and no savings. The greater pain is to see those who have no background, but work hard and are smart, and those who have little achievement and background, begin to live a noble life.

You can't imagine how much I suffered when I was young,' the millionaire said in an interview. I worked as a scalper, porter and smuggler. Reporter: We all saw that these experiences made you successful. The rich man said, no, I finally married a rich wife.

Make up your mind to change from tomorrow every night, live well and work hard, and turn over in bed at noon the next day: fuck, it's another day.

5. Only those who look good can be called foodies, and those who don't look good can only be called gits.

6. Look in the mirror more often and you will understand why there are many setbacks and hardships.

7. Anyone who has taken a selfie knows that the factors that don't look good from the perspective are not necessarily looks, but light, background, posture and so on. Are all influencing factors. As long as you try to take more pictures from different angles, you will find that no matter how you take them, they will not look good.

8. Life will make you suffer for a while, and after you get used to it, you will suffer for a lifetime.

9. Handsome appearance and a lot of money are passes for social activities in the upper class.

10. Those women who look simple, whether true or false, show that her past or background is definitely not simple.

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