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1. Classic anecdote funny computer joke. Yesterday, my computer broke down at home, and then I went to the Internet cafe to play games. I happened to sit next to a sister paper and watch Korean dramas. It's almost 1 1 point, and the girl next to it says she doesn't want to see it. She is alone at home, and he wants me to go to his house to play games with him for the night. Then she added that it is the dream of countless men to play the most interesting game in the world with me. Hearing this, I decisively rejected her. What is better in this world than playing games in internet cafes? ...
2. Some people are good at using laptops. I heard my friend say that the mouse is better than the trackball, so I borrowed one from my friend and tried it at home. Because it was meaningless, he electrocuted his friend. A mouse is more difficult to use than a trackball. It took a long time to move a little, and the buttons were behind, which was very inconvenient. ...
The lovely girl makes people laugh. I am the company in charge of recruitment. In the early morning, I took two lovely female colleagues to the talent market to recruit. There are few causes of the epidemic. In the recruitment booth next door, there is a handsome boy. When the two lovely girls were bored, they chatted with the boy. They are all young people. The more they talk, the more speculative they are. Both of them filled out a recruitment form and were directly accepted by the company. I have a headache now. Instead of recruiting one person, he poached two people. What should I tell the boss when I go back?
One day I asked Xueba, "How did you do so well in the exam?" Xueba said, "Just write by feeling." I asked again, "How did you get 98 points this time?" Xueba said: "It's very simple, as long as you don't do the first question of multiple-choice questions!"
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