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50 proverbs of "two in one" turning into art
A bad word is half.
One for another, not two flavors; Ask questions, answer questions, and have to pick up crops.
Practice Baotou for one year and ugliness for three years.
No singing for three days, no playing for three days.
Three points are Baotou and seven points are ugly.
At 30: 40, the mountain doesn't open, and the villagers don't understand.
Note: It means that the pronunciation of "mountain", "three", "four" and "ten" is flat, so it is difficult for the audience to understand the meaning when singing. )
Up like a tiger, down like a sheep.
The collar of the coat is the collar of the lower coat.
The top is higher and the bottom is shorter.
The coat is important, the feet are tight, the body is stable, and the clothes are important, accurate and not awkward. Mouth to mouth, mouth to mouth, avoid twisting twice at most.
Thousands of troops and horses depend on us; Subcontract, grab the corner, pretend to be everything.
There is no good beast sleeping with the tiger, but a handsome bird flying with the phoenix, and a pair of big female bears with the blind bear.
I'm not afraid of losing Baotou, but I'm afraid of embarrassing myself.
If you don't learn to be handsome, you will learn to be strange.
Not afraid of being stupid, but afraid of not asking.
Not afraid of a thousand tricks, but afraid of one trick.
If you don't really do it, you have to admit it.
No words, no sound insulation, and most importantly, no heart.
Ruthless, quiet and unreasonable.
Art has no weight, only when it is used.
The artist's kung fu is in his mouth, and the energy of a fast horse is in his legs.
There's no harm in learning more.
Elegant art does not stir up drama, and stirring up drama is not elegant art.
Exhale out of the abdomen, clear pronunciation and mellow voice.
Hands pointing, eyes worrying; Hand to eye, eye to person. My heart is a little bit, and my mouth is quite good.
Be serious about art and don't bury everything.
Morality, singing and artistic morality.
Wu Wen veteran, Tsing Yi Hua Dan, turned around and changed.
Ugliness is a leaf, Dan is a flower; Green leaves help red flowers, and things are not white and blind.
Ugly or not, it is appropriate to join hands; Not even, a handful of mud.
Edge is edge, edge is edge.
Practice makes perfect is wise.
You can skip meals for three days and practice for one day.
When you attack songs and waves, you attack the mouth and the phase.
Talk about setting the wave, the wave is stable; Ugly words are stupid and smart, and ugly words are beautiful.
If you can't sing well in four tones, you will be confused when you pronounce words.
A line in Baotou, an ugly singing.
Baotou's vegetables are sold by ugliness.
Baotou pays attention to seeking stability in waves and seeking stability in waves; Ugly female singers pay attention to essence and stupidity, and stupidity is no problem.
Hold your breath and send a message.
Watch the hand in the first game, the twist in the second game, and the walk in the third game.
Let's enjoy it and don't fade.
It is not so much a dangerous mouth as a mysterious mouth; Less nonsense, more jokes; Don't say anything if you swear.
Standing in front of the stage, sweating profusely behind the stage.
There is no sweat under the stage, and no one is watching on the stage.
The export is not crisp, and the efforts are in vain.
Don't say it all at once. Art can't be used in a play.
Family ties can be brought into play, and there is no coincidence.
Strength lies in the ground, and art lies in the play.
There is a margin on the stage and popularity under the stage.
If there are thousands of people practicing at home, performing on stage is like nobody's business.
The fate of the old Baotou is afraid of fading, and the fate of the small Baotou is afraid of joy; There is no joy that does not fade, and there is no flat land that does not show mountains.
Local people speak local dialect, local things use local dialect, local songs have local flavor, and local things are sung to local people.
When you pronounce, you listen to the truth.
If it's not true, it's like killing someone with a blunt knife.
If you can't pronounce it clearly, it's easy to lose it.
Can sing, sing drunk; People who can't sing sleep.
Famous singers all have treasures. Finding them is up to you.
More experience and more skills.
The word is the bone rhyme, and the board is the master.
The words should be heavy and the cavity should be light; The words should be hard and the cavity should be soft.
Listen to the first voice.
Listen to the first sound; It's the smell, not the smell. Taste the first two sentences.
The audience doesn't like to hear it, and the actor has a white mouth.
Three good times have come and three good times have gone.
Twist your hands without shaking, and wave the fan with your wrist instead of your elbow.
Men are afraid of "Leng Jiang" and women are afraid of "wrestling frame".
Handkerchiefs are not fun without wrist skills.
Allegro should avoid black boards, and Adagio should avoid stacking boards.
As fast as a chicken, the board is a board, and the word is a word.
Accurately choose words and sentences, and do not lose the board; Speak clearly and don't answer it.
The string player follows the actor. He is a good actor.
Learn to sing badly, practice your mouth first.
Study outline guide, reading for generations.
You won't be ashamed to sing after learning The West Chamber.
It's never too old to practice singing and learn.
If you want to say yes, you have to have it in your stomach; If you want it in your stomach, you must walk around.
If you want to learn art well, you must first be a good person.
To be a good singer, you must travel around the world.
There are thousands of songs to sing Shuang Suoshan.
Every family has children of all ages and every family has sisters and children.
Where can a famous teacher run?
A thick mouth can't bite through.
Speak and run routines; When you meet a rut, you will naturally have it.
Rap and dance, mainly singing.
Say a thousand words, sing first.
Don't say what you can't say and don't sing what you can't sing; Don't do it if you can't. It's not about people.
Broke the West Chamber, messed up the knife, and the bottomless blue bridge.
Sing hard, sing slowly, sing hard
It is better to accumulate thousands of dollars than to have art.
One wave is not enough for you to sing ten sentences.
Eat less wine and learn more about art.
The pink mouth is a spring mouth, and it doesn't export.
Whoever wants to learn from whom is good at learning from whom.
Who has more knowledge, whose mouth will say; If you want to talk, talk more about crops.
Respect teachers, love children as children.
Suona should be a soldier, not a fight with an actor.
Good singing, poor taste.
If you can't sing well, find words; White is not good, try to find it; If you can't do it well, go find it.
Whether you sing well depends on your anger.
There is movement in singing, and there is silence in moving; There is beauty in silence and affection in beauty.
It's no use vomiting blood if you don't understand the meaning of singing opera
If you can't eat a song thoroughly, it's hard to sing.
Ugliness is all spoken.
Singing ugly is not ugly, singing handsome is not handsome.
If you sing ugly, you will be ugly. Don't talk, don't try to sing ugly.
Sing a good hug board, all in words.
The lyrics are long, and the tune is thrown into the paragraph.
Sing on the board, click to go; Laugh and cry, and do it.
Sing like crying, sing like laughing; Really dumbfounding, not enough kung fu.
Sing the rain, sing the wind, sing the wind; Sing the ancient temple clock and listen to the buzzing outside the mountain gate.
The ugly belly is wide, and Baotou dares to move mountains; The ugly ones are narrow, but the ones in Baotou dare not dump them.
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