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What news have you seen that makes people speechless and embarrassed?
1, Guangdong three people spent 200,000 RMB to manufacture170,000 counterfeit money.
Only one person completed the British marathon, and the second runner took 5000 people to the wrong way.
3. In order to scare her boyfriend, a woman in Henan reported that she was a fugitive. After investigation, the police found that she was indeed a fugitive.
4. A young man in America tried to shoot himself. After his mother found out, he called the police. The police shot to stop him from committing suicide.
Ukraine's proposal to cancel Russia's one-vote veto in the United Nations was rejected by Russia.
6. The Zhejiang couple "fantasized" and won the 5 million grand prize because of uneven distribution.
7. A man went to a hotel to check in, and it took 800 yuan to call two young ladies. As a result, three people fought for the landlord all night, and the man won more than 2000 yuan!
8. The teacher was sentenced to "1 year" in the first instance and "12 years" in the second instance.
9. A man stole a bottle of beverage worth 50,000 yuan from the warehouse, poured it into the bottle overnight and sold the empty bottle for more than 200 yuan.
10, the thief broke into the house. Because he was afraid of footsteps, he took off his shoes and his feet smelled, so he didn't dare to wake his master.
1 1, the woman 13 failed the driving test, and the driving school gave her a full refund and invited her to dinner.
12. After Zhang Yimou paid the fine for multiple births, the China government allowed the birth of a second child.
13, innocent woman 1 cheated 1 18 times. The liar lamented that she was the best person to me except my mother.
14, the man checked into the hotel pillow and found 10,000 yuan in cash. He complained angrily: he certainly didn't change the pillowcase!
15, the young man was black from the waist down and thought he was seriously ill. Doctor: The trousers have faded.
16. During working hours, the boss gave out red envelopes, and the employees who robbed the red envelopes were fined 500 yuan.
17, the lovelorn man turned on the gas and attempted suicide. After calming down, he lit a cigarette, but it detonated.
18, the prison guard suddenly fell into a coma, and the prisoner broke out of prison and smashed the door for emergency treatment! The police were very moved and then strengthened the cell.
The above is my answer to "What news have you seen that makes people speechless and embarrassed?".
The above is purely a personal opinion.
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