Funny opening speech script

1. The elephant pooped in the middle of the road. An ant happened to be passing by. It looked up and saw the mist-shrouded peak. It couldn't help but sigh: Oh, this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau! ?

2. When an ant saw an elephant walking towards him, he immediately buried his body in the soil and exposed one leg. The rabbit asked in confusion: " Why are your legs exposed?" The ant said: "Shh, don't make a sound, I will trip over it."

These two jokes can make us relax, but at the same time they can also make us more interesting. What enlightenment? Because this phenomenon also exists in the operation and management of our enterprises. This is about positioning and selection. Our enterprises often have two misunderstandings: either overestimating their opponents or overestimating themselves. Obviously, both kinds of thinking are undesirable because entrepreneurs have unclear ideas and unclear directions; we must not only immerse ourselves in pulling the cart, but also raise our heads to see the road.

IBM founder Watson’s motto is “Thinking”, and do we set aside some time every day to think quietly, how should my business be run? Do you want to be a firefighter, every day? Are you busy dealing with various emergencies? Or do you want to be a carefree chairman, like Wang Shi of Vanke Group, who can spend a few months every year to engage in outdoor sports such as mountain climbing and gliding, while Vanke can still Operating as usual?

Therefore, the purpose of coming here today is not so much to listen to my speech, but to give yourself a chance to use an hour to think quietly: My How should enterprises position themselves? Is our enterprise an ant enterprise or an elephant enterprise? Obviously, compared to international multinational groups, most of our enterprises are still in the growth stage of ant enterprises.

This is not terrible, because Elephant Enterprise also grew up from Ant Enterprise. The terrible thing is that we stopped learning and growing, and the even more terrible thing is that we stopped thinking and therefore can no longer adapt to changes in the environment!

Fortunately, you are already sitting here today to show that you are I like to learn and think. At the same time, I can really help you with the two topics of the new economic era and brand strategy. It can reduce your exploration time, change our thinking, and allow our company to be ahead of our competitors 3- More than 5 years!