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I really want to learn to cook, because being able to cook is also a skill.

Once, after I came home from school, I felt a little hungry and thought: I have finished my homework, and I will secretly make a meal to surprise my friends! After a while, I finished my homework, packed it up, and went to the kitchen to cook.

I want to make porridge. I add water first, then turn on the heat. Wait until the water boils before adding rice. If the rice is cooked, it can be eaten. I want to invite my friends to come and try the food I cook. Because my friends once said that I am a little princess who can't do anything. Today I want to surprise them and change their view of me. So I went to the neighbor's house to find my friends. I ran away and back again, fearing that the rice would burn, which would be embarrassing. I came to the kitchen and took a look. Well, it was not bad, just right. I quickly turned off the fire and got ready to eat.

"Dong, dong dong!" I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door and saw that all my friends were here, not a few of them. I served the rice and gave them each a bowl. Sister Tan Hongyue said, "I took a taste, this rice..." At this time, my sister hesitated and said, I didn't know what was wrong, and I was wondering if the rice was not good. What about eating? Suddenly, my friends said together: "This rice is so delicious!" I thought it was not what I thought, and they also gave me a surprise. Brother Li Rui said, "Did you cook this meal?" My friends were also dubious. I said, "Look, is there anyone else in my family? It was really me who cooked it! Don't you think so now?" You will call me little princess!”

I also took a bite of the rice, ah, it’s so delicious!

Today, my mother is not at home. I saw a lot of dust on the stairs and wanted to wipe them down. Be a "cleaner", do a housework, and give your mother a surprise.

Just do it. I prepared a bucket filled with clean water and a clean cloth.

I first carried the bucket upstairs, wrung out the cloth, bent my waist, and wiped it down the stairs step by step. Wipe away dust from corners and surfaces of stairs. Gradually, I felt a little tired and my waist was very sore, as if a ten-pound stone had been pressed down on me, making me breathless. I said to myself: "This housework is originally done by adults. I am not asking for trouble. I won't do it." But in a flash, I thought that my mother had to go to work every day and had to do a lot of housework. It was really too much. Thanks for your hard work. I gritted my teeth and said to myself: "It doesn't matter. If you bear it a little longer, it will be wiped off soon." I had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue to wipe it. "Ah! It's finally wiped." I straightened up and looked at the neat and bright stairs that I had wiped. I smiled happily, not to mention how happy I was.

Through this housework, I realized the hard work of doing housework. I should usually help my mother with more housework to reduce her burden and at the same time exercise my life skills. It really kills two birds with one stone

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Yesterday, my mother bought me a new bicycle. What a beautiful bike! The body is bright red and the ringtone is very clear. I pasted a cartoon on the front basket, and the bike looked awesome!

Today, I pushed out the bicycle to go for a walk. As soon as I pushed it out of the door, the puppy ran out and barked, and pounced on me with its front paws, as if to say: "My little master is riding such a beautiful bicycle." Take me for a spin too." I touched the puppy's head and said, "Next time!" Riding on my beloved bicycle, the sky seemed to be bluer and the clouds became more beautiful. not Go play in a park near our home. There are strong trees, beautiful flowers, and several short hills. There is also a large pool in the middle of the park, with many lively and cute little goldfish in it. There is a rockery in the middle with some grass planted on it.

Suddenly, I heard a rustling sound. It turned out to be a gray-haired old man watering, weeding, and fertilizing the flowers, in order to make the park more beautiful.

In order to prevent children from destroying flowers and plants, the security guard is still on duty in the park!

I think we should develop the good habit of caring for flowers and plants from an early age.

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Today, my mother took me to the amusement park. Let's go rowing first. I didn't know how to control the direction when rowing, but how did I know the direction today?

When I was rowing, I saw the water bubbles spit out by the fish, so I drove in that direction, but I didn't even see a fish. I was very disappointed.

Today is such a happy day!

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Tonight, my father told me that if I work for him, I can get the wages I deserve. After hearing this, I jumped three feet high with joy. My father asked me to carry all the barrels at the door to the warehouse. Go, I quickly ran to the warehouse with a bucket in one hand. After running back and forth several times, my hands were sore, but I persisted. Finally, I counted eleven chickens, and my father gave me 20 yuan. I happily hid the money and donated it to the Hope Project in the future.

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The small fish swim freely in the water. It's happiness. The chickens are playing games, which is also happiness. Many children came to the kitten for her birthday, which was also a joy. The little rabbit learned to make an airplane, which is also happy

When the little duck and his friends were having fun, the mother duck made a meal and asked the little duck to go home for dinner. This was sad. The spider has just worked hard to weave its web, but people destroy the web. This is also sad.

There will be happiness and sadness in life.

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I am moved because of my father's love. Who can not be moved by a father who can do so much for his autistic child?

Sympathy is due to endless love. A father has given everything he has for his autistic child, but he still cannot leave with peace of mind before leaving...

In fact, social love is everywhere, simple love from neighbors, simple love from colleagues, simple love from teachers, simple love from sympathy. This is Dafu’s living environment, and there should be his beauty in his world. , he loves to be neat, he follows the rules, he is persistent, he works hard, and his understanding of nature seems to me to be more thorough than any of us. At least at the moment when my father was buried, the colorful wild chrysanthemum made me feel It’s Dafu’s yearning for his father’s rebirth.

Of course, the ending is also gratifying. Dafu has learned to take care of himself, and life is still going on...

Due to the recent World Cup, it seems that he is always out of shape recently, haha, it is difficult to calm down, and occasionally in In a quiet theater, watch a movie, get rid of worldly worries, go deep into the movie, and follow the director's perspective to explore the love deep in your heart. Even if you shed tears, it is a kind of purification of the soul. In an overly utilitarian society, Insensitivity to beautiful things has caused too much indifference in this society. More people are like suffering from autism, constantly accepting the love of others, but never considering other people's feelings, let alone reciprocating. In the movie, we will I sympathize with the poor father and son, but in daily life, will we also be grateful to those who love us?

Love is everywhere, I still think so, while being good at discovering love, We should also repay, and repaying love is a higher state, because that is when we are no longer just ourselves, crazy about love, grateful for love, and great love comes from selflessness...

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Everyone has a family . We live in it and feel very warm. There are three persons in my family, my mother, father and I. We live together very happily and there are many interesting stories about my family.

My father is a hard-working man. He works as a doctor. He always tries his best to help every, patient and make patients comfortable. But sonetimes he works so hard that he can't remember the date.

My mother is a woman with a bad memory. She always does a lot of housework, but sometimes she makes mistakes out of carelessness. For example, one day, she washed clothes in the washer, after the washer finished the work, she found she hadn't 't filled the washer with water.

Now let me tell you a funny thing: one day, father wanted to get up early as usual, but he wasn't able to do that, because he hadn't set the alarm clock the night before, so when he got up, he did everything in a hurry. After father left, mother said to me mysteriously, "He will come back soon." "Why?" I was gre

atly surprised. "Because today is Sunday, his holiday!" Just as mother said, father came back home soon, and went to bed again--he was too tired.

You see, what an interesting family have! I hope that you will have one like mine, too.

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Network Comprehensive - Diary of a First Grade Primary School Student: Watching the Sea

Today, our family took a bus to Shangchuan Island to see sea.

As soon as we got off the car, we heard the sound of waves crashing on the beach; swishing, slapping, slapping - it was like the sea was making up beautiful music to welcome us. I looked up and saw, wow! The blue sky and blue sea, the sky and the water are connected as far as the eye can see, it’s really magical! There were many people swimming at the beach, and I couldn't help but run into the sea to swim. Suddenly, a wave came over and knocked me over in the water. When my father quickly pulled me up, I had already drank two mouthfuls of water. It felt salty. I was so scared that I ran ashore and never dared to go into the sea again. .

Although I was a little scared when I went to the beach this time, if I have another chance next time, I would like to see the sea again

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Network Comprehensive - Diary of the second grade of primary school: Playing football

Sunny Monday, July 2

At five o'clock this afternoon, my elder brothers and I went downstairs to play football. There were nine of us, and I was the referee. The other eight people were divided into the "red team" and the "yellow team." The game started, and the "red team" took the first shot. The game was very fierce, and everyone was sweating profusely. In the end, the "red team" won 11 to 4! We had so much fun! not Dentist

Sunny Tuesday, July 3rd

In the morning, my father took me to see a doctor at Wujin Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine. Because one of my left teeth is decayed. The doctor said: "This tooth cannot be extracted. It will fall out naturally when the deciduous teeth are replaced by permanent teeth. It can also be filled." Later, the doctor helped me fill in the decayed tooth. When I was having my teeth filled, water sprayed all over my mouth, and the light was very dazzling. It was really uncomfortable to have my teeth filled. I will take good care of my teeth in the future, eat less sweets and brush my teeth frequently.

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Yesterday, a friend suddenly and mysteriously said to me: "Okay. I admire your mother, she has created the ninth greatest miracle in the world!" "Ah? What?" "Your mother has raised you for 17 years, it's amazing!" "You are looking for death!"

At night, I was lying in bed, tossing and turning, but still couldn't fall asleep. I always felt like something was haunting me. I waved my hand next to my ear, trying to drive something away, but there was always something lingering. Is it a joke from my classmates? "Haha." I laughed at myself.

The clock is still chirping tirelessly, but the lingering things in my heart are getting stronger and stronger. Face, a face that I have faced for 17 years - my mother’s aging face. That face that has replaced anger with gentleness countless times; that face that has replaced everything with silence countless times; that face that I dare not face countless times. The subtle lines on that face all record my youthful willfulness, rebellion and lack of ambition. I seemed to have an epiphany - it was not the ruthless years that changed that beautiful face in the past, but that I, her favorite daughter, used the excuse of being "young and frivolous" to carve countless melancholy on her face.

But my mother endured the pain, smiled, and had no regrets!

"Mom" held the report card of the midterm exam in her hand, lowered her head, and I walked into the house.

"The results are out?" I nodded.

"Didn't do well in the exam?" I nodded.

"Are you in a bad mood?" I nodded.

"Okay, wash your hands and eat."

"Mom, I...won't you scold me?"

"If you don't do well in the exam, you won't. Well, what's there to scold?"

"But, you have always had high demands on me. This time... I let you down."

" Fool. Why is my daughter getting stupider as she gets older? Mom has never asked for anything. If she has to ask for anything, she only has one wish in her life."

"What?"

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"Mom, I just hope that you will give me a daughter who will grow up healthily and happily. Just like the past 17 years, as long as you can let your mother see you grow up healthily and happily, it is enough. Other than that, I have nothing else. Please."

"Mom!" I threw myself into my mother's arms and whispered in her ear for the first time in my life, "Mom, I love you!"

That day was Mother’s Day last year. Another year passed in the blink of an eye, and my mother’s beauty was as beautiful as ever. Mother's Day is coming up in two days, and I haven't prepared a special gift for my mother. A greeting card, a few words - "I am grateful to God for giving me the best mother in the world. In return for my mother, I will also be the best child in the world. I will also help you realize your greatest wish and become a healthy and happy child."

Happy holidays, Mom, I love you forever!”

(Mother’s Day is coming, have you prepared any gifts for your dear mother? If not, I suggest you just give her five words - Mom, I love you. I think that... is enough. )

============ ========================================================================================================= Speaking of our own parents, I believe everyone feels the same way. All parents in the world give too much to their children. They love and care for their children without regrets, for fear that their children will not have enough to eat. We can’t wear warm clothes, but when we grow up one day in the future, who will remember that our parents worked hard for us to grow up, who taught you how to dress when you were young, and who taught you how to dress when you were young. Who told you to talk, and who fed you, it is our own parents who do these things. Why do they love us so much? Is it to have someone to rely on when we grow old? No! I dare say that there is no parent. I think so, they are just fulfilling their responsibilities as parents, but what about us? How many children have fulfilled their responsibilities as children? Very few! My parents are the same, they have given so much to me. It can be said that he is meticulous. When I was naughty, I made my parents angry. Now I think about it, I really shouldn’t! My father is a doctor. He is very kind, but sometimes he is very serious. In my heart, he is both a good doctor and a good doctor. He is also a good father. Every time I see my father treating those who are sick, I feel very excited. Seeing them one by one being freed from the disease, my father always smiles kindly. I admire my father's kindness very much. With the spirit of saving lives and helping the wounded, my father never charged high fees for them. Every time, he only charged a small amount of cost. As a child, I was very puzzled, why only charge so little money? Why not charge more? Dad listened. When I asked this question, I said seriously: What do your children know? My father did not become a doctor to make money, but to relieve their illnesses.