It's so cold that you can't laugh.

1, Snow White has been in poor health since she got married. The prince took her to the hospital for examination and found that the princess had only one kidney left!

The prince asked why ... the princess replied? One day, when I was living in seclusion in the forest, a witch knocked at the door and asked me, Do you want an apple, son?

2. Sun Quan gave Cao Cao an elephant. Cao Cao wanted to know how heavy the elephant was, but none of his men came up with a good idea.

So he turned to his youngest son Cao Chong for help. Cao Chong said impatiently? Didn't you go to primary school? ! Let's go to the fourth volume of primary school Chinese! ?

3. Song Renzong is ready to put Mu Guiying in power, but the ministers expressed their opposition. It is very inappropriate for a woman to command. Please think twice. ?

Renzong thought it was reasonable, so he personally hung a banner for Mu: Beautiful!

Dad took Xiaoming across the river and accidentally dropped him into the river.

Just in a hurry, the river god came out and took out a grass carp and asked, is this yours?

? No? Take out another river fish and ask: Is this yours?

? No? The river god nodded approvingly:? You are an honest man. Your son may have drowned. Check downstream. ?

I bought a pack of cigarettes in the canteen in the morning and a bottle of wine in the canteen in the afternoon. By the way, I handed it to the boss and lit it. The boss took a drag: Is this cigarette a bit fake?

6.a asks B: If the most fragrant milk is Xiaosan, it is the closest. They are lovers, and the best brother is Viagra, so who is the sister who is the most afraid to approach?

A: Yu Jie!

A: Your sister, it's Xifeng! ! !

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