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Classic and funny quotations for explaining nouns in philosophy of life.

Youth-Youth is either used for profligacy or for waste.

Mountain climbing and sightseeing-practice is like mountain climbing and sightseeing. The scenery is the same, but the mood is different with different heights.

Posture-The eyes of the world are like cameras. What others think of you depends on what posture you pose for them.

Dating-life is like a date. "Youth" waited for a long time, but "success" didn't come, so I walked first.

Happiness and happiness-happiness is a way of looking at life; Happiness is an attitude of tasting experience.

Wisdom-knowledge without action is wisdom.

Gains and losses in the heart-people are always people, no matter how much they get, they will never remember; No matter how small the loss is, I can't help worrying.

Tao-inner peace, the guardian of Tao, such as stagnant water.

News and Politics-News flaunts truth and politics flaunts democracy. Just like Sister Furong's beauty, it is charming to describe and difficult to appreciate.

Right and wrong-doing the wrong thing in the right way is the same as doing the right thing in the wrong way.

Nerve and spirit-everyone has the potential for insanity, but only those outstanding people can be insane.

Being a boss is not easy-it's really not easy now. He is a consultant, a master, a think tank and an external brain. Now he has almost become a factory manager, and he is incontinent, so the company can hardly take care of himself.

what is love ? -what is love in the world? Women are not people, and men are not things.

Giving up-giving up is relative and has nothing to do with the movements and postures at that time. See who abandoned who, the most important thing is to see who moved on after that moment, who was addicted to it and fell into the mire.

Love beauty is not a curse, beauty is a kind of confusion; There is nothing wrong with love. Love is an illusion.

Olympic testimony-hard life is: think like a central record and run like a national football team!

Forever and eternity-there are not many things that can last. What lasts almost a lifetime can be called eternity, and what is longer than a lifetime can be called eternity.

Wedding clothes-to be yourself for others and get married with a bald head.

Farther and farther away-when shameless things are popular, I am farther and farther away from success. When impetuous things begin to appreciate, I am getting farther and farther away from money. When the dream began to chase, I was getting farther and farther away from myself.

Ideal qualification-ideal? Wait until you are qualified!

Garbage-some people want dung, some people throw gold. Garbage has nothing to do with materials. The key is whether you are useful or not.

Jianghu-Jianghu is a state of mind.

Madmen and fools-there may be madmen in this world, but there are no fools.

Spring Festival Evening-At the beginning of the Spring Festival Evening, I was a little sleepy because of the heat, so I made a cup of coffee, which was too hot. Grit your teeth and stick to it. At the end of the Spring Festival Gala, the coffee is cold, but I don't want to drink it either. To be exact, I don't want it, because-I can't sleep.

Thoughts-Nowadays, men's thoughts are as barren as grasslands.

Aesthetics-there is no beauty in the world, but watching too much will become beauty. More than 30 years have passed, and I have stopped vomiting when I look in the mirror in the morning. The key to aesthetics lies in persistence!

Men and women-women are like water, men are like mud, love is like mud, marriage builds tall buildings, children are steel bars, and those with steel bars persist for a long time, but those without steel bars fall down.

Pan Jinlian-Why comment on Pan Jinlian? Learn to be tolerant if you can understand, and try to understand if you can't. Life is full of disappointment. Every dead soul is crying. There is no woman who is naturally slutty, and there is no rich man after death. Why bother?

Life-If you cry for the harm you have done to life, how can life greet you with a smile? You bared your teeth at life, and life immediately knocked you down; You are cynical about life, and life makes you empty; You are smirking at life, and life makes you cry and shout; You are indifferent to life, and life makes you poor; You don't care about life. Life has given you two bottles of melatonin.

There are four seasons in life-I bury summer in the soil in spring, and harvest a lot of winter in autumn.

Two kinds of people-there are only two kinds of people in the world: 1 Sleep on your own and let others dig. 2. Dig someone else's grave and let the dead go to sleep!

Sweet love-happy love is often incomplete.

Drunk youth-wine is brewed by youth. Once drunk, it will grow old.

The elixir of life-there was no elixir of life in the world, but more wishful people began to sell it.

Rock and roll-when anger changes from an action to an idea, rock and roll comes into being. When anger changes from an idea to an action, rock and roll dies.

The reason why I don't eat seafood-when I was a child, my mother told me that the sea is my hometown ... so I stopped eating seafood when I grew up, because it was all from my hometown.

Dreaming and pessimism-Dreamism is lingering in dreams and unwilling to wake up, while pessimism is afraid of nightmares and afraid to sleep.

Uncle Li's helplessness-I turned my heart to the bright moon, but today is the first day.

Good words may not be golden-after listening to you, the gambler loses ten years.

Bear for a lifetime-emotion is a feeling, don't be a burden. Emotion is an experience, don't turn it into debt.

Guest dream-many people have no dreams all their lives, and many people dream of life.

Cats and dogs-Happiness is a cat and sadness is a dog.

Miracle-life doesn't have to be wonderful, living is a miracle.

Chasing happiness-if happiness is really the result of chasing, then I am willing to run all my life. The question is, right?

PK is famous these days-whether a black cat catches a white cat or a white cat catches a black cat, it is a good cat.

There is no wind after the wind-look at the world with drunken eyes, and people with discerning eyes live their lives. Why do you need to be smart? All my efforts are at the end. Some people were born to be officials, and some died to be Ding Bai. Don't say that a gentleman struggles all his life. Why bother? It looks very light.

Brother and brother-don't say I'm two, the old woman's name: no two. This is my brother: no, no, no, no. In fact, I am very strong. My poor monk's name is invincible. This is my brother: lawless, lawless.

Grandfather and grandson-client: to be a slaughtered grandson and dream of becoming a grandfather. Merchant: Be the grandfather who was secretly slaughtered with a grandson's heart.

Myopia and normal mentality-I don't understand life thoroughly. I just look at the world with normal mentality and myopia.

Life is like a dream-life is like a dream, but you can't control it if you do it.

News and streaking-news, like streaking, is for people to see, so the route you take often depends on where there are many people.

Impetuous and boring-a person who streaks at night doesn't like to wear clothes at best; Nine times out of ten, a person streaking in broad daylight just wants to be seen by more people. There are too many ordinary people who are unwilling to be lonely, so this impetuous world was born, but the existence of life always has some meaning-at least it pleases other boring people.

The most classic quotations of life philosophy

1. Laziness, like rust, consumes the body more than hard work.

2. All the victories are insignificant compared with the victories of conquering oneself. All failures, compared with the failure of losing self, are even more insignificant.

3. Frustration is actually the tuition that success should pay.

In this world, although there is a lot of cold and darkness, as long as there is more trust and care between people, there will be more sunshine.

A person who can see things from other people's thoughts and understand other people's spiritual activities will never have to worry about his future.

6. When a person starts to struggle from his own heart, he is a valuable person.

7. No one is rich enough to need help from others, and no one is poor enough to help others in some way.

8. Anyone who really tries to help others can't help himself.

9. Activists believe that only by pushing themselves can the world be promoted, and only by pushing themselves can the world be promoted.

10. What you learn is exercise, but what you can't learn is tempering.

1 1. The fault is a temporary regret, but the miss is an eternal regret!

12. The environment will not change, and the solution lies in changing yourself.

13. Courage is the control of fear, not the absence of fear.

14. Impulse means that you are still passionate about life, always impulsive, which means that you still don't understand life.

15. On the way to realize the ideal, we must eliminate all interference, especially those beautiful temptations.

The most classic quotations of philosophy of life.

1. People cry when they are born, but later they learn to laugh. So sadness is a low-level instinct, while happiness is a higher-level ability.

2. Two people share a pain, only half, and two people share a happiness but two happiness.

3. What you should give up is helplessness, what you should not give up is incompetence, what you should not give up is ignorance, and what you should not give up is persistence!

4. Action is a good medicine to cure fear, and hesitation and procrastination will constantly nourish fear.

5. If you treat the people around you as demons, you will live in hell; You regard the people around you as angels, and you live in heaven.

6. People suffer from pursuing the wrong things.

7. It's not so much that others make you suffer, but that your self-cultivation is not enough.

8. If you don't make trouble for yourself, others will never make trouble for you. You make trouble yourself.

9. Restrain yourself and leave others alone.

10. If you insist on taking simple things seriously, you will be very painful.

1 1. A glass of clean water becomes dirty because of a drop of sewage, but a glass of sewage will not become clear because of the existence of a drop of clean water.

12. Luck is when an opportunity happens to bump into your efforts.

13. Get calm, lose indifference, let nature take its course and strive for its inevitability.

14. Time is a master of treating mental trauma, but it is by no means a master of solving problems.

15. Heaven rewards diligence. Maybe if you pay, there is no return, and if you don't pay, there is no return.

The most classic quotations of life philosophy

1. Adversity is a necessary process of growth. People who are brave enough to accept adversity will become stronger and stronger.

Only those who keep looking for opportunities will seize them in time.

A person's greatest bankruptcy is despair, and his greatest asset is hope.

4. Action is the ladder to success. The more you move, the higher you climb.

The environment will never be perfect, negative people are controlled by the environment, and positive people control the environment.

6. When everyone is low-key, you can be high-key, but you can't be out of tune.

7. The law of success is extremely simple, but simplicity does not mean easy.

8. Those who are willing to bow their heads will never hit the low door.

9. A few more minutes of preparation last night saved hours of trouble today.

10. Smiling costs nothing, but it can create wealth. Praise costs nothing, but it can generate strength. Sharing doesn't have to be excessive, but it can double happiness.

1 1. Happiness is always accompanied by generous people, wealth is always accompanied by honest people, intelligence is always accompanied by noble people, charm is always accompanied by humorous people, and health is always accompanied by open-minded people.

12. Fools monitor their minds with their bodies, while wise men monitor their bodies with their hearts.

13. If life is stripped of ideals, dreams and fantasies, then life is just a pile of empty shelves.

14. Try to build a solid foundation with bricks taken by others, and life will not be so hard.

Life is a mirror. You smile at it, and it smiles back at you; You cry to it, and it cries to you.

16. Being alive for one day is a blessing, so cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found that someone had no feet.

17. Life is a cycle. Some people have never walked out of the circle of fate in their lives. In fact, every point on the circle has a tangent to take off.

18. Don't be obsessed with online games. If you want to play, you can play the big game of life.

19. Fate shuffles the cards, but we play cards ourselves!

20. The fear in our hearts is always far greater than the real danger.

A classic quotation of philosophy of life.

1, people who don't know how to turn can't go far.

2. When you are proud, your lover is around, and when you are frustrated, your wife is around.

Forgiving others is often more lethal than blaming others.

4, people are not matches, and they can't get angry when they are rubbed.

5. It's not all singers who come out to perform at night, but frogs are making trouble.

6. It is foolish to turn a friend into an enemy, but it is wise to turn an enemy into a friend.

If you only appreciate the footprints of chickens, you won't see the eagle in the sky.

8. The most attractive place is also the most dangerous.

9. Small forbearance is a kind of cultivation, while great forbearance has an attempt.

10, people always do stupid things when they are hot, so as to calm down and reflect.

As soon as the teapot whistled, its chest began to boil.

12. If you can't control yourself, you can't control others.

13. The bigger the space in your heart, the more flourishing the flowers will be.

14. If you scold a villain, you become a dwarf.

15, most people are afraid of money rather than people.

16, something that can fly with the wind must have no weight.

17, you stand in the shadow and say that the sun is unfair to you.

18, tenderness is not necessarily a trap, but the trap must be gentle.

19, the shadow is unreal, not exaggerated, but reduced.

20. There is a kind of wife. Although she can get it out, she can't get it back.

2 1, the road of life is also a curve, bumpy and tortuous. On it, there are both the joy of the proud and the tears of the losers; There are both the joy of the successful and the distress of the frustrated. Because of this, the curve of life makes life full and meaningful.

Classic quotations of philosophy of life

1. Important decisions in life are planned by the mind, just like a pre-calculated framework, waiting for your horoscope to run. If you expect to change our destiny, please change your inner track first.

To a great extent, IQ determines which road you take, and EQ determines how far you can go on this road.

3, there are gains and losses, this is life, don't be angry.

The most taboo in the world is perfection. Look at the moon that day. Once perfect, you will soon get bored. Once the fruit on the tree is ripe, it will soon fall. Everything is always lacking in order to persevere.

I always thought that people are getting old slowly, but they are not. People get old in an instant.

6. Because of you, I want to be a better person and don't want to be a burden to you, so I only try to prove that I am worthy of you.

7. When a person has survived the most difficult time, he no longer wants to look for support, and everyone is tired.

8. I stood on a tree and learned to fly like a bird. I know it's impossible, but I still have to try. The wind is coming and dancing in the breeze. I feel extremely happy.

9. The heart is a house with two bedrooms, one is happy and the other is painful. People can't laugh too loudly, or they will wake up the pain next door.

10, there are some things that you might better keep in your heart. After a long time, looking back will become a story.

1 1. If you want to walk faster, please go alone. If you want to go further, please go with us! -An old African proverb

12, our greatest sorrow is that we are walking on the road in confusion and can't see the hope ahead; Our worst habit is to live in the present and not know the direction of tomorrow.

13, don't explain yourself to anyone easily, people who love you won't mind, and people who hate you won't believe you!

14, since there is nowhere to escape, it is better to be happy. Since there is no pure land, it is better to meditate. Since I didn't get what I wanted, I might as well be relieved.

15, may you work hard all your life, be loved all your life, have everything you want most, and let go of everything you can't get.

16, do not live up to every enthusiasm, do not please every indifference.

17, the world should not rely too much on others. Because even your shadow will leave you in the dark.

18, "There will be opportunities in the future", how many things we regret for life have been done by this sentence.

19, soft-hearted people are not easy to be happy. Others hurt her or she hurt others, which made her feel uncomfortable.

20. There is no eternal night on the earth, and there is no eternal winter in the world.