Is this a joke?

Category: Entertainment and leisure gt; gt; Humor

Problem description:

I remember one late autumn afternoon twenty years ago, I went to the street to play and saw There were a lot of people around in front of me, and of course I joined them. When I got closer, I saw a shirtless man in the middle of the place bragging about how miraculous his medicine was. How good the body is, how strong the men are, and they also do some hard Qigong performances, they are really masculine! ! He said once

He came here just to promote and deliver medicine, not to sell medicine. Many people saw his performance and believed that his medicine was so miraculous. At that time, I was not yet twenty years old, an ignorant boy

, and I also wanted to become as masculine as him! After watching his performance, I really believe in him. While hesitating, he suddenly pointed at an audience member and said: Do you want this medicine? "Of course I want it

!" Then to show that you really want it, give me ten yuan! I'll give you ten yuan for the medicine! good! The audience really gave him ten yuan, but to his surprise, the busker took the money and gave it back to the audience together with the medicine and money. He was really a lucky audience. Then he chose another audience member, and again, he returned the medicine and money to this lucky audience member. Now everyone was worried.

It turned out that he really gave the medicine for free! Everyone rushed forward, many hands stretched out! When he saw that he was "anxious", he said loudly: "Don't squeeze, everyone!" I don’t have a lot of medicine. If

you really want it, then I’m sorry. I’ll collect your money first. This will prevent those people who want medicine but have no use from asking for it. Only those who really need it can be prevented. To show that you really want it, please pay some money first and I will return it to you later. I have two sizes of medicine here, five yuan for a small package and ten yuan for a large package. Give me your money, and I will give you an envelope, and then use the envelope to get the medicine. After you get the medicine, the envelope Make a mark on it and I will give you the money back later with the envelope. At this time, everyone rushed to take out their own money, some five yuan, some ten yuan, in exchange for an ordinary letter envelope. I took out two yuan, embarrassedly pushed up to him, and timidly said to him: "I only have two yuan, can you sell me some?" He took my two yuan and gave me one.

Envelope, I feel so beautiful: This person is so kind, he is willing to give me an envelope for two yuan! (Note, at that time, sending a letter cost 8 cents, and an envelope cost one cent.) After the money turned into envelopes, everyone gathered around, waiting for the medicine to be administered. Art buyers asked: Do you really want medicine? Answer: Yes. If you are asked to spend money to buy medicine, do you really want the medicine? Then answer: Yes! He felt that it was not loud enough

and asked again: Are you really willing to spend money to buy medicine? Everyone shouted together: Yes! yes! yes! "If someone is not willing to refund you money now, are you really willing to buy medicine?" Someone was anxious: Why do you keep asking? Distribute the medicine quickly! At this time, the buskers began to hand out medicines in envelopes. Now, the order was all messed up. Everyone wanted to get the medicine first! I hurriedly pushed forward and said to the person distributing the medicine, I just want a small bag, okay? He hurriedly took out five yuan and gave me a small bag. After the medicine was distributed, everyone was still waiting for their money back, but he said, you all said it yourself just now, you are willing to spend money to buy my medicine! What money will be refunded? ! Everyone had no choice but to consider themselves unlucky and disperse angrily.

Analysis:

You made money! Three oceans!

What a joke! Are you stupid to laugh at liars? But the liar makes a lot of money~ He doesn’t care if you give me a few dollars!

Maybe he is afraid of being seen through and deliberately doesn’t care about you!