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The biggest scam is to lose weight healthily
Breakfast: a boiled egg and a glass of milk.
Lunch: a few broccoli, a few cherry tomatoes, a piece of chicken breast and 50 grams of miscellaneous grains rice.
Dinner: A tomato.
Then get a beautiful picture with balanced nutrition.
But this recipe, food intake, in kindergarten, babies will be hungry and mothers will be anxious.
This is to lose weight? Is it healthy? Are you dizzy? You don't know?
I don't know what internal skills we girls in China practice. We eat more than avoiding the valley.
Not satisfied with this, those marketing numbers have to promote some magical skills, and they have to chew a meal for 30 times. Girls in China are deprived of the right to eat well.
I really don't understand that food is the most important thing for the people. How smoky food and diet, with some nostalgia, suddenly became a matter full of guilt.
I know, I see how many girls here will kick me, call me a fat man with a weight of 100, and come here with a sense of existence.
But girls, when you are hungry for beautiful clothes and moved by yourself, have you really never thought about who you are hungry for?
Someone will definitely say, not for anyone, for the beauty in my heart, for the perfect self.
You are wrong. You're the one who really has a sense of rhythm. You should have been high-spirited, sweaty, plump and trembling, but your youth was ruined by the consumption trap carefully created by capital. You look haggard, pale in your early years, cold hands and feet, and irregular menstruation. You think you have the morbid beauty of Lin Daiyu. But girls, don't forget, besides Baoyu who loves Daiyu, who loves Daiyu? Baoyu loves Daiyu not because she is ill and thin, but because he and she have souls, because he loves her and falls in love with that little medicinal taste. People who love you will not hate you because you are fat, and people who hate you will not change anything for you because you are thin. No one will love you because you are thin, your hands and feet are cold, and your dysmenorrhea hurts to death. The company will not give you a day off because you are thin.
Someone will definitely scold me. Being thin is not for others, but for being a better self. Who told you that being thin is better than being fat? It's the people who sell weight-loss products under the marketing number. They walked down the street, looking at how many slimming businesses there are and how huge the industry is. They try their best to publicize, play the most professional lighting and find the perfect angle. They use the most perfect picture and the most sensational copy to make arbitrary aesthetic rules and women's recipes. There are not hundreds of beautiful women, not just a hundred, but 80, not the best.
It is a beautiful thing for a girl to become a woman, but in the propaganda of abnormal capital, women become old aunts, aunts and semi-old Xu Niang, so girls are afraid of growing up and women are afraid of getting old. Some people laugh at themselves. In the good old days, they called the post-90s generation old aunts. It seems that behind the relaxation, it is all age anxiety and appearance anxiety.
The more scared, the better. Fear is inseparable from their products.
Many people say that even if ordinary people forget it, stars should be thin, and they can only be photographed if they are thin. Bullshit, skinny to deformity, chicken breasts look good. The so-called good looks are not all advocated by marketing numbers, but to cater to deformed consumer goods. Capital eats fat at the expense of women's health, but it makes women hungry. Girls, don't be silly. Do you really think there will always be a princess hug on the way when you are hungry, and then you will feel ashamed! The Internet is enough, either too light or too thin. I think your writing is terrible. ) people will only hide far away. Even if you are sent to the hospital, the doctor said, are you embarrassed that the child is hungry? Shame. Don't!
Yes, some people will scold me for not being self-disciplined, but girls, self-discipline is not like this. Self-discipline is used to achieve yourself, not to destroy yourself. But as long as you are self-disciplined, you should make a difference. At this time, there will be some reasons.
Yes, someone will definitely take photos to prove that they have lost weight, become beautiful and fought back. I'm telling you, I'm so fat that I hate myself. People around me look down on me. Even my parents dislike me. My relatives laugh at me and say, "This child is useless. He was so beautiful when he was a child, and he has been useless for a long time." So I lost weight, from 160 kg to 105 kg. So I unexpectedly became beautiful. I turned into a beautiful woman and attacked me. I am confident. I began to dare to go to the makeup area to buy clothes and cosmetics. I dared to speak loudly and laugh loudly in front of people, and the class reunion was shocked. However, I began to get fat again because of the reproductive age, but I didn't get ugly. I'm still a beauty. So I understand that what really makes me counterattack is not, or not just getting thinner, but self-confidence. Don't let me print pictures, don't say I'm overconfident. If a beautiful woman doesn't know that she is a beautiful woman, she is a fool. If you don't know if you are, yes, no. Because beautiful women get a lot of treatment, they know everything. If you think nothing is a beauty, I can tell you that you are not a beauty, not because nothing is a beauty, but because she is a beauty, she is beautiful, and if not, she is not beautiful. )
So many people who become thinner and more beautiful have become as confident as me. You were confident when you were fat, and it wasn't that bad.
So, really don't play with ant waist and right shoulder clavicle to raise fish. Dull as ditch water. It seems that these are the only things we can get. Some people may say that they are excellent in other aspects, so these are even more dispensable. (And the collarbone is a little sexy, too big to be a coolie, so don't hate it, not everything is used to compare the size. )
Really a Jimei person. Stop wearing the three-inch golden lotus tailored by capital. The body is my own, and I forbid anyone to measure her.
As soon as we met, you seemed to have lost weight again. Your skirt is thin and white. It's really annoying I hope that one day women will meet and talk about everything, not just weight.
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