Funny me composition

In study, work and even life, everyone has come into contact with composition. Composition is a verbal activity in which people express their feelings in written form. How to write an essay to avoid making mistakes? The following is a funny composition I compiled for everyone for your reference. I hope it can help friends in need. Funny Me Composition 1

Li Tianle is the master of comedy in our class. He is tall and always has a smile on his face, as if that is his normal state; he can talk about anything and is a delight to his classmates, and there is no end to his interesting stories. .

In a math class, the math teacher asked a question: "Which is bigger, seven-eighths or one-eighth?" Before the teacher finished speaking, Li Letian answered: "One-eighth is bigger! "The sound was fast and loud. In an instant, the whole class burst into laughter. The teacher muttered: "Qiaoqiao!" Li Letian also muttered: "Ah! I said the wrong thing in a hurry." With a smiling expression, the students burst into laughter again when they heard this.

What’s even more funny is that during a break, Li Letian was playing very intensely when the bell rang. When he ran back to the classroom, he sat on his seat without even looking. " He sat down on the ground and heard a "dang" sound. He had already sat on the ground and made a loud "ouch" sound, but he still had a smile on his face. It turned out that his stool had gone somewhere else at some point. Suddenly, the students all turned around and burst into laughter.

Even when he was criticized by the teacher and made to stand, he was still looking around and smiling, as if his smile could not stop...

This is The master of comedy in our class, the somewhat heartless Li Letian, could tell endless funny stories for three days and three nights. Of course, the classmates did not laugh at them maliciously, but they were all happy to play with him because he always It can make people happy. Funny Me Essay 2

Talking about my father, he is a veritable "funny" king. With him, our family is filled with laughter every day.

I remember one time, my mother was making dumplings stuffed with leeks and asked my father to go out and buy leeks. At that time, my father was reading a book with great interest. How could he be in the mood to buy groceries? I saw him put down the book and hurriedly slammed the door.

After only a few minutes, dad came back. Mom was shocked and said with a smile: "So fast! I'll let you buy the groceries next time!" Dad's mind was filled with his books. After completing the task of buying groceries, he continued to read his books.

As soon as my father sat on the sofa, my mother came out of the kitchen and said helplessly to my father: "Oh! You are such an old man. I asked you to buy leeks. Look at what you are buying. What's that?" As she spoke, her mother shook the green onions in her hand. It turned out that my father was so anxious that he bought leeks and turned them into green onions! "Uh..." Dad's face suddenly turned red and he ran out of the door. This time, he went to buy leeks. My mother and I bent over laughing.

Another time, there was a power outage at home, and my "funny" dad suddenly walked up to me, patted me on the shoulder, and asked, "What time is it now?" "Seven o'clock sharp." I looked He looked at his phone and watch and replied. "Turn on the TV! It's time to watch the news..." Before my father could finish speaking, he suddenly remembered something, and we all couldn't help laughing...

Tell me, is my dad? A "funny" king? Funny Me Composition 3

My sister is one year old this year, and she is so funny.

Look, you will find her funny eyes, short hair, and smiling mouth.

The funniest thing is the two things my sister did. Don’t believe it? I'll tell you.

An advertisement for "Coca-Cola" appeared on TV. Whenever this happens, I will dance to the beautiful melody of the advertisement. My sister was not affected at first, but "the one who is close to vermillion is red, the one who is close to ink is black", then I jumped up again. My sister seemed to be unable to bear it. She stood up in the stroller and jumped with me, and she screamed loudly. . She danced like an excellent dancer, moving her hands up slowly as if she was celebrating something.

I remember another time, I was listening to "Pink Life" on my mobile phone, and I sang "Ah——" as soon as my sister heard my singing, she also sang along with my singing. , my sister sang loudly, and I said next to her: "Come on!" My sister seemed to be more energetic, and I sang again, which attracted my sister. She sang with us with a beautiful voice, and we It seems to be playing a beautiful tune.

How is it? Is my cute sister funny? Come and have a look at your home when you have time, I'm always waiting for you! Funny My Composition 4

The protagonist of this composition is our class teacher-Teacher Zhou. Because Teacher Zhou likes to curse people, we privately called him "Storm Eagle" (actually this is the name of one of the popular spinning tops in our school, and it couldn't be more appropriate to describe Teacher Zhou, hehe~~! ^ .^).

Teacher Zhou is probably in his 60s this year. He will retire after teaching our class for one more year. Perhaps due to the so-called "getting fat in old age", his belly gradually became fatter. Fortunately, he was relatively tall, otherwise it would have been ugly. His face is round and flat, like a hamburger, which is very interesting! He has a pair of bright eyes and thick black eyebrows, which make people feel very serious at first sight.

Since he is a "funny" class teacher, he should have a "funny" look! Now let me tell you the most classic example!

Classic example, start playing: Teacher Zhou’s memory is very poor. Although he has taken over the class for more than a year, he always calls our classmates by the wrong name. There is a classmate in our class named Yan Kaixuan. Once, Teacher Zhou called Yan Kaixuan Yan Kaiyue. The classmates laughed. Some even said that Yan Kaiyue was the love child of Yan Kaixuan and Huang Yuelong (Yan Kaixuan’s female deskmate)! ! ! Teacher Zhou heard the commotion below and changed his words: "Yue Kai?" The students almost burst out laughing, saying that this was the second child born of the love between Yan Kaixuan and Huang Yuelong! ! ! Only then did Teacher Zhou realize that his name was Yan Kaixuan.

Haha! This is our "funny" class teacher "Storm Eagle"! Funny Me Composition 5

I have a mother who loves me very much. She has long, black hair; gentle, kind eyes; and a eloquent mouth that often says things that make people laugh or cry!

Why do you say "you can't laugh or cry"? Let me tell you a few points:

1.

As the Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, I sleep opposite each other in bed at home every day. My mother called out: Take me to buy mooncakes! But my mother threw me a note, which said: I ordered a box of mooncakes for you in the supermarket, but the supermarket staff didn't deliver it, so you just take this note to pick it up. The way to pick it up is: take it. Just run, the faster the better! I almost fainted after reading it!

2.

Whenever I worry about my weight and threaten not to eat, my mother will sing: Girl, eat, eat, eat, it’s not a sin, no matter how fat you are. People also have the right to gain weight. Behind the slenderness is actually haggardness. People who love you will not care about your waistline. Meeting delicious food is also a kind of beauty! This made me exclaim secretly, and I almost wanted to cry!

I like my mother because she is an indispensable part of my life! Funny My Composition 6

Little Jiayu, who is only 4 years old, can already recite ancient poems! Simple ancient poems such as "Ode to the Goose", "Thoughts on a Quiet Night" and "Ascend the Stork Tower" are not difficult for her. Xiao Jiayu is also good at singing and dancing. She can sing the little songs "Little Swallow", "One Penny" and "Counting Ducks"!

Jiayu loves to imitate others. When she saw me brushing my teeth, she shouted: "I want to brush my teeth too! I want to brush my teeth too! I want to..." But she was not brushing her teeth! It’s basically “clearing the ground”! He also drank tap water into his stomach, which really made me faint! However, she is only 4 years old after all... It is normal, normal to do this kind of thing! But, she is a bad person but not a good person. She has learned a lot of curse words. It’s really depressing!

One time, Jiayu actually said something unexpected to me, "My little baby is kicking me..." which made me laugh. With this smile, I jumped off the sofa. After falling to the ground, my sister shouted again: "My little baby was scared away by you! It's gone!! You have to pay!" As she said that, she burst into tears...

I like my sister - Jia Yu.

Funny Me Essay 7

At home, the people closest to me are my parents. At school, the people closest to me are my good friend Zhang Ziyi. She is the "funny king" of my class. Don’t believe it? Then put your ear over and listen to her story!

One time during class break, Zhang Ziyi had a sudden idea and said to everyone: "Let's play a game. Whoever can make everyone laugh will win." As soon as the words fell, Zheng Man came on stage first and spoke. It was a joke, but we didn’t think it was funny at all. Then it was Sun Yuting, Song Yishuo, and I's turn to tell jokes, but we only made some people laugh. Finally, Zhang Ziyi came on the stage. She bent her waist and took a moonwalk. Before she could speak, everyone couldn't help but laugh. "If you eat grapes, you don't spit out grape skins; if you don't eat grapes, you spit out grape skins..." She actually made the tongue twister very funny. I laughed so much that I held my belly in my hands, Sun Yuting laughed so hard that she stamped her feet, and Zheng Man laughed so hard that tears came out...

The "King of Funny" Zhang Ziyi also has a magical power that can make crying people laugh! That day, when we returned to the classroom after physical education class, Zhang Ziyi sang the song "Fly, Fly". When we passed by the door of the first grade classroom, we saw a little boy crying. Zhang Ziyi had an idea and sang outrageously. The little boy burst into tears and laughed as he listened. I gave Zhang Ziyi a thumbs up in admiration.

Zhang Ziyi is a veritable "funny king". If you have troubles or are unhappy, come to our class to see her! Funny Me Composition 8

Hello everyone, I am 88 years old this year...Haha, am I very humorous? What do you think? Indeed, I am a master of humor. People who know me always enjoy my humor, and my humor also makes me laugh. Want to hear my humorous stories? Okay, I'll talk about it now.

One morning, our family finished breakfast and hurriedly got dressed and put on shoes. In such a hurry, only my father was still dressing leisurely. Just when my dad was getting the clothes, I suddenly heard a "swish" sound. I immediately put on one shoe, jumped over on one leg, picked up the coins, and shouted: "I'm getting rich! I'm getting rich!" Unexpectedly, at first glance, it turned out to be a hexagon made up of one corner and one corner. "Hey, God won't let me make a fortune, I don't want to live anymore!" My mother and father burst out laughing when they heard this. They both said that I was not only funny, but also very greedy for money. "Very greedy for money? Really? Why didn't I see it?" I said this, which made my parents laugh again.

After listening to the story, do you also find it funny? Then thank you! I’ll tell you a funnier one next time. Funny Me Essay 9

I have a super funny deskmate. You will know after reading the following incident. (Don’t laugh your big teeth off) Incident 1: Location: Classroom Time: After class Characters: My deskmate and I stopped going out to play after class. We opened and closed the window next to him. I really I couldn't help but said, "Are you sick?" My deskmate looked at me and replied, "You have medicine!" I couldn't help laughing and said, "It seems you are really sick?" My deskmate replied, "Can you "Treat it!" Event 2: Time: After class Character: My deskmate and I were drinking tea. I smelled a strong smell of coffee, so I asked my deskmate: "Have you drank coffee?" "Yeah." I asked again, "Is it from Nestlé?" My deskmate said, "It's from Bird's Nest!" I immediately fell down laughing. Incident 3: Location: Classroom Time: Characters in class: The teacher at my desk and I asked Hu Jingjing to answer a question. My deskmate whispered: "Hu Jingjing, Hu Jingjing, vixen." I laughed to death.

However, my deskmate was also unlucky. Hu Jingjing heard about it and was "rewarded" with a severe beating after class. Having a deskmate like this makes every day full of laughter. Funny Me Essay 10

We have the funniest classmate in our class. How funny it is. Let me give you an example and you will know. If he wears a white shirt and black suit, then he looks like a penguin; if he wears a black and white dress, then he looks like the national treasure giant panda. He is the pistachio of our class: Zhang Yan.

One night, after the lights-out signal was blown, he thought that the head teacher would not come tonight. He looked at the dormitory again and found 11 pairs of eyes staring at him, so he began to sing loudly, First he sang the bass song "Big City, Little Love", then the alto song "Have to Love", and he was going to sing the high-pitched song "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" as his finale.

When he sang: "That's the Qinghai-Tibet High..." with his mouth forming an "O" shape, he found that all 11 pairs of eyes had shifted their targets, and there were a few red faces. He immediately understood, turned around, and found the head teacher Standing behind him, the head teacher began to "touch" him gently...

In the distance, there were screams. We got up immediately and paid a silent tribute to this tragic singer. One minute. Then they all went to bed.

Another time, he went to the 310 dormitory to visit. He stepped on the feet of my classmate as a joke and concentrated all his strength on his feet. The classmate's reaction was a bit slow and he didn't. He pulled his foot back in time, causing the classmate's toes to spend a week in "open air" shoes.

This is the funniest classmate in my class: Zhang Yan. Funny Me Composition 11

My sister is now half a year old and looks very cute. The hair is yellow and thin, but very soft. She has big, round and watery eyes, a small nose, a small cherry mouth, and a white and rosy apple face. When she smiles, there are two shallow pear dimples on her face, which makes people want to kiss her. . We all call her "Yanyan" or "Little One".

My sister is a very lovable little guy. Every time there is a guest at home, no matter who teases her, she will smile sweetly and freely, and she doesn't even care if her two front teeth are not fully grown. The customer's heart was won over in no time, and the customer kept saying cheerfully: "So cute, so cute!" When we were watching TV together, if I laughed, my sister would look at me and make babbling noises. to express some opinions. No one paid any attention to her, and she didn't care, just doing her own thing. Of course, there are times when she is unhappy, mostly because she is hungry, so she will cry and burst into tears. She looks really pitiful!

Isn’t my sister very cute? Look, At this moment, she was acting coquettishly with her grandma. Funny Me Composition 12

Look at her small eyes, small mouth, small nose, and two small tiger teeth showing when she smiles. This is my lovely sister-this year Three and a half year old little leaf.

My sister loves singing and dancing, but she loves painting even more.

On May Day this year, my aunt took her from Dalian to our house to play. When she saw that the walls of our house were covered with my paintings, she pestered me to teach her how to draw. I picked up the paintbrush and started to teach her how to draw an apple. My sister learned very quickly. After a while, she drew a big red apple. She even pressed the painted apple against the wall, but it fell off after several times. , watching her pouting, I quickly got glue to help my sister stick the painting on the wall. After posting the picture, my sister announced to the whole family like a little adult that she would compete with her sister to see who could draw the best picture and who could score the highest score. I heard from my aunt that my sister has been painting seriously every day since she returned home. Every time she finished a painting, she asked her aunt to give her a score. If her score was low, she would paint another one more seriously until she was satisfied. She always said Can't lose to my sister.

I like my sister’s persistence. I want to learn from my sister. No matter what I do, I must have a spirit of perseverance. When I grow up, I will be a useful person to the motherland and society. Funny Me Essay 13

In my life, my father is the most unforgettable person for me, because he is so funny that it is beyond description. If you don’t believe it, look at:

Me Dad has a great trick, which is to use the "Pig-Pig Universe Fart". The person hit will "die" immediately and lose his mind. How miserable! ! ! ! Dad also has a great trick. I remember one morning, Dad walked out of the house, performed the "Yangko Step", and said to me with a smile: "Son, I got up late, and I am willing to be punished." After that, he ran to the bathroom. Go, after a while, I walked out of the bathroom and walked towards my room. I suddenly found a big hole in my father’s leg. I called him dad, but my father didn’t believe it. He looked up at his leg dubiously and let out a sinister laugh. I saw my father using scissors to cut off the area where the hole was aligned with the hole, and then said to me: "It's okay, just pretend to be wearing shorts." After that, he left. As for me, I kept laughing. After laughing all day, my stomach hurt.

Do you have such a father? Funny Me Essay 14

You can definitely see me at first glance from a distance. All day long, I always have a smile on my face, wearing a school uniform, long hair, and big hair. Eye.

For some reason, a person in our class was called "Shanxi Girl" or "Steel Teeth Man" by others. So, I joked with her and wrote it on a note. These:

The steel-toothed man in the fairy tale has become the Shanxi girl in reality. She is strong in wandering and lonely every time. She does not blink even if she is hurt every time, but then she becomes The Iron Teeth Man has twists and turns along the way. Sometimes the Iron Teeth Man who believes in may not succeed. When the Iron Teeth Man's smile is as bright as the sun, and when my dream is beautiful enough, the world will applaud the Iron Teeth Man. , such a familiar voice, it has been with me for many years in the wind and rain, I never need to think of it, and I will never forget it. Without heaven and earth, there would be no holes without earth, and there would be no Steel Teeth Man without holes. If you had never protected us, , what will be our fate? Losing contact, waking up from a dream, the garbage left on the earth is the trace of Iron Man. If you decide to leave, why should you stay? If you have no intention of protecting the earth forever, why should you protect us? , time slows down, don’t let you grow old anymore, I am willing to use everything I have to exchange for you to be a strong Iron Man who will protect the earth forever. What can we do for you? Steel Teeth Man keeps running, we She could only follow closely...

She couldn’t stop laughing after receiving the note.