Humorous, witty and short jokes

Humorous jokes, there are many types of sentences, some of which are very humorous. A person who can tell humorous jokes is generally very popular because it will become a joke for everyone. Let's share some humorous jokes.

Humorous short paragraph 1 1, school is really boring, but I still can't go.

You don't have to pretend to be my brother. My brother is crazy, too.

3. Be a temperamental boy and taste the bitch.

4, mess with me again, I spit on your face!

Let me know what hell is like.

6, driving is not difficult, I am afraid of new people!

7. I treat you like a person, but you are like a dog.

8. What is more terrible than ghosts and gods is the human heart.

9. Autumn trousers last forever, and one will last forever.

10, love at first sight, then decline, three points exhausted.

1 1, lying drunk on the beauty's knee, waking up and killing to the right.

12, an apology is not enough to be forgiven.

13, you are a playboy and lewd, just right for me.

14, you catch people and people eat you!

15, you can be proud, but you have to give face.

16, change of heart is instinct, loyalty is choice.

17, women are nothing, brothers are king.

18, I also want to puppy love, but it's too late.

19, I want to show that I want to abuse the school!

20. Play tricks, you are no match for my palace!

2 1. You are either disabled or semi-disabled.

22. If it is a long insole face, don't step on it.

23. One minute of anger loses 60 seconds of happiness.

24, cold and hot, if you leave your TM, please roll!

25, come on, drag it out, slice the green pepper and fry it!

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

27, don't talk to me about feelings, talk about feelings hurting money!

28, you are not me, you are not qualified to speak for me.

I don't even believe in punctuation.

30, a penny for a penny, porridge is not hungry.

Humorous short paragraph 2 1, vows are false no matter how beautiful, and the ending is true no matter how miserable.

I will try to save money and buy an ATM.

3. What happened in class? I don't know. Let's talk about it first

4. Men are affectionate but not single-minded, while women are single-minded and heartless.

5, life does not believe in tears, tears do not mean weakness.

6. If there is no ideal, what is the difference with salted fish?

7, the advice in the story, the mystery of desliming.

8, with a talented facade, revealing the essence of dressing.

9. The holiday is coming to an end. Which child will help me with my homework?

10, the back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, and the front wave died in military training.

1 1. When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

12. The person who smiles at you all the time is either a fool or Hans Zhang.

13, you must fall in love as soon as possible if you can. If you are late, you will not be able to study.

14. If you insist, you are not desperate enough.

15, if it's not amazing, it's ugly.

16, when is the time to complain, then sit down and talk.

17, I am your helpless choice, but I am not the person you love so much.

18, angry is angry, and eldest brother can never love you.

19, uncle, take care of your daughter-in-law and leave me alone.

The species of animals are decreasing, but the species of people are increasing?

2 1, anyway, you smiled, which is my greatest wish.

22. The commander will look on coldly and see how long the crab will run wild.

23, chic life is chic, not awkward.

24. Time will be stronger than love after all, and it is not difficult to forget anything.

25. Talk to loneliness, but don't want to believe that you have left.

26. The highest level of self-help in eating: help the wall in and help the wall out.

27. Women are afraid of perverts. Actually, the pervert is afraid of me.

28. There will be no pie in the sky, only a trap.

29, full of wisdom, abruptly propped up my face.

30. You can't just wear a wedding dress without a few people.

Humorous short joke 3 1, as long as there is hope of flying, never climb on the ground.

If I don't beat you, I will fall out with you.

3, my little wish, not insomnia at night, Cary is not short of money.

4, nine chrysanthemums and nine yellows, ten women and nine mothers.

5, money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

6. If there is no future, cherish the present.

7. Look at yourself before you judge others.

8. Don't be ridiculous, you are laughing to death.

9. What is a best friend? You have been mentally retarded for many years, and I will never give up.

10, life is really good, every day is different.

1 1, you should learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make people angry.

12, I swear, I never swear casually.

13, what's so sad? Say it to make everyone happy.

You are my favorite, but I never drink tea.

15, talking about money does not hurt feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money the most.

16, life is limited, please waste it on better things.

17, holding a fat doll and holding a duck.

18, I still have to listen in class, in case I understand it one day!

19, cold temper for three minutes, hot, don't like trouble and trouble.

20. I love you more than every rainbow smile.

2 1, when the breeze finally died down, I shook hands with youth.

22. You were cold when you were here, and I missed you when you left.

Whether you die or not, I will be there, waiting for you to die.

24, don't look at me, in fact, I have Wan Jian wear heart.

25. You, dressed so dangerously, look so safe.

26, you and I don't need routines, routines are reserved for ugly people.

27. It is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but also a panda.

28, born villain, narrow forehead, long mouth.

29. You are not that important, you are only needed occasionally.

30. I can't tell whether you are friendship or missed love.

3 1, living is not the last word, living and working hard is the truth.

32, narcissism is not a crime, infatuation with my brother, please line up behind.

33. Good night, tell it to those who have no one to say good night to him.

34. We are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.

35, alas, this man is not straight, even his headache is partial.

36, the world is so big, there is only one me, you look at it and cherish it.

37. It rains all night, and there is always a traffic jam when you are late.

38. Life is like an electrocardiogram. Have a nice trip, you will die!

Tell me who is chasing you, and I will help you take her down.

I was born a genius, but education ruined me.