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Is it really difficult to have two sons?

I'll answer this question.

Having two sons won't kill you.

People nowadays are really funny. The woman was pregnant and about to give birth when she was pushed into the operating room. Do you think the family waiting outside wants to have a son or a daughter?

I believe that most people like their sons. It is precisely because many people have the idea that sons can carry on the family line.

When a woman gives birth to two sons, she must work harder. Because I want to work hard to earn money to buy a house and marry my son.

However, the woman who gave birth to two sons is not miserable. As long as you have money, it is not difficult to have three sons. On the contrary, you will enjoy happiness.

Jimmy Lin's wife gave birth to three sons, and Cecilia Cheung gave birth to three sons. Do you really think they are unlucky?

They are not miserable at all!

My friend also gave birth to two sons, but neither was miserable!

I like children, boys and girls alike!

If I have two sons, I don't feel bitter!

Why is life bitter? It must not be difficult.

If the two sons are reunited with their mother, the mother is still very happy!

One day, the husband and wife quarreled. When a man wants to hit a woman, 1 a big man, 1.8 meters, stand in front of the man and say to him, will you try touching my mother? At this moment, the youngest son came running and said to his mother, Mom, let's go! Go out to eat, drink and have fun!

What a good son! How hard is it?

Whether you have a son or a daughter, you should educate them first. Good education, you don't suffer!

I just gave birth to 1 sons. If I have two sons, I may be poor. But you can't be poor all your life! Poverty is material poverty, not spiritual poverty.

When your son grows up, he will be filial to you. If it is two sons, both sons are filial to you. You will feel very happy!

I used to pay attention to a friend who gave birth to three sons. I found that she was not in pain at all. The home is big and well decorated. She gets up early every day to make breakfast for her three sons and her husband.

Her son 10 is over 0 years old, and he also helps her do housework, wash dishes and clean the floor. See here, do you think she is very happy?

It's not difficult for rich people to have three children!

For a man who has no money, you say: Will he have three sons?

Dare to live! Most people have good conditions! Of course, there are also bad conditions!

But I think, no matter whether the conditions are good or not, it won't be bitter to have two sons!

Are you miserable without money? I don't know, your two sons must be having a hard time [picking their noses]

Don't worry. When the children are older and there are more houses, I will be a girl. In the future, all three houses in the family will be hers, and there are many such situations among colleagues. Everyone is worried [laughs].

A son, like a daughter, may not be able to pass. In the future, time has the final say.

My second child was born in 2065438+September 2006. Like the boss, he is a boy. The difference between the two sons is nearly 8 years old. When I was pregnant with a second child, as soon as the second child policy was opened, I moved back the account that I had just moved back to my hometown in the countryside. Originally, the second child was not open, and I was going to have a second child. It is a big deal to spend money on an account in the countryside and not care about boys and girls. The purpose is to be the boss's companion. At the end of 20 15, I was pregnant with a second child, just as the national policy was liberalized and I caught up.

When I was a few months pregnant, my relatives asked me to go back to my hometown to find an acquaintance for a B-ultrasound to see if it was a boy or a girl. I didn't go. Should I do it if it's a boy? My goal is to have another child, not a daughter. If it's a daughter, if it's a boy. Brothers together, if you have a good education, you will have a good life in the future.

When Bauer was born, like the boss, he was delivered by caesarean section. In the operating room, the doctor chose 10 o'clock 10 to take the children out, saying it was perfect. It turned out to be a boy. The nurse told the doctor that her first son was also a son, and the doctor stopped talking. After Bauer was born, some relatives said that the two sons were under great pressure and marrying millions of daughters-in-law seemed to be worrying about us.

Sometimes when I take my children out to play, someone will say when they see two sons, two sons! You should make good money! Sometimes I echo and listen too much. Sometimes I'm too lazy to respond. What others say is sympathy, which seems to be a joke in my heart. It's best to ignore it.

In fact, what I want to say is that no matter whether the two children are two boys or two girls, the investment in education in the early stage is the same, and the time and money spent are the same. When girls reach puberty, their parents should pay more attention and love, and sometimes they will worry about being bullied by bad people. Boys are a little better.

As for getting married and having children in the future, now is not the past. Our generation has a hard time. We have to get married and buy a house by ourselves. Our parents can't help us in the countryside, and we have to provide for our parents in the future. But our children are different. Now many families have more than one house. When they get married, they won't have to worry about it. If both parents give one set, they get two sets. As for the bride price, I will give more. They give less if they don't have it. If they have a good relationship, I think it is enough to do their best in the bride price. Now parents are of high quality, both have formal jobs, and they also have pensions when they are old. At that time, there is little hope of getting rich by her daughter's bride price.

So raising two sons is not necessarily hard. With a good education, children will have a promising future, just like adopted daughters. Our education for children is a long-term investment. A good education is a positive asset, and a bad education is a negative asset. Everyone said, is this the truth?

My family is also two boys! Outsiders say the same thing about me: two sons, two houses ... what if I get married? The burden is too heavy! I replied to him: my family has this ability, and it is not worth a few dollars if you sell it to me. Don't marry if you can, my family has no right to inherit the throne! Who knows what society will be like in twenty years! Funny! What happened to our son? I can live comfortably alone! In fact, I think they are so sour! On the surface, it would be nice to have a girl! In fact, everyone wants another boy!

Many people are jealous, envious and hateful.

Why do you feel bitter? Don't you need to spend money to train girls? After puberty, girls are really more worry-free than boys. Marry a daughter-in-law, and you won't feel pressured to spend money in the future. Really capable children don't need their parents to worry about. It's no use giving a golden mountain to people who are incapable. So let yourself go.

What is the bitterness of life? Do you know a good saying, what is envy, jealousy and hate? I feel that neighbors will say this just because of jealousy, envy and hate. The sex of a child is not determined by parents. Whether it is a boy or a girl, as long as the child grows up healthily, it is the best comfort for parents.

I am two sons myself. The eldest son is in the second grade, and the youngest son is in the kindergarten middle class. I feel very satisfied. Someone told me that having two sons and two suites will be particularly stressful in the future. I don't care what others say. My children study well and grow up healthily and safely. As for the future, I don't care now.

On the other hand, in life, I often frown because I cannot have a son. Even if I have six or seven children, I can't have a boy. There are such people in our village and my father-in-law's village. Because of the tight family planning in the past, their family gave birth to five girls, but they didn't have a son, so they left their youngest daughter and recruited a son-in-law As a result, the door-to-door son-in-law was lazy to gamble and drink all day after giving birth to two daughters. Finally, there is no way. They didn't want a door-to-door son-in-law, and finally recruited an older son-in-law.

The advantages of having two boys are boys and children. If all the girls are married far away, they will stay in our countryside forever. Be looked down upon by people who have never given birth to boys. Although others don't say it, they feel uncomfortable. The old people here are basically sons supporting the elderly, and the daughters are basically alone when they get married. The old man's sick money is basically borne by his son, which has become everyone's default.

Some people may say that the old man is sick and the daughter takes care of him. If there is no son to make decisions on major issues, the daughter can't make decisions at all. Besides, my daughter was kicked out after she got married. She belongs to someone else's house. My daughter is doing well in her husband's family, and may often take care of her parents, not to mention her parents.

Therefore, there is no need to worry about having two sons. I believe that children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren, so don't worry. Do you have anyone with two sons? The envy of two sons, two daughters and two sons. Personally, I think two children, one son and one daughter, are perfect. Welcome to discuss.

Two children are generally rich and live a rich life, but some poor people have two children. I don't know why.

Suffering!