Repay the teacher's joke

Teacher Thanksgiving's crosstalk is as follows:

Who do you think people should thank most?

Parents, of course.

A: Yes, without parents, there would be no us. Who should I thank besides my parents?

You should also thank your friends. Depend on your parents at home and your friends when you go out.

A: That's right. Then who should I thank besides my parents and friends?

You should also ... Oh, nothing to thank.

A: Wrong! All wet! All wet!

What is wrong with me? !

A: I also want to thank an important role.

B: What?

A: Teacher!

B: Oh, sir.

Answer: Teacher, send a message to dispel doubts! Teachers can be said to be people who give us a second life. As the old saying goes, mentoring is like father and son. Without teachers to teach us knowledge, we can't know the world. At the same time, teachers are also our spiritual friends. Teachers and students are organically unified.

Not bad.

Take my kindergarten teacher as an example. I still often go to see him. ...

Will you visit the kindergarten teacher again?

A: Yes! Isn't it a fine tradition to respect teachers and respect morality?

B: Not easy. I have long forgotten who my kindergarten teacher is.

A: I remember when I was in kindergarten, I was in charge of rice at noon and once ate noodles with gravy. That was the first time I ate noodles with gravy in my life.

Well, you've never eaten noodles before?

No, this is my first time to eat celery noodles.

B: Hey, that's normal.

A: But for me as a child, that is delicious on earth.

B: You haven't eaten anything good either.

A: The child is still young, and the teacher dare not insist.

B: What shall we do?

A: You must lie about the military situation. At dinner, the teacher asked, "How many bowls did you eat?" "I ate two bowls." "Well, don't eat another bowl." I'll ask for it after eating. "How many bowls did you eat?" "I ate two bowls." "Another bowl, don't eat."

Is your teacher a fool?

Well, how can I say?

B: I just finished eating two bowls, and then I said two bowls. How can he give them back to you?

Hey, with so many children, how could he remember? I ate three bowls in name, but in fact I ate four bowls.

B: it's no use playing small.

A: I feel better about teachers when I get to primary school.

Really?

A: Of course, not all teachers are so kind to me.

B: Oh, not good either.

A: Yes!

What teacher?

A: Art teacher.

B: Yo, do you have art classes in your primary school?

Didn't you have it at school?

B: It's on our schedule. Classes are occupied by math and Chinese.

A: We don't. Although we are in the countryside, we are developing in an all-round way.

B: how to develop?

A: That is, PE, music and art are taught by one teacher.

B: Is that all?

The teacher's name is Quan Quan.

B: That's clever!

I'm impressed with her. Pupils are fun-loving and like physical education class, but not everyone has the opportunity to go to school.

Well, what does that mean?

For example, let's have an art class. Our art teacher is a woman. As for her, she may rebel against traditional ethics. Isn't the traditional ethical code patriarchal? On the contrary, she prefers girls to boys. Little girls draw pictures, no matter how bad they are. When she saw Go Out to Play, art changed to sports.

What happened to that little boy?

A: No matter how well you paint, he will leave you in the room, "repaint, painting is not good-looking", that's all.

B: So you draw well and poorly?

A: Anyway, I have an art class and haven't been out to play.

That's not good.

A: It's not that I draw badly, but that she never teaches, and the topic is too tricky.

B: What's the problem?

A: once, let's draw a picture with the theme of the seaside. You think our village doesn't even have a big puddle, but he asked me to draw the seaside. You said it was beyond my ability!

Gee, this is a little too much.

Performance skills

Ma Ji, a famous crosstalk artist, pointed out when talking about the basic concept of crosstalk: "(Crosstalk) is the art of making people laugh by organizing a series of unique' burdens'. The burden here is the burden of language art, and the language here is the language that bears the burden of art ... Language, baggage and laughter can be said to be the three elements of cross talk art, and they are all indispensable. "

Among the three elements he listed, language and laughter are also possessed by other crosstalk arts, and only baggage is unique to crosstalk art, and baggage is in the most important position in crosstalk art. Therefore, the analysis of the content and form of baggage is the key to our study of cross talk art.