English jokes (preferably within 100 words) are translated.

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old woman? "

"She is the person who sells candy.

A good boy.

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

I gave it to a poor old woman. He replied.

"You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "There is more than twenty cents here, but why are you so interested in that old woman?"

"She sells sweets."

A teacher asked her students, "Is the sentry right to say' Bulls and cows are in the field'?"

Most children say, "Yes, that's right!"

Only one little boy said, "No, this is not correct. You must mention the lady first."

A teacher asked his students. "The bull in the field is in front of the cow, isn't it?"

Most children say, "Yes, it is."

Several little boys said, "No, it's not true. This lady must be in front. "