Joke Daquan funny epitaph

The epitaph was written by Mr. Li, a literary friend. Some people confessed to others before their lives and carved some words on the tombstone after their death to express their feelings. The following is a funny version:

1, why did you emigrate before you died? Natural migration after death.

You can look down on me, but you can't despise me. Angry, I will look down on you tonight!

It's not that I don't talk, I just realize that silence is golden.

4. Tonight, let's video chat, shall we?

Tonight, let's go to the willow tip on the moon, about after dusk, shall we?

6, don't do anything wrong before you die, and you are not afraid of knocking on the tablet after you die!

7. Don't be too loud! Wake me up at your own risk!

8. Handsome men and beautiful women, please make a detour! I will fall in love at first sight!

9. Friend, I can't talk to you for some reason. Excuse me!

10, are you a doctor? Can I make it right?

1 1, hey … I finally don't have to go to work!

Thank you for coming! If possible, you must pay a return visit!

13, are you here to look at the house? It's so nice here! No water and electricity, no mortgage, it is the ultimate home purchase!

14, make friends all over the world! Interested parties leave your address, telephone number, etc. So as to contact from time to time!

15, friend, be happy! Sooner or later, we will meet. I'm leaving first!

16, lying like this all the time may be bad for blood circulation. Should you stand up and walk?

17, do you like being my neighbor? There is a room next to it!

19, friend, as a last resort, please don't live in this house, there is no toilet, kitchen and QQ ...!

20, sorry! * *, I haven't paid back the money I owe you. Did I bring it to you myself tonight? Or transfer money?

2 1, friend, a change of environment is actually quite good!

22. In this world, there are no brokenhearted, no setbacks, good public security and no more deaths. ...

23, friend, I am used to the quiet here, so I won't go back with you!

Honey, you used to call me too fat. Now I'm covered in bones. Do you like me?

25. Marriage: I am physically strong, skinny and angular. Like quiet, don't argue with others, don't talk back, don't fight back, and have excellent cultivation. Interested parties come down and apply as soon as possible!

26. Is my tombstone beautiful? Is the design excellent? If I can provide some reference for your future, I am very happy!

27. Do bosses want to hire bodyguards? I think if I can stand by your side day and night as a bodyguard, the effect should be very good!

28. The environment here is very quiet and beautiful. You don't have to be jealous or impatient. I think you can have it if you want!

29, maybe I said too much before, and now I'm trying to be silent.

30, you talk to me now, I won't answer you. It's not that I can't answer The question is, if I answer, will you break your leg

3 1, since then, I have lost my job!

32. Lie down when you come.

33, don't say anything, I have gone to work underground!

34. Actually, I also work. It's just that most of you work the day shift, and we only work the night shift.

35. It's none of my business to buy train tickets in Spring Festival travel rush!

It doesn't matter who hosts what program is on the Spring Festival Evening.

37. Don't worry! We have no yellow cattle, Sudan red, big milk powder and melamine here!

38. I stop talking, not that I can't talk. It's because no matter how much I say, it's nonsense!

Don't fall in love with me and I won't fall in love with you. Because, if we get married, our descendants will be people who are not like people and ghosts.

I can finally save some food, water, electricity and housing for the earth!

4 1. Better rest in peace than sigh.

42. You go your sunny road and I will go my Naihe Bridge.

You can die in any country, but you can't die in Japan, because it's called a Japanese devil.

45, brother, don't be so awesome, okay? Haven't you woken up after what I did?

Actually, we don't want you to come down either. More people coming down will also affect our house prices, prices and employment ...!

47. People are honest at this time.

48, come down, ladies first!

49. Right and wrong are only for talking more-so we don't talk; All troubles come from strength-so we don't show our faces.

50. Once you lie down, you will hate forever, and turning back is a bone.

5 1, water flows downwards and people go' here'.

52. People eat dirt for a generation, and dirt eats people once.

53. No matter black, white and yellow people, they are all bone people in the end.

54. If it weren't for a pile of cold bones, how could it be full of flowers? 55. If you lose weight repeatedly, please try my method! 56. You are looking around and say: Look around; I looked around and said, sneaking around. How unfair!

57. Who wants to hire someone? I'm a ghost!

58. Friend, is there anything you need to consult? I have many ideas!

59, I just know that sleeping before death is training to die.

60, why not afraid of insomnia before death, not afraid of being unable to sleep after death.

6 1, life is not a hero, death is a ghost. Don't be afraid, my friend. I will take care of you when you come! Maybe I'll pick you up as soon as I'm happy tonight!

62. Want to grow taller? Come down! Isn't there a saying: National People's Congress!

63, it is said that people are haunted. How about a joke?

64. The difference between life and death is actually only: a static state and a dynamic state; One can be ground into powder and the other can't; One can be put in a jar, and the other can't. 65. I am your future ...

66. Our world is very good-at least history has proved that people who have been here are reluctant to go back.

67. You like the Spring Festival, and we like Tomb-Sweeping Day.

68, a lifetime, a box of ashes.

Relatively speaking, it is much more convenient for you to find me at this time. Usually, I'm here.

70. People should be human and ghosts should be talented.

7 1, my friend, don't stare at my tombstone so closely, okay? Look at your heart. How about I stay by your side and stare at you tonight?

72. As the owner has been reborn, we hereby transfer the house. Interested parties please contact us as soon as possible, or come to discuss!

73. Fugitive, come down quickly, it's safe here!

74. Born great, lie down and die.

75, now I'm calm enough! Cold and quiet.

76. Friend, take a walk while you are still alive!

Everyone, it's no use being afraid, you will come back sooner or later!

78, here, although not your home, but it is your home!

There are some things you can refuse, but there are some things you can't escape-like me now.

80, how many intrigues, how many intrigues. Finally call it a day!

8 1, did man conquer the earth, or did the earth conquer man? See me now, you should understand?

I'm so tired, I'll have a rest first.

At my point, I can't say goodbye to you, I can only say: See you in the afterlife! Can't say more contact, can only say more worship … so depressed!