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Tell me something interesting about school.

Tell me something interesting about school.

My breath hurts when I start school. It lives in every corner of my body. It hurts to get a haircut, wear a school uniform and even see a teacher. The following sentences are carefully recommended by me. I hope you will like them!

1 1 Don't talk to me about starting school, it hurts my feelings.

2. Start school if you are not crazy.

I love everything that can hurt me.

When you are hurt, I will always be by your side.

5. Waiting for the release of the large-scale disaster film "Opening School".

6. A few nights before school starts ... a million lights!

7. Don't say that I have changed, just say that you are tired.

8, usually a few nights before the start of school, almost all the lights are on!

9. I have been trying to laugh, but tears will still fall.

10, the progress of homework will never catch up with the progress of the school.

1 1, my god! Find me a handsome boy to be my deskmate at the beginning of school.

12, in the teacher's mouth, we are always the worst students!

13, if you don't come out, we will start school.

14, school, you can get my people but not my heart.

15, the summer vacation is over, it's time to prepare for the winter vacation!

16, before I know it, I'm on the road of no return again.

17, the girls who want to start school are all puppy love girls.

18, you don't have to study next semester. I bombed the school!

19. On the first day of school, there will always be a bunch of people dressed as blind dates.

20. School is about to start, and summer homework is still done for nothing.

2 1, starting school is a kind of breathing pain, it lives in every corner of me ~ ~ ~

22. On September 1 day in China, a bitter story called "Opening School" will be broadcast soon.

23, haha! School is finally starting! I can't wait! Ah ha ha!

24. Can't learn, can't play, can't sleep well, and eat too much.

25. "What hurts more than the person you love doesn't love you" and "School is about to start"

26, the school started, the waist is not sour; The leg doesn't hurt anymore; Even my heart stopped beating ~

27. I haven't studied for a long time, and even speak hesitatingly, even if I am moved.

28. Toss a coin, surf the Internet on your head, sleep with your tail, and stand up for class.

29. I enjoyed the summer vacation, but my mother separated us when school started.

30.are you in a bad mood? Just go to the school gate and kick a bike? Kick back a row.

3 1, three days before the start of school, the electricity bill for each household should be very expensive! Keep the light on all the time to catch up with your homework!

32. Unconsciously, I told you a ghost story in August: school is about to start!

33. School is about to start. School, you can get my people, but you can't get my heart!

Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

35. What's the ghost story about the beginning of school? Are you scared? Don't you go to school as usual?

If you want to blow up the school, please remember that you are not fighting alone.

37. At the thought of starting school, I have the pain of Wenchuan earthquake and Zhouqu mudslide!

38, teacher, I have feelings for my summer homework, can you not take it away!

39. Whenever the term begins, I think about studying hard this semester. The same children's shoes are pink !

40. It is said that children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no partners at school.

4 1, a man will never reject any woman who feels good, even if he has a woman.

42. School is about to start, and people who read textbooks now feel this way-what is this?

Students, although I am not at school, I will miss you. Students should study hard! Don't forget me.

You know, even if the city is flooded by heavy rain, we should go back to school on time when school starts.

45. "I will be gay friends with whoever talks to me first at the beginning of school." "Then you and the teacher should be gay friends."

46. When school starts, my back aches. My legs don't hurt, my stomach doesn't swell, and my heart doesn't beat. ..

47. School begins! Friends, we can play together now! Think how happy we used to be together!

48. When I started school, I originally wanted to run a school. It was very simple, but I didn't know there were so many oolong … sweat …

49. I spend too much money now … I'm sure I'll be extravagant in the first month of school … it's killing me.

50. "I'll tell you a horrible thing", "I'm not as bold as a novel", "School is about to start" and "Ah, ah, ah, ah ~ it's horrible"

5 1, everyone's first sentence must be: "I will study hard this semester."

52. It's time to start school. In Fang Zizhou's words, who agreed to start school? Do you have any proof that we had a summer vacation?

53. If there is military training, it will be sunny; If you have a holiday, it will rain; If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

Adults always say, don't talk to me about money, it hurts feelings. I just want to say, don't talk to me about starting school. Talking about hurting feelings when school starts.

55. "Close the holiday mode and officially open the Xueba mode!" Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this feature.

56. Some people even say that I wear eye shadow, which insults my dark circles. School will start soon, so don't rush your homework.

57. Starting school is the pain of breathing. It lives in every corner of my body. It hurts to get a haircut, wear a school uniform and even see a teacher.

What's so funny about going to school? 2 1. Do you know a story? The story will be that school will start in a few days, and the devil's day is coming, alas.

2. There is a nightmare called: School will start soon!

Just a week after school, I feel exhausted.

4. Tell you a ghost story. School is about to start.

5. Tell you a ghost story. School is about to start.

6.zgg: A few nights before school starts. Thousand lights!

7. Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

8. Do you know why the holiday is so short? Because there is no morning in the holiday. Do you know why it takes so long to start school? because of it

9. I am unprepared and not worried. Your starting school like this has brought tragedy to my summer vacation.

10. God, give me a great deskmate when school starts! ! !

1 1. Start school if you are not crazy.

12. When I think about starting school, I am the first two.

13. Who agreed to start school? ! Is there any evidence that we had a summer vacation?

School starts tomorrow. Ah ~ what a painful realization. Summer vacation is my only time.

Tell funny stories about 3 1 at school. One by one, isn't it that I haven't finished my homework yet, as for it? I don't know what homework is.

I am happy at the thought of changing from an old woman in grade three to a primary school girl in grade one.

School is about to start. You can get my body at school, but you can't get my heart. I tell you, you can't get happiness by force!

4. The large-scale disaster film "Opening School" will be shown simultaneously in cities all over the country.

Please give me a handsome deskmate who is good and bad, sells cute at the beginning of school, sells cute when playing cheap, and is proficient in mathematics and physics.

I hope I can start school on February 29th, once every four years.

7. When school starts, everyone dresses like a blind date and looks like mourning!

8. From pajamas to jeans and canvas shoes, from long hair to correct ponytail, from space brush to reciting texts, from all WiFi to the whole course, yes, school has started.

9. I finally know why these people have lost sleep recently. They must have been scared silly by the start of school.

10. The shortest distance in the world, from holiday to school; The farthest distance in the world, from school to holiday!

1 1. Let me count by hand. This is not good. School is about to start.

12. It hurts to breathe at the beginning of school, to think of it, to do homework, and to go to school.

13. Shortly after the start of school, a friend of mine in the Foreign Languages Institute told me that there were many boys and girls in many majors, and their class was miserable, with only two boys. To make matters worse, the two boys fell in love. ...

14. When I hope to start school, the teacher said, "Come as soon as you come. What homework did you bring? Really, it's very kind of you! " .

15. "What do you wear to school?" "Down jacket." "……"

16. Summer homework: Tomorrow is another day. There are so many tomorrows. Since there are so many, it is better to put them aside. Then-school started.

17. I have always suspected that those students who know nothing about summer vacation will learn to appear as high-profile schoolmasters.

18. "When are you quietest?" "See the teacher at school, see the male god on the playground, see relatives at home, and see strangers in Lu Yu."

Tell a funny story about 4 1 Tell you a ghost story. There is less than a day to leave school.

Summer vacation is a beauty, so we tried our best to take her away from us when school started.

Who wants teachers all over the world to be extinct on the first day of school?

4. School is about to start, school, but you can't get my heart …

I really don't know what the first deskmate was and what it was like after school started.

6. The large-scale disaster film "School Begins" will be shown nationwide on September 1 day.

7. I hope it will be held once every four years from February 29th!

8. The large-scale disaster film "School Begins" will be released simultaneously in cities all over the country in September.

9. I fell in love with my summer vacation, but my opponent's summer homework has been bothering me. My mother-in-law doesn't like me at school and wants to break up with me in the summer vacation. I am sad.

10. There is nothing to look forward to when school starts, and that's it: Mid-Autumn Festival → National Day → Winter Holiday.

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