What homophonic jokes are there in life?

1, a villagers' meeting, because of homophonic, the village chief said, "Rabbit, shrimp, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Let's have a meeting now. The host said, "Sausage and melon for pickles." (Now, please speak to the township head. The township head said, "Rabbits, shrimps and dogs ate today's meal. Everyone is chinemys reevesii." Comrades and villagers, we have enough food today. Let's all use big bowls.

2. One day, a rich man wanted to buy a car, but he hesitated because the car shop didn't have an auspicious license plate number. The owner of the car dealership came over and said with a smile, "This license plate is good, 00544 (let me try), and no one dares to mess around, right?" !

The rich man was moved and bought the car at once, but something happened the next day. The rich man got out of the car angrily, thinking that you would dare to hit this car, but left as soon as you got off the bus. The original license plate of the other party is 44944 (try it).

One day, a Sichuanese called her Haizi into the water, and passers-by only saw a shoe floating on the water. ........

Someone sent a pipa to the county magistrate, but he mistyped "Pipa" as "Pipa" on the ceremony list. The county magistrate smiled and said, "Pipa is not this kind of pipa. I only hate my poor literacy! A guest replied, "If the pipa can blossom and bear fruit, all the pipes in the city will blossom.".

Several boys are playing basketball, and one shouts to the other, "Hold on!"

The other party shouted excitedly: "Who? Kiss who? "