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The ghost farted.

What I have heard is a very wonderful thing. Sitting behind two classmates in junior high school (just replace them with A and B). What ghost stories do you like to tell when you have nothing to do? Topics such as paranormal and superpowers basically come every three or four classes. A is quite detailed and insightful. Let's talk about the basketball court. I also heard him say: "At that time, when A was in the fourth grade, the orange rainstorm signal that day, A just returned to school and sat in class as usual (this is when I was in junior high school, my class was basically scum, and my grades were at the rear of the car. It's raining and thundering outside, and the students have long been tired of class, and the teachers feel impatient. A day's self-study will definitely not be like a primary school's self-study. A group of people are noisy, but the teachers don't care. The afternoon is the fourth class, and many classes have physical education class in the fourth class. A thinks it's raining so hard. Let's wait for school in the classroom. Then there was a loud noise. This time it was very loud, and I felt very close to A. A's habit was to look at the playground on the right with his chin in his left hand. A Yes, it's a round object. The color is like red blood, rolling on the basketball court. Due to the heavy rain, visibility and clarity decreased obviously. I can't see what it is at all, but it's just an object like a basketball. The problem is that it is rolling, not static. A had a deep doubt in his heart, and he was shocked and cold at that time. His eyes still haven't left the basketball court. A's curiosity made him want to rush out and find out. The distance between the basketball court and the teaching building is not far, which is only sixty or seventy meters. The teaching building has two floors, which is relatively old. It can be said that the link is divided into four buildings according to the class department, which are basically rectangular. Many people think that it is better to sit facing south, which can basically absorb sunlight all day and has better ventilation effect. It can be said that it is warm in winter and cool in summer, from east to west, from grade one to grade four. The school area is not big, just a basketball court. There are some flowers and plants on the fence a few meters away from basketball, and then there is a fence next to it. At that time, the front door, the easternmost door, was also a fence across the fence five meters east. The entrance is facing the national flag, the fourth grade classroom is in the west, and the back door is facing the three-point line of the basketball court. A is also relatively tall, so it is naturally arranged in the back row. I think. It's getting dark slowly, and the whole school exudes a strange darkness, and the rainstorm is still ringing. After about twenty minutes, the rain was obviously less and my eyesight was better. A turned slightly to look at the basketball court and saw nothing but darkness. So a stared further. At this time, he saw something he shouldn't have seen. On the west edge of the basketball court, a similar figure couldn't see its head, vaguely knowing that it seemed to bend down and reach for the blood-red thing. A was at a loss, and the whole person was stunned by this scene. Suddenly, a dazzling Lei Guang flashed and the whole picture became bright. During my stay in A, I realized time compression. It is clear that the basketball court is that figure, which is similar to people, but the body is short and the distance between limbs is very small. The problem is that there is no head to look at! In a flash, Lei Guang disappeared, and A's face was so surprised that his chin was about to fall off. The whole person lost his vitality and stood there motionless. Soon after the lightning, there was a thunder. A hesitated for about ten seconds when he heard the thunder, and the whole class was scared by him. " B began to wonder what A saw. A didn't answer, but took a deep breath: "C hasn't been to school since that day." In my opinion, C should be the same seat as A, which is too bizarre and unscientific. Clearly seen by A, how can there be a problem with C? C did you see it, too? I was just about to ask this question when it began to rain, and the atmosphere became very abnormal. A began to show his twisted smile and said, "C is my deskmate and has a good relationship. Although I am not careful in class, I don't want to listen to my homework, and I don't want to write, but I am very nice and get along well with A. A is willing to copy his usual homework and cheat sheets to C, but C only does a little. I haven't seen C since that day. A began to suspect that he didn't know the whole truth until he went to C. " C's mother said C left and died. C's mother suddenly fell to her knees and cried. After hearing this, A stepped back, unable to respond to what to do or say. Just ask C's mother, "What was the cause of C's death?" "lazy" mother C. The class teacher suddenly jumped out from behind and asked A, "Do you need homework when you are lazy?" One fainted to the ground.