Tell a classic joke about cold weather.

1, I remember it was a biting winter, and I didn't want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to help me ask for leave and just find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

I once threatened that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog at the high temperature of 38 degrees. Until today, I was frozen into a dog, because I was too young to understand that beautiful promise.

3. It depends on courage to undress, perseverance to wash clothes, and explosiveness to get up.

4. Winter is coming. If you are afraid of cold, you can drill into the corner because the corner is 90 degrees. If it is still cold, you can jump in the street, because the ground is 180 degrees. If it is still cold, you can rotate it once, because it is 360 degrees. If it is still cold, you can look for him in the crowd, because the crowd is looking for him.

It's cold, and there are fewer and fewer people playing mobile phones on the road. I touched the hot millet phone and smiled. It is my hand warmer in winter. Hot at any time, continuous fever, warm to the heart.