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Whose youth has no temptation?

Author: wading deep

[ 1]

Judy's friend Daikin is famous for his big mouth, and his words are often, don't look at who is a low-key second-generation son at ordinary times; So-and-so has a boyfriend of unknown origin in school diplomacy, and so on. If Judy asks her how she got this information, Daikin will definitely start with "I heard" and end with "I heard".

If the origin is unknown and there is a lot of water, Judy will use these "heard" as a seasoning to adjust her life and swallow them with potato chips for digestion.

But there seems to be an amazing news waiting for Judy today. At noon, just as Judy sat down in the canteen, Daikin came mysteriously. "I heard that Chen Ke from Class Two likes you." Daikin looked at Judy meaningfully. "You didn't tell me anything, and you kept it from me."

"Chen Ke? Who said that? " Judy choked on a mouthful of soup.

"Someone heard Chen Ke say that you are not bad!" Daikin opened a can of drinks with a bang. "Judy, don't you like him?" Daikin followed closely.

It should be gratifying to be liked by others, but why can't Judy be happy? Finally, she couldn't help asking, "Who is that Chen Ke?"

[2]

Judy has no impression of Cohen at all. Perhaps the only intersection between them is that Judy is habitually late for the grade meeting at the amphitheater. A boy sitting at the back of the classroom took the initiative to pick up his schoolbag and make room for her. So, to show her gratitude, Judy handed her a cup of instant coffee.

I don't know if the coffee worked. Instead of sleeping behind a book like other students, the boys opened their notebooks and carefully remembered the precautions of the teaching director about the mock exam. After the meeting, several boys came to meet him with balls: "Chen Ke, let's go."

It should be a boy who studies hard and has many friends! Judy sighed at that time, but that's all. I don't know how to spread the news that he likes himself.

Could it be that he is approaching himself? Judy is very nervous at the thought of this.

Do you want to ask Cohen if he said something he shouldn't have said? But when she really saw Cochin, she hesitated. Will it hurt him? Judy admitted that she was a little anxious. She is really afraid that others will misunderstand her because there is another person living in the corner of Judy's heart. If that person misunderstood herself, she didn't know how to explain it.

[3]

Judy didn't expect anyone else to need her to explain. One day, Judy was stopped by a little girl after class. She directly explained her purpose: "You'd better stay away from Chen Ke."

Judy asked in wonder, "What does this have to do with you?"

"Of course. My mother and his mother are good friends. We know each other very well. You have no chance. " The girl panted away.

It turns out that Cohen also has a secret crush.

During the break, Daikin pointed to the boy who was shouting slogans in the distance and said, "Do you know, I heard that Prince Microphone is in love with the head of the dance troupe!"

The boy with a loud voice in the distance is called "microphone prince" by the girls.

Judy's eyes glanced at him, and her heart suddenly felt as bad as hypoglycemia. Yes, the person she cares about is the microphone prince. I don't know where the information of Daikin came from this time. For the first time, she hoped Daikin's words were not true.

I remember Judy bravely reported 800 meters when she learned that the microphone prince was the anchor at the senior one sports meeting. She wants him to read her name. Sure enough, the microphone prince shouted forcefully from the loudspeaker, but he said, "Let's give these two neck and neck students a little encouragement!" " "Then there is the cheers and cheers that resounded through the audience. Judy, who ran in the second half, knew that this was the first place to cross the line.

I don't blame him for not seeing it, but he has no ability to let him see it. Judy complained that she ran too slowly. His beautiful voice adds all the sweet elements to this sad reason. Judy didn't want him to hear rumors about her and Cohen.

Instead, Judy and Daikin met the little girl several times on campus, and the little girls squinted at them.

"I heard that her confession failed and she was rejected." The monotonous high school life will not be short of gossip with wings, and there are always people around you who keep reporting.

"Maybe Kochen really likes you, otherwise how could he refuse her!" After a moment of silence, Daikin suddenly said.

[4]

At noon, Judy suddenly received a short message saying that she was waiting for me in the carport in front of the library after school. Who could be "me"? My mobile phone number is not familiar.

When Judy saw the monitor, she was surprised to find that someone was watching her silently.

The monitor said, "Judy, I have been paying attention to you for a long time. Your composition is very good. I have seen it and I like it very much. "

Judy "Oh", I don't know what he is going to say, whether he likes himself or his composition.

The monitor continued: "I want to ask if you like Chen Ke."

"Why do you ask?" Judy was surprised. Did he hear anything?

"Because, I like you and want to find out who you like." The monitor walked slowly, pushing the car, and continued, "I wanted to tell you after the college entrance examination, because the students in the class are always talking nonsense recently." In case you hear rumors about me and a girl, I'm afraid you won't believe me. " The monitor looked at her carefully as if he had made up his mind.

God, when Judy tried to find out whether Cohen really said she liked herself, another boy stared at herself for a long time.

On that day, the monitor also communicated with Judy which school he was going to enter and which major he was interested in. Judy was surprised to find that the monitor was not as serious as usual, and he also had a humorous and frank side.

It turns out that love begins with a frank conversation. Judy's heart didn't know why it was calm at that moment, as if the long-lost boat finally saw a harbor open to her.

[5]

Life in senior three began to get busy. Occasionally, after school, she saw the little girl chasing her sitting on the microphone prince's bike.

"I heard that he and the ballet princess had planned to go abroad together after the college entrance examination. Later, because the girl's father went bankrupt, she was dumped. " Daikin threw a dirty look at the microphone prince.

"Really, it has become so fast." Judy gasped. She would rather not believe these rumors, although sometimes she still feels heartache and sadness for them. No matter what caused her joy in the gossip, or what left regret in her heart, it gradually blurred in the knowing smile with the monitor.

Judy began to be practical and quiet, not caring what role she played in other people's rumors.

Until the end of the college entrance examination, Daikin didn't know why he didn't come at the farewell party. Then someone said, "Great. Daikin and Chen Ke were admitted to a university. It is difficult for Daikin to study so hard for Chen Ke. "

"I'm sorry, I have no confidence in myself. They all say I have a big mouth. I thought Chen Ke liked girls like you, so I tried again and again, deliberately saying that Chen Ke liked you. " Daikin, who was informed, said clearly and forcefully that he was sorry. "But now I know I can do it, Judy. Do you believe me? "

"I believe that someone will always see your efforts." Judy hung up the phone and smiled. She thought that Daikin should have the same expression!

Whose youth has not been tempted and concealed, verified and waited. But fortunately, we are all here. Only by clearing these dark clouds can we see ourselves clearly.

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