3 The sound matches different jokes (the shorter the better)

1 China, the United States and Japan decided to hold a competition, put a rabbit in a forest, and then each of the three countries sent its own police to the forest to look for rabbits for a day. On the first day, the United States sent its own elite ace police to surround the forest, and then sent helicopters and special police to search in the forest. As a result, I didn't see the rabbit in the end and ended in failure. The next day, Japan learned from the lessons of the United States. Japan installed a large number of monitoring systems in the forest, then made many traps and sent special personnel to guard them. As a result, no rabbit hair was found at the end of the day. On the third day, China only sent four disheveled policemen to play mahjong until the end of the game. After a while, four people came out of the Woods with batons, smoking and talking and laughing, dragging a black bear behind them. The bear whispered, stop fighting ... stop fighting ... I'm a rabbit. ....

An China, an American and a Japanese were caught by a cannibal leader while traveling in Africa. It happened that the chief and his men had just had lunch, so they were not going to eat these three people. The chief said to them: I can let you go, but everyone must get 100 boards, and the survivors can leave, but I can meet one small request before I get the boards. The American immediately said, can I put a cushion on my ass? The chief said: Yes. As a result, Americans were the first to be hit by boards, and the first 50 boards barely passed because of the protection of cushions. After the last 50 boards were smashed, the boards bled, and the Americans gritted their teeth and walked away. After reading it, the Japanese immediately said to the officer: put a mattress on your ass, and the officer agreed. 100 board finished, the Japanese stretched himself and got up, but he didn't leave. He wanted to see Chinese jokes, but he saw China people calmly crawling on the ground, pointing to the Japanese and saying to the chief executive, Give him a mattress!