Aauto Quicker Classic Funny Piece Selection.

1. The husband and wife worked hard and then bought a villa with a sea view. The mortgage was very stressful every day, and they went out early and returned late. Then what their nanny does most every day is to take the dog to watch the sea and drink coffee on the balcony.

I remember when I was in primary school, I often liked to kiss the most beautiful little girl in my class and then run away quickly. I kissed her not because she was beautiful, but because her boyfriend was a school gangster. I like the feeling of being chased for a week after kissing. Death is always with me like the wind.

The person you like will always appear when you don't wash your hair for three days and your face for two days.

4. An old lady found a beach rescuer and said, Did you jump into the sea to save my grandson from the shore? The ambulanceman said: Nothing, this is what I should do. The old lady screamed and said, what do you mean nothing? Where is my grandson's swimming cap? ?

Xiaohong called her boyfriend, and his angry voice came from the opposite side. How many times have I told you, don't call me at night, I'm playing games. ? And then I hung up. Through the window of KFC, Xiaohong was moved to tears when she saw her boyfriend who put down his mobile phone trying to wipe the table. Xiaohong changed to a rich boyfriend the next day.

6. When I was young, I watched TV and said that bird's nest nourishes blood. I poked my bird's nest that day and put it in the pot for a long time, adding 2 spoonfuls of sugar. If my mother hadn't hit me, I would have become the first person in our village to eat dirt. . .

7. I once went to a relative's house for a drink and met a girl who was pleasing to the eye. That's a meal! I finally understand. Then my dad came over and went straight to the girl and said, Sister, why are you here? This is my son! Son, call aunt! Me?

8./kloc-owned the first car at the age of 0/9, earned the first bucket of gold at the age of 23, and added a Volkswagen phaeton. At the age of 27, he began to reach the peak of his life and owned a third car, Paramera. With a fourth car at the age of 30, Ferrari reached the peak of its career at the age of 458 and 35, plus its fifth son, pagani Feng. Up to now, there are more than 20 luxury cars under his name, but the garage can't stop.

9. Although I can't earn much money, I will save money. For example, I saw a Ferrari today, but I didn't buy it, and I saved more than 7 million at once.

10. Later, Li Zhi got married, and Pu Shu cured his depression. Ma Di's song "Nan Shan Nan Shan Rotten Street", Dong Ye. S's song "Miss Dong's Journey to the West", Yao XIII finished his high school dream, the good sister band finally banned the work force, Chen Li still refused to sign the company, and Zhao Lei was still wandering with his southern girl, as if everyone had finally made a hasty reconciliation with the world.

1 1. The husband and wife quarreled and the pet dog bit her husband's leg. Afterwards, the wife felt that she was wrong and wanted to apologize to her husband, but she was too embarrassed to ask, so she wrote a note: I was wrong, please forgive me! The wife asked the dog to bring the note to her husband. The husband read the note and stroked the dog's head affectionately: In this family, you still understand me!

12. I went to my girlfriend's house to play today. I accidentally dropped the cucumber on my girlfriend's refrigerator and broke it. I smiled: honey, I broke your boyfriend. The best friend said domineering: Your boyfriend should not pay me. I said: ok! So I called my boyfriend. I only heard a bell ringing in the closet next to me. The air suddenly became very quiet?

13. A colleague went to the water dispenser to get water, and suddenly let out a cry, which startled us. ? What happened? ? Ah, nothing, it's very hot! ? Oh, idiot! ? Another colleague went to fetch water and shouted again, which surprised us again. As the manager came out with a glass of water, he asked. What happened? ? Ah, nothing, it's hot, idiot! ? The manager went to fetch water and shouted: Huh? Shit! Leakage! Bunch of idiots! ?

14. Ordinary youth: It's snowing, so you can have a snowball fight with your girlfriend. Fu: I can meet many girls in the snow again. Poor and frustrated: it's snowing, so I can make a snowman to accompany me. Idiot youth: It's delicious to mix some sugar with snow.

15. My predecessor has been abroad for one year. Today, he sent me a photo of a tall and beautiful woman with long hair. I was so angry that I almost cried. I'll call him directly and scold him. Shit, is it great to have a new love? Look at that bitch! ? He was silent for a while and explained to me: No, I went to Thailand. This is my family! ?

16. It's cold, pay attention to your health, don't take off your clothes, don't drink cold drinks, don't take a shower, it's cold under temptation, don't blow, don't be picky about food, and don't eat too spicy. Do you remember Bajie?

17. The king is on a business trip. He was afraid that the queen would cheat, so he installed a mechanism under the queen and everything he put in would be cut off. When he came back, he found that all his little JJs were gone, except one soldier's little jj. The king decided to reward him, and the soldiers were too excited to speak.

18. Put all the unhappy things together, knead them, knead them into a ball, and then throw them out.

19. Just now, a Lamborghini passed by me and threw water at me. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.