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What are the provocative routine sentences?
1, I'm tired of being a lovely girl and suddenly want to be your wife.
There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.
I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking on my heart.
4. You look like a person. Like who? Like my future girlfriend.
If you go to a place, there are no doors or windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart.
6. Yes, I just like you, and I love you hopelessly. What, not satisfied? You like me too.
7. Can you swim? No. So you need to study? Because we are going to fall in love!
8. Let me ask you a question. Do you know what the luckiest door in the world is? Heart door? No, it was us.
9. Let me tell you a secret. Actually, I have super powers ... I like you very much!
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