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Qiaolianmiao team

Kick through the three stones of Leiqiao

Cut the word Shuang Shan.

Jani girl of Miao nationality

The samurai are determined to stop fighting.

Pan Shiyi's family has fields, water and rice.

What a noble family, adding people and adding people.

One person is great, one person is great, and heaven is my husband.

One, two, three, even thirty, king, the king points to your Lord.

People used to be monks, and people can also be Buddhas.

Women are humble, why not be slaves?

Pay for the jujube thorns, cut them and split them into four bundles.

When you get up, move more and fill two rooms less.

Money is two koes. How many excellent people have been hurt?

Only one cave is poor, and a large number of heroes are buried.

Huiwenlian

People have visited the Great Buddha Temple, and the Buddha in the temple is bigger than others.

Guests come from nature, but guests come from heaven.

Monks swim in Yunyin Temple, while temples swim in Yunyin Monk.

The fog locks the mountain.

The sky is connected with the tail water.

Draw a picture of a lotus monk.

Shu Lin Han tie Lin Han Shu

Embedded digital correlation

Two three four five

Six seven eight nine

On the other side of two rivers, two fishermen catch fish with hooks.

A lonely mountain and a temple, a general alone.

The twin peaks are faint, and one tower has seven floors and eight sides.

Shake hands, five fingers are three long and two short.

Arithmetic association

There are seven ducks floating in the pond. Count three pairs.

A foot-long fish jumped into the water for 9 inches 10 minutes.

Flowers reopen, plus 37 years.

Qing ancient road is sparse, and there is one more spring and autumn in it.

Five hundred arhats crossed the river, and there were thousands of buddhas on the shore.

A beautiful woman is facing the moon. There are two beautiful women in the world.

Mosaic couplets

The fire is in the Ministry of Water Resources and the building is in the Ministry of Jin.

What is Zhongshujun, a northerner or a southerner?

In front of the lights on winter nights, Xiahou reads the Spring and Autumn Biography.

On the east gate, Nanjing people sing the North West Chamber.

Homophonic al

Lotus root is due to lotus.

There are apricots, but no plums.

Picking grain in a nun's field.

The girl embroidered in front of the hall.

Under the ant tree, the horse leans against the tree

Look at the flowers before the cockscomb.

Father has no son, son has no son, father has no son

Stuart, Stuart, Stuart

The two boats are parallel, and rowing is not as fast as sailing.

Eight tones are played together, and the flute is more difficult to clear than the flute.

Overlapping connection

Cold wine, 1: 02: 03.

Lilacs, one hundred heads, one thousand heads.

The freezing rain sprinkled people, 2 o'clock east and 3 o'clock west.

Cut, divide up the guests, seven knives and eight knives

Old man Dai is rustic.

Mr Zhu is half bull-shaped.

double

It gets sadder every year.

Homeless everywhere

Rapeseed fried dishes

Cotton cloth wrapped in cotton

Ups and downs, self-knowledge, looking around.

Yingying Yanyan, flower, Qing Dynasty.

The name is right.

Sunwalker

Chungchi Tsu

One person in Iraq, no one in Yin, and one person in Prime Minister Yi Yin.

Feng, tame, Feng tames Doctor Ma.

The moonlight shines on the screen window, and everyone is wise

Snow is falling in Meiling, and Xiangshan Mountain in Bai Letian is everywhere.

Lin Xiangru and Sima Xiangru, their names are not as real as their names.

Wei Wuji, Sun Chang Wuji, I will do whatever you want.

Confucius, Guan Yu and the Second Master

Delete spring and autumn, read spring and autumn, a spring and autumn

The place name is right

Wuxi Xishan Wuxi

Pinghu shuiping lake

Pottery teapots in Wuxi, Changzhou and Yixing

Chengdu, Sichuan, the new government of Chongqing

Other clever combinations

Monks crossing the river, holding lotus flowers in their hands, where to go?

Taoist priests came home with straw as thieves.

The green water is carefree and wrinkled by the wind.

Castle peak is not old, it is a snow-white head.

Yansuochi Liu Tang

Paozhen tower

The breeze is everywhere and I can't stand it.

When will the moon shine again?