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Tianlong Babu: Why did the evil spirits in the South China Sea accept Duan Yu as an apprentice? Describe the apprenticeship process? Duan Yu looked stupid after listening?

The crocodile god of the South China Sea, as anyone who has seen Eight Dragons must know, is the ancestor of Nanhai religion and ranks third among the four wicked people. Jianghu people call him Yue Laosan, whose real name is Yue Canglong, but he doesn't want to mention his name to others, and his nickname is fierce, so he is called the second of the four wicked people.

Although he ranks among the four villains, he is not bad in nature, and he is very trustworthy, and he also pays great attention to his reputation when he speaks. Not only that, he is also a very funny person, and he often plays cards outside the routine. Why do you say that? Look at the process when he wants to accept Duan Yu as an apprentice, and you will understand.

While chasing Mu, the crocodile god in the South China Sea met Duan Yu. He was surprised to find that Duan Yu was very suitable to be his apprentice, because they looked exactly alike. I don't understand this either. Can the size of the back of the head determine whether this person is suitable for learning martial arts? Has Nanhai School always regarded this as the admission standard?

However, it seems that my guess is right. The last disciple of the crocodile god in the South China Sea was rejected by him because his head was too small. Now, the crocodile god of the South China Sea has met a man with the same back of his head, and of course the crocodile god of the South China Sea can't let go. So he intends to take Duan Yu as an apprentice in his own name.

However, this way of accepting apprentices is somewhat special. Nanhai Crocodile God told Duan Yu that although he wanted to accept Duan Yu as an apprentice, it was impossible for Duan Yu to agree when he first became an apprentice. Then, at Duan Yu's urging, he reluctantly agreed for the second time.

I have to say, the way Nanhai sent disciples is really funny. It is ironic that the crocodile god in South China Sea wants Duan Yu to be his apprentice, but he has to pretend that others are eager to make others flatter him.

When Duan Yu heard that the crocodile god of the South China Sea had put forward such a strange process of learning from Master, he looked puzzled. Obviously, the crocodile god of the South China Sea wants to accept himself as an apprentice, but why did he put on such a big shelf? Shouldn't the attitude and tone of wanting other people's things be euphemistic? I have to say, I really don't understand the brain circuit of crocodile god in the South China Sea.

In my opinion, some people with high martial arts do have some actions that ordinary people can't understand. Just like this crocodile god in the South China Sea, it seems reasonable to judge whether this person is suitable for learning martial arts only by the size of the back of his head. There is also this strange way of accepting disciples, which must be the experience handed down from Nanhai religion.

The above is what I brought to you. The crocodile god in the South China Sea wants to take Duan Yu as his disciple. After telling the strange process of learning from a teacher, Duan Yu looked puzzled. I don't know how you feel after reading it. Welcome to leave a comment.