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If I were the mayor
But the children cheered, but many teachers and parents complained. Without exams and homework, talents will not be selected, and the pillars of the country will be gone. I thought about it: yes, if this goes on, won't the whole country be in a mess?
I thought about it all night, and finally came up with a new method-using the integral system, that is, children listen carefully in class and answer questions actively, and five points are correct. Then when they go to school or look for a job, they can be shortlisted when the points reach a certain level. As for how many points to limit, it depends on the requirements of schools and companies.
I can't wait to give the order. Although there are still some hard parents who object, most of them agree. Of course, it's my first time to use this rule, so I need to observe it for some time.
A few months later, I observed the monitoring of a school every day and found that the children had begun to raise their hands to speak. I also found through statistics that the enrollment rate of this city is very high, and there are many talents coming out of this city. My neighbor's children are an example. You see, since the introduction of the integral system, his study career, which he was not interested in, has become interesting. His parents often say to me, "Mayor, thank you very much. In the past, our children often complained about the poor schools. Now with these integral systems, his interest has been greatly improved, and he is showing off his integral every day. ...
But this is also a small part of the credit. I only hope that as the mayor, I can make more contributions to this city.
Teacher's comment: It is not difficult to find the problem, the key is to find a solution. Your imagination is hierarchical, and you can solve problems well. I look forward to your more contributions to "this city".
If I were the mayor, the city is very prosperous now, but sometimes it makes people breathless. Look, traffic jams, uncivilized language flying around the store ... there is noise everywhere. Therefore, I thought: If I were the mayor, what would I do for everyone?
If I were the mayor, I would send clothes, quilts, cakes and sweets to orphans in orphanages, so that they could enjoy the warmth of society.
If I were the mayor, I would ask the best architectural engineers and designers in this city to make this city beautiful. The cars on the road come and go in order, and the service quality of the shops is very high ... What are the designers and architects doing now? It turns out that they have built clinics in every community, so that people don't have to go so far to big hospitals when they are sick. And each community is equipped with fitness equipment for everyone to exercise.
If I were the mayor, I would build a huge restaurant and name it "Children's Restaurant". Because there are many only children in this city, they were spoiled by their parents at birth. Adults are afraid that they cannot take care of themselves. In fact, they may not know that doing so will only make children selfish, willful and unreasonable ... The salespeople and waiters in this "children's restaurant" are all students, and of course there are several excellent little chefs. How to treat customers? How to make customers satisfied with our service? Waiting for such a question depends on how the child "improvises". Such a restaurant can not only eat delicious food, but also exercise your courage and courage.
If I were the mayor, I would build a large amusement park for innocent and romantic children. Most of the games here are exciting because they are designed for students to relax their brains.
If I were the mayor, I would do many things for people.
Although I am not the mayor, I must study hard and create a bright future for the people when I grow up!
If I were the mayor, when someone bullied me, I, a great man who made decisions for the people and killed them-the mayor, would be out! Because I often watch some ancient TV plays at home. Therefore, I want to be a woman who helps the weak besides the strong. But ... it can't be realized in the real society. So, I thought hard, is there a job in real life that can do this? "The mayor? Yes, it is the mayor! " So, I fell asleep with this mayor dream. Who are you? What are you doing? "I, a slim girl, appeared in public view." Who are you? "The strong man asked," It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is that you are stealing! " "I plausibly said that the words sound just fell and the strong man turned and ran. In a short time, we both ran out of breath. I managed to catch him with everyone's help. "Go to the Public Security Bureau and surrender!" "Who are you? Why did you arrest me? " He stammered, "I'm the mayor!" " I said categorically. Suddenly, I woke up, and I understood that it was just a dream. If I were the mayor, I would play with the people. In autumn, the fruitful fields are really beautiful.
The heavy cotton peaches have bent the branches, and the leaves of corn are covered with air, and crystal drops of water are still hanging on them, how like pearls; In the field, red sorghum, holding high the red torch, stood there mightily. I will help them pick crops, chat with them and enjoy the pastoral fun. If I were the mayor, I would be a sympathetic mayor. The Sichuan earthquake suffered heavy casualties. As a sympathetic and helpful mayor, how can I not help them? I will send the city's rescue elite and medical elite to the disaster area for rescue. I will personally go to the disaster area and bring my blessings and those of the people of this city to the disaster area and the victims. I will also mobilize the people of the whole city to donate money and materials, and integrate my strong sympathy for the people in the disaster areas into the goods. To tell the truth, if I can really be the mayor, I will definitely be such a mayor, or even better, and I will definitely work hard for it!
If I were the mayor, I would go to the study camp as usual today. When climbing the mountain today, we saw a big piece of garbage. Then Mr. Joe left us a question worth thinking about. If you are the mayor, what will happen if you see this rubbish?
If I were the mayor, I would send a large number of volunteers to this place, and then I would open many recycling stations to recycle these wastes, and then I could reuse them.
If I were the mayor, I would issue tokens. Whoever litters will not only be fined 20xx yuan, but also sweep the streets for 7749 days. Then use the money to run a school and donate it to some poor families.
If I were the mayor, I would let people create a channel about cleaners, so that people can see that cleaners work so hard and clean up every day, but some people not only don't cherish their work achievements, but also litter casually. Let people know the hard work of cleaners, and don't litter casually.
If I were the mayor, I would ask someone to make a garbage can that can tell jokes. As long as someone throws garbage into it, the trash can will tell jokes. I will also ask people to make more special garbage passages in trash cans, so that we will be happy to throw garbage and feel the convenience of throwing garbage. In this way, people will not litter casually.
In a word, if I were the mayor, I would never let people litter. Let's protect the environment and stop littering!
If I were the mayor, 5, we all have imagination, imagination is unrestrained, there is no time and space restrictions. And what I want to write this time is a daydream of mine-if I were the mayor.
If I were the mayor, I would let people plant trees everywhere in the whole city, and make my city tree-lined and fragrant with birds and flowers. Tree: a kind of green plant that can be seen everywhere. It is just because it is too common that it is ignored and often hacked. However, few people have thought about what the earth would be like without trees. The earth will become a desert and few oases will have the same fate. But they shouldn't be together. As long as we plant more trees and cut down fewer trees, the desert will become an oasis!
If I were the mayor, the second thing I would do would be to "set the children free"! Cancel all interest classes and really return weekends and winter and summer vacations to children. Increase extracurricular activities organized by schools, so that children have more opportunities for outdoor classes. If you don't waste brain cells to write a composition, the article will flow vividly in your pen. What is the profound realm of "combination of human and pen"? I also want students to take more physical education, art and music classes every week, and don't deprive children of the opportunity to develop morally, intellectually, physically and artistically for the sake of high scores in cultural classes.
If I am the mayor, the third thing I will do after taking office is to stop all junk food production. Junk food, as its name implies, means that people eat it without any nutrition, but it will affect human health. For example, Coke, Sprite and potato chips are all junk food. Although it's delicious, it's hard to resist its temptation, but for the sake of your health, you still have to control your mouth. If you have to eat snacks, you can eat some nuts and fruits and drink some milk. They are also delicious, healthy and nutritious.
If I were the mayor, I would do something beneficial to the people; If I were the mayor, I would give priority to the people and make everyone feel equal, without distinction between officials and people. If I were the mayor, I would crack down on criminals and give everyone a safe and happy living space.
I wish I were the mayor!
If I were the mayor, I would manage our city well and make it a model city, and everyone would win the first place.
As the saying goes, "a new official takes office with three fires." After I took office, the first fire was to do a good job in education. First of all, I visited some remote and poor rural primary schools. If students are still studying in rickety dangerous buildings, I will tear down those rickety dangerous buildings and build a building that is not easy to collapse, so that students can study with peace of mind, and then replace them with new desks and chairs. If they see what learning equipment they lack, I will provide them as much as possible. Besides, I will build a teaching building for teachers.
After I took office, the second fire is to beautify the harsh environment and reduce the pollution of the harsh environment. Because the waste water and smoke discharged from factories are extremely harmful to people's health, we have to move these factories to the suburbs. In addition, we also prohibit some motor vehicles from coming and going in the street and emitting waste smoke. We also call on the people of the whole city to plant trees, because the trees suck in waste gas and spit out oxygen, and then plant some beautiful flowers to make our city a veritable "flower market".
After I took office, the third fire was to hold some meaningful activities. We often hold some meaningful activities at school or in the city, such as singing competitions, sports meetings and other public welfare activities that are beneficial to physical and mental health, so that every citizen can be healthy and our city can be as prosperous as Zhangjiakou.
If I were the mayor, I would be a mayor loved by the people. I will donate my account to children in mountainous areas, hope primary schools and orphanages.
Let the child have a ray of sunshine in his heart and penetrate into his heart.
I want to make my city a beautiful green world, let the citizens win national honors such as "Green City" and "Best Living City", make it as beautiful as Jiuzhaigou, and let my citizens live in a picturesque city!
I will let the poor live a life without poverty, and I want them to live a good life with my family.
I wish I were the mayor. I want to do many things to make them happy and make everyone's life full of sunshine!
If I were the mayor, I would have a firm will and a firm political stance. I will unite everyone in Qixin, work hard for the people, worry about the people, correct the social atmosphere and build a well-off city for the people.
If I were the mayor, I would put the people first and help them out of trouble. I will replace some fitness equipment with new ones, and I will also indicate how to use it and what is good for my health.
If I were the mayor, I would focus on rivers that seriously pollute the environment. I will write a notice and distribute it to every industrial factory, so that they must solve the pollution problem within a time limit, or they will face suspension of production and rectification!
If I were the mayor, I would let every child go to school, and the tuition and school supplies for poor children would be allocated by the government. I will equip each playground with some sports equipment; I will try my best to make every school have a free and open library. ...
If I were the mayor ...
If I were the mayor and you asked me what my dream was, I would blurt out without thinking: "Be the mayor of our city!" " "If one day my dream comes true and I become the mayor, I will … remember Chekhov's famous saying:" Everything about a person should be beautiful: face, clothes, heart and thoughts. "But now, despite the progress of the times, people's moral quality is declining. The red walls and white tiles in the past have now become high-rise buildings; People who used to worry about power shortage already have solar energy; In the past, people who used to send emails should have emails ... all kinds of improvements further confirmed the rapid development of society. Spitting, littering, destroying the environment, hurting animals ... There are countless kinds of malignant tumors. If I were the mayor, I would definitely change people's ideology and morality. I will make a rule: "whoever destroys the environment must be a cleaner for one day and plant a tree." "Please be optimistic about the people around you, the discoverer has a prize!" As long as this is done, I believe that the streets will be cleaner, the burden of cleaners will be reduced, people will be vigilant and care for the environment, and the environment will be green. Our city will be like a big garden.
If I were the mayor, I would definitely find out those greedy government officials and ask them to hand over the money they took and donate it to every poor person in our city, so that those poor people can live in warm and comfortable buildings, so that everyone can have a warm and happy family, so that beggars will no longer live on the streets and our city will have no pain but happiness ... If I were the mayor, I would definitely eliminate those criminals and prevent them from getting away with it. They will be brought to justice, whether they are my relatives or not, and I will never forgive them. Keep our city away from evil ... If I were the mayor, I would definitely build an amusement park so that children can have their own paradise. ...
If I were the mayor, I would hold more activities in the city to enrich our life … I know there are still many things to do if I want to be the mayor … so I will study hard from now on and strive to be the mayor in the future.
If I were the mayor, if I were the mayor of a poor and backward city, I would put road construction first. As the saying goes, "If you want to be rich, build roads first". When building roads, I will personally open the way to inspire the courage of the citizens, and they will do their best to build roads.
If I were the mayor and the road was repaired, I would give priority to the development of the national economy. I will lead some laid-off workers to set up shopping malls and factories. If they have medical knowledge, I can take them to the hospital. I can also run primary schools, junior high schools, high schools and universities. Not only do I want my children to learn, I also want to learn from myself and turn myself into the most knowledgeable mayor. If so, I can build the city better.
If I were the mayor, I would rectify agriculture, transfer the talents trained by agricultural universities to cities, concentrate on planting cash crops, replace the original farming tools with fully mechanized ones, and let farmers reduce their labor force by more than half and go to work faster.
If I were the mayor, the environment of the whole city should be kept good. If this situation continues for several years, the city can build more high-rise buildings, develop reservoirs and solve the drinking water problem. In order to prevent floods from rushing to the ground, I will build river banks and develop more tourist attractions. The housing problem should also be solved. I will let those poor households live in houses and give them relief.
It is my honor that a poor and backward city has become an economically developed city.
Maybe I am naive and think that I have really changed this city, but if I study hard, my fantasy will come true.
If I were the mayor, I would often think about this question at 10. If I were a magic pen, I would help Ma Liang draw more advanced machines and help uncle farmers. If I were the sunshine, I would bring infinite vitality to the earth; If I were the rain and dew, I would nourish the growth of everything; If I were a cloud, I would give the earth a rain, water the vegetable fields of farmers' uncles, and give a timely rain to the arid areas. ...
If I were the mayor, what should I do? ……
If I were the mayor, I would pay attention to knowledge. I want all the children to go to the picturesque campus to suck the nectar of knowledge. When I grow up, I will be admitted to a good university and become a pillar of the motherland. Of course, I also want to give my love to those children who have no money to study. I want to see several hope primary schools, so that children who have dropped out of school can have books to read. I hope they can study hard and get good grades.
If I were the mayor, I would decorate Yiyang beautifully. I want to build several fitness squares with lawns, flowers, fountains and clear lakes. Children can play freely here, making the mountains greener, the water clearer and the sky bluer.
If I were the mayor, I would re-check all the equipment in the hospital to ensure people's physical and mental health. The hospital would leave the patient's phone number so as to ask about the illness and make the patient recover soon.
If I were the mayor, I would close Internet cafes and open some green ones. I can only check the information, otherwise the computer will shut down automatically. This can prevent teenagers from going to uncivilized internet cafes.
If I were the mayor, I also want to train a group of agile players, participate in special training, think about the interests of the people, and kill pests for the people.
If I were the mayor, I would be anxious about what the people think. Do more work for the people and be the caring people of the people.
If I am the mayor of Quanzhou 1 1 If I am Hong Shixiao, the mayor of Quanzhou, Fujian Province, Class 1, Grade 6, if I am the mayor of Quanzhou, what will I do for Quanzhou citizens? This is a question that I have been thinking about for a long time. Quanzhou, an ancient city with a long history, seems perfect. There are many historical sites in Quanzhou: Kaiyuan Temple, Tianhou Palace and Cai's ancient house ... People here are enthusiastic and proud. What else can I find fault with? However, I suddenly found that Quanzhou has many shortcomings. As the mayor of an "international garden city", I must take action to make Quanzhou better.
First of all, I found that Quanzhou has the title of "Sanitary City". But the hygiene is still unsatisfactory: you see, the barbecue stalls on the street not only affect the city appearance. In addition, the smoke and many harmful substances produced by barbecue not only pollute the air, but also make residents complain. If this goes on, the situation will get worse and worse. Therefore, I should not only comprehensively improve the street environment, but also educate those vendors and put forward rectification strategies to raise funds for greening Quanzhou. Environmental greening should be carried out beside streets, communities and even around factories to make the air fresh. Not only that, but also initiatives should be made to citizens.
Secondly, it is also extremely important for the comprehensive reconstruction of Quanzhou city. Walking in the streets of Quanzhou, people always feel that the houses and shops on the street are dotted with bustling scenes. However, when you cross the street and walk into those alleys, it will give people another feeling: the houses are dilapidated, the roads are dirty, and when it rains, it will drown half a meter of sewage ... the residents there have a hard life. To this end, I think it should be demolished and rebuilt immediately. First of all, demolish some dangerous houses that seriously exceed the standard, protect the cultural relics area, give residents living allowances during the demolition process, and build comfortable houses.
I believe Quanzhou will become a beautiful world through my efforts.
If I am the mayor 12, if I am the mayor of Xiamen, I will try my best to bring more convenient, comfortable and healthy life to the residents and make our city home better.
If I were the mayor of Xiamen, I would like to replace the current BRT with a light rail, so that it would be more convenient for everyone to travel. The light rail is fast, the carriage is long, and it will not be crowded by car. In this case, people who have cars do not need to drive, and choose to go out to work by light rail. In this way, isn't our planet safer and more environmentally friendly?
If I were the mayor of Xiamen, I would like to build more welfare homes with comfortable environment, so that orphans and caring old people can feel the warmth of home. I want to mobilize more people to donate money to help children get interesting toys and beautiful picture books and grow up healthily; It can also make grandparents have more advanced treatment and health care instruments and an ideal environment, so that they can live longer. ...
If I were the mayor of Xiamen, I would make Xiamen, the piano island, full of piano sounds. I want to organize more bands to perform in Xiamen and let the children in Xiamen join me. In parks, beaches and squares ... every weekend, both adults and children can enjoy the wonderful piano sound, and Xiamen will become a charming "Vienna of the East"
If I were the mayor of Xiamen, I would like to let more parks with lush trees and complete game facilities appear in the streets of Xiamen, so that citizens can breathe fresh air, feel happy and be healthy in the parks. You can also pile up a lot of building blocks like Lego Park in Denmark, so that children can create all kinds of model houses, animals, cars and cruise ships ... children will not be easily addicted to computer games and TV!
In order to contribute to my hometown in the future, I will study hard, exercise and participate in various activities, so that when I grow up, I can realize my dream-to be a real mayor of Xiamen.
If I were the mayor of Shanghai, I would try to lead people from all walks of life to build Shanghai into a first-class city!
When I take office, I must first improve education and cultivate all kinds of talents. Teenagers are the flowers of the motherland, and tomorrow is the pillar of the motherland! I will ask the school to hold more activities for children to learn from. I will train excellent teachers, let experienced excellent teachers serve as school leaders, and let students thrive. I want to pay attention to primary education, which is a basic education. Only when the foundation is firmly laid can the wall be straightened. We should have a good school spirit, educate students to observe the four points of "sincerity, respect, diligence and simplicity", and set up more amusement places to cultivate students' intelligence and exercise their physique.
Then we must pay close attention to economic construction. In industry, all factories are required to carry out technological innovation and apply advanced technology to production. Broaden the production of factories and mines, reduce production costs and produce modern products to meet the needs of people's life and production development.
We should do well in beautifying the environment. Move factories that pollute the environment and endanger people's health to the suburbs as far as possible to avoid polluting the urban environment. Motor vehicles are forbidden to enter the urban area, only allowed to drive in the suburbs, and only electric cars and environmentally friendly cars can be driven in the urban area. We also need all kinds of trees to block noise and absorb carbon dioxide and dust. Set up more flower beds and gardens to make Shanghai look prosperous and elegant!
Then I will crack down on illegal and criminal activities and do a good job in social security management. Then do a good job in hospital medical management. Finally, establish more welfare homes for the elderly. ...
I hope I can realize my ideals and wishes. Maybe by then, I will build Shanghai better, more beautiful and more prosperous than I thought!
If I am the mayor, 14 if I am the mayor. Then I will shoulder my responsibilities and take good care of my citizens. I hope my citizens live in a clean, tidy and safe urban environment. Let them all live and work in peace, carefree and happy.
If I am the mayor, the first thing I will do when I take office is to improve the treatment of sanitation workers, improve their working environment and reduce their labor intensity. Because sanitation workers get up at four or five every morning to clean the streets and remove garbage. When we go out to work and go to school, the streets are clean. It's also very late to get off work at night. No matter whether it's windy or rainy, they stick to their posts on the street, especially in disastrous weather, such as when it snows, in order to prevent us pedestrians from falling down. But even such works are ridiculed, satirized and disrespected by people. Sometimes even life-threatening It seems that sanitation workers are inferior. Yes Parents often tell us: "Don't study hard, when you grow up, sweep the road".
If I were the mayor, I would enact strict environmental sanitation protection laws, punish people who don't care about environmental sanitation with cameras like dealing with traffic violations, and deduct points and impose fines on littering, destroying flowers and trees and greening facilities. When the points are deducted within a period, he will not be able to continue living in this city because he doesn't love the environment here. I will also use science and technology to provide intelligent automatic cleaning equipment for sanitation workers to reduce their work intensity and working hours. Make this job the envy of everyone.
If I were the mayor, I would try my best to make my small city beautiful and rich!
If I am the mayor of 15, the word is unfamiliar to us primary school students, but if you want to recommend us as the mayor, I will not refuse at all.
If I were the mayor, I wouldn't be the mayor who plundered people's wealth. I want to be a clean and honest mayor, help the people solve their worries and let them live a happy life.
If I were the mayor, I would close those factories that often damage the environment and impose a fine of 1000-50000 yuan, and donate the money to those children who can't go to school, so that they can live a happy life like those rich children. Why not?
If I were the mayor, I would develop factories, develop some high-tech cameras and install them in various commercial malls for free, as long as thieves dare to steal them. It's not a fine, but it's taken directly to prisons around the country for reform. If the reform is completed, I will also ask the police to probe the reformed criminals at any time. If those criminals are still stealing, they will be sent to prison for five to six years without reform.
If I were the mayor, "drunk driving" could be listed as the highest crime. As long as it exceeds 100mg, it will be punished with 45 days imprisonment; If it exceeds 200mg, it shall be sentenced to 3 months in prison and fined 50,000 yuan; If it exceeds 65,438+0000 mg, it will be sentenced to 6 months in prison ... drunk driving is the most serious crime. Only in this way can those drunk drivers be "cured".
If I were the mayor, I would build a chain school for the children of migrant workers to study for free in all counties and cities of our city. Let poor children also study hard. I will turn the desks in those school classrooms into multifunctional desks, the blackboards into multimedia large-screen monitors, and the children make comfortable telescopic chairs ... In this school, the children all grow and study happily.
If I were the mayor, I would make the flowers, grass, trees and buildings in the garden as beautiful as luxury parks! Let the cleaners have a day off every Sunday, and let leaders at all levels take turns cleaning, so as to do a good job in the activities of leaders and the masses and do a good job in "equality between leaders and the masses."
If I can really become a mayor when I grow up, I will definitely achieve these tasks.
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