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Interesting phrases to express love

1. Except for marrying you, transferring money, saying that I like you and thinking about you are all false. Might as well make a lot of money and be caring.

Valentine's Day will be in a few days. If you are still single, you can consider coming to me. I am a professional dog food seller.

I want to dress beautifully and eat melon seeds at home on Valentine's Day.

4. God will not treat spoony people ill, but will only die.

Someone asked me how I plan to spend this Valentine's Day. Nonsense, of course, laugh it off!

6. Valentine's Day is coming. Are you considering continuing to be a dog or being my boyfriend?

7. For those who want to marry me in the future, please do less things that are sorry for me on Valentine's Day. Thank you!

Don't send photos everywhere to show your love on May 20th. It's not good to hit your face.

9, don't wait for confession, there is no April Fool's Day, you still expect 520, wash and sleep?

10, if you are not nice to your wife, don't blame others for being nice to your wife.

1 1. There is no shortage of love these days. What is lacking is someone who takes love seriously.

12 and 520, I received a lot of text messages about checking in, and later found out that the mobile phone belonged to my wife.

13, this Valentine's Day seems to be just you and me, my bed.

14, I didn't expect to have a lover's singles day today!

15, I get angry at the thought of a beast holding my future wife's hand in the street on Valentine's Day!

16,520 soon, I have a small wish that can be realized: my lover can't love my family!

17, ugly people can't wait to find someone to make do with, while handsome people still stick to the principle and remain single.

18, if you want to express today's success, you must have two conditions: one is to say, and the other is to take off.

19, I had an accident and twisted my waist. The driver is you-I was hit by love! Hee hee, I love you

20. Up to now, no one has come to confess, which is really suffocating!

2 1. True love is that he can pass more than 10 million beautiful women with breasts and thighs in Qian Qian and see you at a glance.

22. There is always a selfless person in the world. They would rather make themselves unhappy than others.

23. Someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day this year, and I said, skip it.

24. Some people appear in your life just to tell you that you are gullible.

25, everyone is expecting 520! 520 is actually a five-minute relationship, and the things of two people are all equal to 0 in the end.