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A wife was pregnant, but in the 9th month, the husband finally couldn’t bear it anymore, so he forced his wife to do “what he loved” with him

Then a month later, the baby was born! He's a boy, and he's a genius! He can speak as soon as he is born.

As soon as he turned around and saw the doctor, he asked: "Are you my dad?"

The doctor said: "No, I am a doctor."

Then he saw the nurse again and asked, "Are you my dad?"

The nurse said, "No, I am a nurse."

Finally he saw him His biological father asked: "

Are you my dad?"

His father happily said: "Yes! I am your dad!"

As a result, the child got very angry and poked his father's head with his finger, scolding: "

Does it hurt to poke you like this? Does it hurt?"