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Magic sword romance

Author: blue blood pine

Barracks joke

Update time 2005- 10-26 23:39:00 words: 2785

Cruel events on the battlefield

There are two countries at war, which are inextricably linked, and both sides consume a lot, and one of them is in a hurry.

Unfortunately, a farmer was drafted into the army. When the officer fired the gun, it happened that the farmer had finished. The officer conveniently gave the farmer a broom and told the farmer, "In a war, you should aim the broom at the enemy and keep shouting: bang, bang, I'll kill you, that's all." Your comrades will help you do other things. "

The next day, the farmer went to war. He lay in the trench with a broom and shouted, "Bang, bang, I'll kill you." As a result, the enemy he aimed at was really hit by a stray bullet.

As the fighting continued, the peasants' comrades became fewer and fewer, and almost all of them were killed. At this time, the farmer found a burly enemy coming at him. The farmer looked at him a few times, but to no avail. The enemy kept approaching and threw the peasants to the ground. The farmer was frightened. At this time, he heard the enemy mumbling:

Boom, boom, the tank killed you.

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Jokes about camp life

* The staff sergeant ordered the corporal: "Go and find out what the recruit John did before he joined the army?" "Why do you want to check?" Asked the corporal. "I found that after each shot, he always wiped the fingerprints on the handle with a handkerchief."

* A new recruit who only wants to go to the toilet after shooting ... Report to the monitor: I'm going 1 ... The monitor shouted: Come here on the 1st ... Someone wants to fuck you. ...

*1in the summer of 944, Britain was attacked by air, and a hotel-style apartment was hit by shells, and the smoke dispersed. Found grandpa missing. The rescue team heard laughter from the ruins and dug it out of the broken bricks and tiles in the toilet. ...