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No matter how beautiful the spring breeze is, it can't match your smile. People who haven't seen it won't understand.
Second, there is only one name in the world, which makes me so concerned, like an invisible line, with one end firmly tied to the tip of my heart and the other end in your hand.
Third, it is better to forget yourself and tell yourself that you are not afraid that he will forget you, but that he will think of you again one day.
Fourth, when slaves feel that the present slave owners are much better than those in the past, they will forget that they are still slaves.
5. Life is a game of chess. There is always nothing we can do about winning or losing. When you are confused, you are mostly in the bureau. By the time you realize it, people are already outside the bureau. Only by looking at everything you encounter with a peaceful mind will it be simple and clear.
6. Sometimes, we feel that we have come to the end, but in fact, our hearts have come to the end. No matter how deep despair is, it is a process and will always end. Escape is always not the way. Courage, go forward, maybe the opportunity is in the next second. Jimmy also said that I always see the most beautiful scenery in the deepest despair.
Seven, doing things is your principle, and breaking the mouth is the right of others. History will only remember your works and honors, and history will not leave gossip about those who have accomplished nothing. Don't need to prove yourself, don't need to say a word, just ignore it and go on.
8. Fate is full of conflicts, variables and opportunities. Some things seem random, but they become the climax of your stage performance; Meeting someone in the vast sea of people is a plot that haunts your life. Don't sigh bad luck, don't envy others' pride, all good and bad, laughing and crying are coincidences in your life. Fate will not care for anyone. It gave everyone the same chance, but you didn't see it and didn't seize it.
It doesn't matter what others think. As long as you understand what happened in those years and how you spent it, you have not failed every minute. This self-knowledge is enough.
Ten, everyone has a city in his heart, and there will be individuals in the city. This is the original intention of your concern about this city. Wherever you go, you will always think of someone because of a city.
Eleven, the fortunes of life depend on each other, laughter and tears are intertwined, you don't have to be too happy to get it. If you have some, you will inevitably give up others; There is no need to grieve for what is lost, and nothing can stay forever. Don't define the happiness of life by the success or failure of your career and the amount of income. They are only vassals and have no necessary connection with happiness. As long as everything is normal, no complaints, no jealousy, no slack, no indifference, happiness can be attached.
Twelve, while we are still young, take a few more steps and enjoy the scenery along the way. Don't rush to your destination and miss the warm people and things in the fleeting time; While we are still young, we should talk more romantic words and do more childish things. Don't think that people are joking and miss the best fragments and occasions in life. Shorten the distance and lengthen the time while we are still young. Do more things we want to do while we are still young.
Thirteen, the most hurtful thing is that the person who made you feel special yesterday makes you feel dispensable today.
No matter how beautiful the spring breeze is, it can't match your smile. People who haven't seen it won't understand.
Life is like a cup of coffee without sugar. It tastes bitter, but it has a lingering fragrance after a long time. Life is a journey, not the destination, but the scenery along the way and the mood to see it; Life is a bumpy and tortuous road. Even if you keep falling, get up and stick to your dreams. Remember, if you don't give up this second, there will be hope in the next.
Sixteen, I love the person I want to give her happiness, others I don't trust.
You never look back at me, but I always smile at you.
18. Rupert Murdoch, a media tycoon, once said: There is no absolutely objective news, and all news is biased. We should accept the tendentiousness of news, but ensure its authenticity.
Nineteen, of all the beautiful things in the world, two are the fairest, that is, youth and dreams, which can be enjoyed by everyone, regardless of rank.
No matter how humble your life is, meet it and live it; Don't shun it, and don't curse it.
Twenty-one, ideal is the guiding light, without ideal, you will be confused; Career is the power support, without career, it will be pale and powerless; Health is the basic guarantee. Without health, it is helpless. Family is a warm harbor. Without affection, it is barbarism. Friendship is the cornerstone of cooperation. Without friendship, it is empty. Love is spiritual nutrition, without love, it is indifferent; Harvest is the embodiment of value. It is sad to have no harvest.
22. The conscious part of people's psychological activities is the tip of the iceberg floating on the sea surface, while the subconscious part is a huge invisible mountain peak underwater.
The best answer you have never seen!
1. User's question: Emperor, do you still remember that summer by Daming Lake?
Yu He?
The best answer: yes, the price is very cheap, and netizens say that she is very skilled.
2. User's question: If tomorrow morning, you suddenly find yourself changing your gender. What was your first reaction?
The best answer: let the brothers have fun first! This is the real brother. .
3. User question: What is the relationship between Pakistan and Kaspersky?
The best answer: Kiba relationship.
4. Netizen asked: Why do children born have the same surname as their fathers?
The best answer: because the money spit out from the ATM belongs to the cardholder.
5. User's question: The display screen has been slightly shaking. what can I do? The monitor screen has been shaking slightly. what can I do?
The best answer: you have been shaking. When your frequency is consistent with the picture on the amplitude monitor, you won't feel anything.
6. User question: Who knows the answer to the college entrance examination next year?
Best answer: I ... will know by this time next year.
7. The user's problem: an intellectual problem. What's behind 228? What is behind 103? What is behind 85? All three answers are the same! Just give me the answer.
The best answer: all three are followed by: what is behind?
8. The netizen asked: How to spend 20 yuan to make my girlfriend happy?
Best answer: buy a box of durex and use it with him. ...
9. User question: There are always pictures of men and women fooling around on TV! !
The best answer: I will buy whatever brand of your TV! ! !
10. User question: I think this person is crazy.
How to write it in English?
Ah, Aisai is similar to Gaai.
The thief seems to see it this way.
Best answer: me.
Think this guy must be crazy!
1 1. User question: The computer does not respond when pressing the power button, and RT does not work. Why not?
The best answer: Have you turned on the power?
12. User question: I am so rich, what car should I buy for the nanny?
The best answer: it depends on her relationship with your husband ~
No one loves people, no matter how beautiful they are, they will be haggard.
No matter how much you like each other, the initiative in love must be the man. If the man doesn't take the initiative, he would rather miss it.
You don't have to be a lover to like someone. Sometimes, being friends is enough.
Don't influence me, don't talk to me, don't make me feel how much I love you, and don't make me feel that I can't live without you.
Many times, people who love each other may not be able to be together.
Be a girl with depth, a rogue with temper, and an educated lady.
Best friends are always more useful than boyfriends, and they are always on standby. Go shopping together, laugh recklessly together, and be crazy together.
Eating food is kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.
Many, many years later, will we return to youth like them?
Like is faint, love is deep, I heard that happiness is very simple, so simple that time will fade.
You must not know that I once had a hopeless crush on you.
Sometimes you can look at it indifferently, sometimes you are too persistent.
I miss you once a day, but it lasts for 24 hours.
You don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig
If you are not me, how can you understand my pain?
I walked up to you covered in mud and black and blue, only to find that you are not the same person.
Like you, don't need a reason; Don't like you, anything can be the reason.
The longest love I have ever had was narcissism.
Many years later, will you still remember that there was a girl who cherished you with great care?
On that day, I decided not to be a good person, because no good person will have a good end.
I didn't say you are shameless, I said shameless people are just like you.
What I wanted before was not such a sad future.
Whether it's love or friendship, I want to live forever, not for a while!
We can't go back, this is a long-standing saying.
Maybe I'm just a young man who has lost his ambition and shines in his old age.
I am like your dispensable shadow, watching you lie cold.
No one loves people, no matter how beautiful they are, they will be haggard.
Only oneself know whether it hurts or not, and only oneself understand whether it has changed or not.
We are all young, we don't know love, we don't know hate and we don't know pain. But I know how to hurt.
You never belonged to me, let alone lost it.
The society is realistic, and people have feelings. The person who really understands this sentence is the one who understands me!
When you snubbed me, don't regret giving others a chance to enter.
I am an ordinary person, and I also have my little emotions.
When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to go there, too.
I finally discovered the secret that women are always young, and that is to lie about their age.
Don't laugh at your cell phone at home, your parents will think you are in love.
I love you' so what, the first letter of the three words adds up to the word' play'?
Since childhood, there has been an enemy called "other people's children". He doesn't like playing games He always only knows how to study.
Don't you change your signature eight times a day just to let you see more?
After breaking up, we did a very tacit thing. If you don't contact me, I won't contact you, but I will still pay attention to you silently.
I drew a coffin, and you were lying in it with her. Look how hard it is for me to keep you together after you die.
Don't trust memory so much. People inside may not miss you.
At least for a while, you were my reason to smile.
Don't you love me? If you don't love me, I won't leave because I love you.
The person who tripped me, I made him never get up.
I care about everything about you, including the girl you like.
It is said that people who can't sleep at night are awake in other people's dreams.
Time has proved bit by bit that some people are nice to you just to take advantage of you.
The name of the spectator will never climb the scoreboard of the game.
I want to get close to you but I don't know what excuse to use.
Couple signature, a domineering super drag, even if she is beautiful, she can't compare with my wife.
1: Hey! That man, don't move. She is my woman. .
2: Hey! That woman, don't move. She is my man. .
Please marry me in the future.
4: Please marry me in the future
5: Hey, woman, I have a crush on you.
6: Hey, man, I have a crush on you.
7: Men are like dogs. They gave food and left.
8: Women, like cats, are spoiled.
9: Your world, I have quit.
10: My world, you are fired.
1 1:# Beautiful lies are too sincere.
12:# Good love is too young.
13: No matter how handsome you are, you can't beat my home.
14: No matter how beautiful, it can't compare with my wife.
15: Xianggong, can you bring me into your little world?
16: Honey, actually my little world is full of you.
17: When you say forever, can you really live forever?
18: When you say forever, can you really say forever?
19: Write his name if you have nothing to do in class.
20: Read her draft book if you have nothing to do after class.
2 1: I have nothing but a heart that loves you.
I only have a broken heart.
23: Girls. Stay with me.
24: Sir. I'm by your side.
25: The wind is raining and Iraqis are laughing.
26: Falling yarn and quicksand fly all over the world.
He said I was his goddess.
28: She said I was his goddess.
29: You told me that his difference was that he was jealous that I fell in love with him. He is mine. Don't try to leave.
30: You told me that she was jealous that I fell in love with her. She is mine.
3 1: I am willing to live on an isolated island for a long time, without your news disturbing my heart.
32: I am willing to stay with you for a long time, leave memories and live in your heart.
33: Why do you laugh so happily every day because of your existence?
34: Why did you cry so sad later because you chose to leave?
You are not allowed to love anyone but me, young man.
Girl, I don't want anyone but you.
37:- I can't laugh at Spongebob's smile.
38:- I can't cry out the sadness of crayon Shinchan.
39: I am not as charming as a beautiful girl.
I'm not as proud as a peacock.
41:A long-lasting woman may not last long.
42: A passionate man is not necessarily a playboy.
Whether you want to marry me or not, I will marry you.
Whether you want to marry me or not, I will marry you.
45: Niu Niu, it is your pleasure to be a brother in this life.
46: Boy, your luck in this life belongs to my sister.
47: If we were inseparable, would the ending be perfect?
48: If we are separated, will the ending be sad?
Everyone has a bottom line. My bottom line is that you don't lie to me.
50: Everyone has a bottom line. My bottom line is that you shouldn't betray me.
5 1: I love the goddess jumping up and wiping!
I love the goddess!
53: If you can appear, I would like to believe in love.
If you don't show up, I will believe in friendship.
Young man, I am the sun, and I will warm my heart.
56: Girl, I am Superman. I can transform.
57: On impulse, I regret my whole life.
58: The joy of time touched the century.
59: My wife won't let me find a baby and wants me to be a good husband.
My husband won't let me find a man to be a good wife.
6 1:- I never existed in your eyes.
62:- You never had a place for me in your heart.
63: I will never do any fucking chemical experiments again, Kao.
I will never recite cheating English words again.
None of us should cheat anyone.
None of us should betray anyone.
67: Hey, who hid my hardworking husband?
68: Hey, who cheated my gentle wife?
How uneasy I am to love you, considering that you never seem to know.
70: I love you so much, but I never thought about whether it was worth it.
7 1: I heard the cry of the sea, just like the misty cloud.
72: I saw the weeping face of the sea, just like the weakness of catkins.
73: Walking alone leaves a shadow that makes you look distressed.
74: A person crying, leaving tears, makes you feel distressed.
75: Youth is not sad, but sad enough for us to interpret.
76: Love is not complicated, but our interpretation is too bitter.
77: Those rare emotions occupy all the memories of the past.
78: These fragmented loves have eroded the whole future century.
79: Some people, although they know a lot, just can't like it.
80: Some people can't help falling in love with him even when they meet for the first time.
8 1: I don't love you enough, but I gave you my heart without reservation.
82: I don't love you that much, I just let you occupy your heart without convergence.
83: Don't say sorry. I'm in love with you, but it's just a one-man show.
84: I said it doesn't matter, he will love you more than I do and protect your naughty.
85: We are deeply distressed by the years when our fingertips flow gently.
86: My hand gently flows like a dream, and we sigh.
87: I miss the endless sweetness of this summer.
88: I miss the endless little happiness like fallen leaves in this autumn.
89: I am not afraid that the wind can see through my loneliness, and I am afraid that you can see through my mind.
90: I am not afraid that the rain will see through my loneliness, but I am afraid that you will see through my little entanglement.
9 1: Who are you? The written boy misses you very much and becomes a song on the desolate road of the city.
92: Who are you? A lovesick girl with a skirt horn is sad and lonely on the bleak road.
93: If one day your suit partner becomes someone else's groom, I'll never mention the madness again.
94: If one day you wear a wedding dress and become someone else's bride, you will still be my initial dream.
95: Even if you cry and apologize to me now, I don't think I have the strength to say it doesn't matter.
96: Now even if you reach out to me with a smile, I don't think I have the strength to reach it.
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