rich joke

I've been thinking about you a lot lately. I know it's not good, but if I don't tell you my heart, I will regret it all my life. I don't insist. If it's really hard for you, I will.

Don't pay back five dollars.

Honey, I love you. If you don't believe me, I can bet anyone with only a dime left in my pocket. If I lose, I lose everything. ...

When it comes to great men, I think of Marx. When it comes to gifted scholars, I always think of Tang Bohu. When it comes to heroes, I think of Dong Cunrui. I got it ... you think I'm talking about a fool.

Bro: I heard that the boss put you in charge of the work from top to bottom. I really envy you. I wish you a promotion and take care of me in the future. Big Brother: Don't play the fool here. The boss said let me take care of the elevator and I'll take care of you!

6. Love tips, after dinner

Seven commandments: first, quit smoking,

Second, stop eating fruit immediately.

Three commandments, relax,

Drink tea immediately under the temptation.

Five precepts and a hundred steps,

Six commandments: take a bath immediately,

Seven Commandments: Go to bed immediately.

Bajie, what do you remember?

7. My friend thought a lot last night, and you are the coolest. Looking for you in my dream, I suddenly look back, but you are still tied to the depths of someone else's donkey shed, cruel and cruel. Please calm down after reading the information.

8. Speak well of your boss, speak ill of your subordinates, lie to your wife, lie to your lover, tell jokes to acquaintances, and talk nonsense to strangers. And me, what are you talking about? ...

9. People say that God is omnipotent, and God says that talents are omnipotent. They can have children or get angry. It can not only make missiles, but also spread rumors. 10. If you want to know what your hope is, go and buy lottery tickets. If you want to know what despair is, please buy a bunch of lottery tickets. 1 1. The worst thing in life. But that money is not spent after death. The saddest thing in life is that people are not dead after making so much money.

12. Do you know? When I finished reading the short message you sent me, I suddenly realized that you used so many feelings for me, and your memory was so unforgettable that you couldn't forget me. I finally decided to turn off my cell phone and make you angry.

13. If you receive this message, which proves that your mobile phone card has been infected with virus, please take it out immediately, clean it with gasoline and burn it with fire. If it still works, prove that your card is not poisoned.

14. The stall owner was black and blue, and some people asked why. Answer: I sell peaches. I swear to my customers that the peaches I sell are precious and sweet. If they are not sweet, you throw them in my face.

15.

Three poor peasants were chatting in the field. A said, I want to be a big official, so I have to eat steamed buns for every meal. B said: Then I'll eat a big bowl of beef noodles every day. C said: I'm going to be an official. No one is allowed to pick dung in the village. It's all mine. It is poverty that limits imagination. )

16. Animals are still a little pathetic, but I'm not, so I'm not an animal.

17. Falling sky, where are you romantic? Don't run around, don't discharge everywhere. I know you are an adult, and admiration is inevitable, but with your conditions, you can't be so casual. You are a purebred German shepherd. Don't fall in love with a stupid dog.

18. Don't drink too much in the morning, and you have to work in the morning. Don't get drunk at noon and have a meeting in the afternoon. Don't drink it at night, your wife will make a noise when you get home. It's hard for men to drink. )