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Han Han-Classic Han Han Quotations
I closed my eyes and thought it was in Oxford. When I opened my eyes, I saw it in Tianjin.
There is a saying that "love is a woman's best cosmetic", which is actually wrong. Love has no such power. Love only urges women to buy the best cosmetics, that's all.
Give someone a rose, and the hand has a lingering fragrance. If you blame someone, your hands are still black.
Some people think that Liu Xiang should be modest. It is already the world record holder. If you must say, no, no, I can't run yet Some people may feel comfortable, but such modesty is actually a greater insult to others. This is called no, then you are all disabled.
Although I won't take part in any film and television performances, I am actually a good actor, but no one is qualified to direct me. Don't be like me. You asked me to start over. I didn't even learn it myself.
I miss a certain year most, when the air was free and fresh, the mountains and smoke in the distance, dogs and fields, and I slept for a summer.
Truth is often in the hands of a few people, and a few people must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of most people, and people follow suit.
What the first man said, the second man heard it and followed suit. At this time, the third person objected, and the fourth person saw that there were two people on one side and only one person on the other side, so he followed the two people. It can be seen that the big mouth party does not necessarily have its own ideas-many of them are aimed at crowded places.
Fame is like hair on the back of the head. I can't see it, but others can see it at a glance.
I am good at math, physics, Chinese, English, music, sports and computer. I can't even turn on my computer. I am still an excellent student. However, if my music, physical education and computer are terrible, and I speak Portuguese like my mother tongue, but I fail in math, English and chemistry, then I am also a poor student.
An adult over 18 years old still doesn't know what his future ideal is and what he likes. That's really Jiao Yu's failure.
Chinese has two "secrets": one is not to read Chinese books; Second, don't treat it as a document.
Math is to do and keep doing it until you find that all the questions on the test paper have been done.
A city is like a woman. All we see during the day is a face full of makeup, and at night we can only see her face after makeup removal. That's true.
The trend can only wait but not catch up, which is the same as waiting for the train at the train station. If you stay at the station, there will always be a car coming. As for the car that just left, we ordinary people can't catch up.
Han Han Quotations _ Han Han Classic Sentences Collection
1 Not all debts can be paid. See you later.
Many people are sad, just want to show you that they are very sad. In fact, no one in this world can understand another person's sadness. Han Han's ideal city
I have always felt that each of us has a face in our hearts, and you have been waiting to meet someone who can make you sad or extremely happy. She may not be far from you at the moment. You may lose the chance to meet her because you tied your shoelaces once, and then you will never see her again.
He drifted alone just to see the unknown world. See you later.
When I was at school, I liked playing football. Someone sarcastically said, I can't play for the national team anymore. I can't play better than Cristiano Ronaldo. What's the point of playing? Stop kicking.
Then, if you like to drive by yourself, I tell you, you can't drive to McLaren, and you can't drive faster than Schumacher. What's the point of driving? Your driver's license has been confiscated.
Why do we need beautiful women? Maybe they changed your living habits, making people feel that the world is full of expectations, although when you think what you expect is about to get, they immediately go to Purdue to make others feel that life is full of expectations. Fly like a teenager
Any kind of freedom is the beginning of another arrangement.
Every woman can always leave something in other people's hearts. Han Han's ideal city
When the bridge reached its age of no doubt, it was actually a year of no gain. It is rare to be maintained and preserved, and it is too haggard to sneeze on it. There are few people on the bridge, but many people are lovers and face death calmly. Triple Door
10 I'm just a little person standing on this stage and illuminated by lights.
1 1 These are all fabricated by a self-proclaimed entertainment planner. There are always some people in the world who don't know me at all and pretend to know me better than the toilet in my bathroom. As long as a person has no bottom line, he can make up news and make announcements at will. There is only one secret to how to distinguish between true and false news. These fabricators should not only harm others, but also benefit themselves. They must put their names on these self-created news and get some attention by the way.
12 for me, they knocked down every high wall I might hit and fell into every gully I might fall into, and then told me that this road is not wrong, keep walking, but you have used up a chance to help. Goodbye, my friend. 1988: I want to talk to the world.
13 Although I am a celebrity, I am lofty, lofty, lofty, so lofty that I can't stand the cold, so I don't like being a judge. It's too cold at the top, and Han Han is overwhelmed by a word.
14 went to school the next day, for fear that the world would not know, everyone said that he had won the first prize in the country. This is the immaturity of the first batch of successful people, thinking that they need colleagues to have fun. I don't know whether you are famous or rich. Friends just want to share your happiness motivation, such as fame and money. In the final analysis, happiness should be enjoyed by yourself. Friends can't touch the name of the item, nor can they get the money. Naturally, they can't appreciate Yu Xiang's happiness, but they breed pain. They called Lin Yuxiang selfish and stingy behind his back and didn't treat him well after winning the prize. Triple Door
15 happiness is too simple, so it is easily broken.
16 time is silent, and so on. See you later.
17 in fact, the most terrible men in the world claim to be unattractive to women, but they have not met their ideal woman yet. Once they do, with the profoundness of China's Chinese characters, they will immediately become unattractive to women. Therefore, the history discipline does not need to investigate whether Chinese characters were created by Cang Xie. In short, Chinese characters must be made by men and romantic men. In people's eyes, it is hateful to occupy the toilet and not defecate. In fact, the most hateful thing is that you still occupy the waiting pit after taking a shit. Triple Door
18 in this society, arrogant people must have their own unique skills, because arrogance without unique skills basically dies once. Prolonged rebellion
19 Math is to do it and keep doing it until you find that all the questions on the test paper have been done.
Power is higher than the right you try your best to defend. Han Han's triple door
2 1 As a writer, what do you do with so many things just to please readers?
Seeing how others succeed is often not helpful to your own success, but listening to how others fail may avoid your own failure. Life as I understand it
Hearing this, Lin's father was moved to help, which shows that there is a great difference between owing money and human feelings. For example, someone owes you a sum of money, and you have been procrastinating for a long time, and you have been flatly disappointed. At this time, that person suddenly pays back the money, and you will feel that it is like money outside your body, not your money, and then squander it; But if someone owes you a favor and doesn't pay it back for a long time, you will cherish it even more when that person pays it back. work in just ways
No one can satisfy everyone, so just satisfy yourself and the people you like. Everything you judge may be a projection of your own heart. Life is a process of constantly accepting and giving up, a journey of meeting coldly and smiling at loneliness. Life as I understand it
Like is just a kind of like, you don't have to reach a high level to be successful. I like a new thing and am willing to do it. This is success.
My understanding of life is to be with everything I like. Life as I understand it
First of all, he thinks that he is a person who does great things and should not covet these petty advantages. This is not his character, but the most depressing thing is that since he resolutely decided to be greedy, he was not as greedy as ever.
I used to wonder why the granary didn't help the people when the crisis came, and why it was delayed, because countless people and even monks were starving to death. The granary opened early, and the people may not be happy with it. They think it's better to give money to those who distribute less food. When you are starved to death by hundreds of thousands, it will become grateful to release food. In fact, human nature is a mean word. Why are bitches more obedient than idiots, idiots and idiots? Because people are mean.
I love you for no purpose. Just love you.
Inertia determines that the bigger the country, the longer the political power, and the same is true if it is not cured. If we let it go for a year or two, plus some natural disasters, it will cause a little commotion in the local area and let the ministries watch the excitement and find ways, which is the long-term solution to governing the country. No disaster, no chaos, no bandits, no disaster, no trouble, no chaos, no bandits, the emperor can only have sex. Prolonged rebellion
3 1 Are you lit like a firecracker? The result of a little fire is cannon fodder.
Just like people in every era feel that they have not caught up with a good era.
There is no end here. You will never be lonely.
These young people have no solution, what a sad thing, the blood that was originally stupid in their hearts was painted on the ground. youth
Some things can't be thought too much. If you think too much, you will believe. Prolonged rebellion
They never seem to say goodbye formally. And every time is farewell.
But you are still dreaming about your tomorrow.
Family is like a mountain, both sides have to climb hard, and only one person can stand on the top. More importantly, home is like a mountain, and it is difficult to accommodate two tigers in one mountain. Once two tigers face each other, they must fight hard to separate. Usually, men will use non-academic things such as fists to solve disputes. Therefore, behind a failed woman, there will always be a successful man.
Your idol is a star and my idol is a satellite. See you later by Han Han.
In this world, only good girls and ideals can't be abandoned.
No matter how vulgar, childish and poorly written the post-80s generation is, the future literary world belongs to them, because they want to live longer, others are dead and they are still alive. These people should be more noble, and a writer must be more noble. Why are the things written by those writers now not as good as those written by Liang Shiqiu and Lu Xun, no matter after, after and after? That's because they are meaner and less noble than those people.
Zhang Hongliang, a strange gifted scholar, writes songs that sound good, especially good, and the ugly ones are absolutely ugly. A friend said that his voice was too sexy. Another friend of mine said that Karen Mok's voice must be too sexy. Finally, these two voices with too many genders joined together and sang a song, which reflected the love of Hiroshima between men and women in the city with too many genders. The female part is difficult to sing. The male part is very simple. I have never seen anyone who can sing a good female voice. As the lyrics want to express, men's comfort and women's misery.
4 1 My happiness is a trivial matter.
Of course, everyone has their own ideas, and my promising friends don't care about my plain lifestyle. Everyone asked everyone.
We can be disappointed, but we should not be blind.
Han Han Classic Quotations-Han Han Classic Quotations
There is a big difference between owing people money and feelings. For example, someone owes you a sum of money, and you have been procrastinating for a long time, and you have been flatly disappointed. At this time, that person suddenly pays back the money, and you will feel that it is like money outside your body, not your money, and then squander it; But if someone owes you a favor and doesn't pay it back for a long time, you will cherish it when that person pays it back.
I closed my eyes and thought it was in Oxford. When I opened my eyes, I saw it in Tianjin.
There is a saying that "love is a woman's best cosmetic", which is actually wrong. Love has no such power. Love only urges women to buy the best cosmetics, that's all.
Give someone a rose, and the hand has a lingering fragrance. If you blame someone, your hands are still black.
Some people think that Liu Xiang should be modest. It is already the world record holder. If you must say, no, no, I can't run yet Some people may feel comfortable, but such modesty is actually a greater insult to others. This is called no, then you are all disabled.
Although I won't take part in any film and television performances, I am actually a good actor, but no one is qualified to direct me. Don't be like me. You asked me to start over. I didn't even learn it myself.
I miss a certain year most, when the air was free and fresh, the mountains and smoke in the distance, dogs and fields, and I slept for a summer.
Truth is often in the hands of a few people, and a few people must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of most people, and people follow suit.
What the first man said, the second man heard it and followed suit. At this time, the third person objected, and the fourth person saw that there were two people on one side and only one person on the other side, so he followed the two people. It can be seen that the big mouth party does not necessarily have its own ideas-many of them are aimed at crowded places.
Fame is like hair on the back of the head. I can't see it, but others can see it at a glance.
I am good at math, physics, Chinese, English, music, sports and computer. I can't even turn on my computer. I am still an excellent student. However, if my music, physical education and computer are terrible, and I speak Portuguese like my mother tongue, but I fail in math, English and chemistry, then I am also a poor student.
An adult over 18 years old still doesn't know what his future ideal is and what he likes. That's really Jiao Yu's failure.
Chinese has two "secrets": one is not to read Chinese books; Second, don't treat it as a document.
Math is to do and keep doing it until you find that all the questions on the test paper have been done.
A city is like a woman. All we see during the day is a face full of makeup, and at night we can only see her face after makeup removal. That's true.
The trend can only wait but not catch up, which is the same as waiting for the train at the train station. If you stay at the station, there will always be a car coming. As for the car that just left, we ordinary people can't catch up.
Han Han's classic quotations
1, we have heard countless truths, but we still have a bad life. See you later by Han Han.
2, like will be presumptuous, but love is restraint. See you later by Han Han.
You'd better work harder every time you say goodbye. Say one more word, maybe the last. Take another look, maybe the last. See you later by Han Han.
Sometimes, you want to prove it to ten thousand people. Later, you found that only one person who knows is enough. See you later by Han Han.
5, children are right or wrong, adults only look at the pros and cons of Han Han's "See you later".
6. I miss a certain year most, when the air was free and fresh, the mountains and smoke in the distance, dogs and fields, and I slept for a summer.
7. A lovelorn woman will either never get married or get married soon. Soon after getting married, she suddenly realized that she was not angry with anyone. Han Han's "Teenagers Fly"
8. The life span of a dog is only fourteen years. -Longer than the word friendship. See you later by Han Han.
9. I have been an excellent student since I was a child. How can I be a good person? (Wang) Han Han "See you later"
10, I haven't figured this out yet. Why are those people who are obviously dirty called upper class together? Han Han's ideal city
1 1 and a bowl of chicken soup can make life full of meaning, which shows that life is really meaningless. Han Han's ideal city
12, borrowing money is cheating friends! See you later by Han Han.
13, all the feelings in spring are beautiful because people in winter always think too much. Han Han's His Country
14, when the pain comes, don't always ask: Why me? Because you didn't ask this question when happiness came. Han Han
15, what can't be taken away can't be retained, and what can't be retained can't be retained. See you later by Han Han.
16, sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously. Han Han
17, all good girls worth missing your long journey. See you later by Han Han.
18, I thought you were not a good person, but I didn't expect you to be even a bad person. See you later by Han Han.
19, I wonder if there is a strange feeling that you want to end it or freeze it. Just because it appears at the wrong time, you have to wait for the right time to restart it, instead of letting the wrong time consume it. As little as one day, as much as a lifetime. Han Han 1988: I want to talk to the world.
20. I crossed the mountains and seas, and I also crossed the sea of people. Everything I once had disappeared in the blink of an eye. I was disappointed and lost all directions until I saw that ordinary was the only answer. Han Han's Ordinary Road
2 1, you are still having fun when you have accomplished nothing. See you later by Han Han.
22. The life span of dogs is only 14 years, which is not enough to accompany us all our lives; But it lasts longer than human kindness. See you later by Han Han.
23. When a ship sinks to the bottom of the sea and a person becomes a mystery, you don't know why they left. That goodbye is actually his last word. When a car falls from the sky, when a person becomes a mystery, you don't know why they left, just as you don't know that this is the end. See you later by Han Han.
24. You don't have to be responsible for every passerby, and you don't have to preach to every passerby. See you later by Han Han.
25. The more you know, the more you look like an orphan in this world. The farther you go, the more you understand that the world is an orphanage. Han Han
26. Young man, you should get out more. -But my world view is different from yours! -You haven't seen the world. How can there be a world view? See you later by Han Han.
27. The more you know, the more you look like an orphan in this world. The farther you go, the more you understand that the world is an orphanage. Han Han 1988 I want to talk to the world
I haven't forgotten anything, but some things are only suitable for collection. Han Han, "How about going to your house?"
29. A false alarm is the best idiom in the world, which is a hundred times better than cheerful, colorful and smooth sailing. Do you know what loss means? Han Han 1988: I want to talk to the world.
30. There is no such thing in the world. I like something for a moment, and then I spend a few years slowly torturing myself why I like it. Han Han's ideal city
3 1, where did my body and name come from, which made me lost and cracked. See you later by Han Han.
32. You haven't seen the world. How can there be a world view? See you later by Han Han.
33. Do a good job and live a wonderful life. Han Han
34. I am not afraid of being cheated. I'm afraid I'll be cheated as soon as I believe someone! See you later by Han Han.
I hate being advised to be a good person. I have been a good person every year since I was a child. How can I be a good person? See you later by Han Han.
36. Everyone has a thick place on his body. They are different. Some people have thick calluses on their hands, some people have thick dirt on their backs, and some people have thick old skin on their faces. I wish I had a thick heart muscle. You can't give up if you die, and you can't sigh if you are poor. Make people who laugh at you a joke. Han Han's Just Wandering
37. What do you think is the limit? Maybe it's just the starting point of Han Han.
There are so many people in the world, but no one wants to listen to me. See you later by Han Han.
39. The special situation in China is that many parents don't allow their students to fall in love. Even in college, many parents are against falling in love. But as soon as they graduate from college, all parents hope to have a person who is excellent in all aspects and preferably has a house to fall in love with and get married with their children. That's a good idea. Han Han
40. Everyone has an ideal city. When you want to escape, you will hide in it. Some people hide for a long time, others hide for a short time, but I have never been out. Han Han's ideal city
4 1. In fact, whoever you want to take on a long trip is a good girl. Han Han
42. There are ten days left. Soon there will be such a group of children who can't wait to drop their schoolbags, go to dinner, surf the Internet all night, travel, go to KTV, wander around and revel in their liberation. They don't know what you left behind is heaven. Han Han
43. In a big city, if you have connections and power, you will be fairer than others.
44. Why are pebbles in your hands? Because they have no edges and corners. Han Han
45. Be true to yourself, be with everything you like and make yourself irreplaceable! See you later by Han Han.
46. He drifted alone just to see the unknown world. See you later by Han Han.
47. Sometimes you want to prove it to 10 thousand people, but in the end you find that only one person understands it, which is enough. See you later by Han Han.
48. How far a person can go depends on who he travels with; How good a person is depends on who gives him advice; How successful a person is depends on who he is with. Han Han
49. It is better to hate someone for four years than to like someone for four years. Like is just an inertia, but hate needs to constantly spur yourself. Han Han
50. I used to be like you, like him, like weeds and wildflowers, until I saw that ordinary was the only answer. See you later by Han Han.
5 1. My understanding of life is to do what I like and support myself and my family. Life is not climbing mountains or digging trenches. It just sleeps out of your body in a standard bed. My understanding of life is to be with everything I like.
52. Learn to distinguish first, and then believe in Han Han's See you later.
53. There is no end here. You will never be lonely. Han Han's youth
54. Some people spend their whole lives in a corner, not to mention stepping out of this door. See you later by Han Han.
55. One of my former law students thought so about suicide. He believes that the only meaning of suicide is that it is the only activity that can kill people without being sentenced to death by the court. Han Han's ideal city
56. Whose new love is not someone else's old love Han Han?
57. Since you beat all the other sperm with 100 million dollars many years ago, you must be born awesome. When you come to this world, you always leave some traces. Han Han
58. Voyager 1 and 1977 were launched. After 36 years, they finally rushed out of the solar system and entered the interstellar space in outer space. He drifted alone just to see the unknown world. Some people spend their whole lives in a corner and don't even bother to look out of the window, let alone step out of the house. See you later by Han Han.
59. Many people are sad just to show their sadness. In fact, no one in this world can understand another person's sadness. Han Han's ideal city
60. Disappointment is very abstract. Doesn't look like happiness. As long as you grin, everyone knows you are happy. But I was so disappointed that my whole face revealed the disappointment of my master, really disappointed. Anything abstract is extremely powerful when it is embodied. Han Han's ideal city
6 1, the life I understand is to be with everything I like. I understand Han Han's life.
62. No one likes to hear you tell your friends about your pain and make them feel bad. Tell the enemy that they are happier. Han Han's Confessions and Farewells
63. There is no puppy love and no forbidden fruit. No matter what age, as long as both parties like and are willing, any emotional or sexual behavior is a natural human right and the greatest right of mankind, and cannot be stopped because of the interference of others. This is my avant-garde and absurd view. Han Han
I will tell you all my stories when I have the chance. Unfortunately, there is no such opportunity! See you later by Han Han.
65. Flowers bloom and fall in winter, flowers bloom and fall in spring, and some people leave and others return. Han Han's To Leslie Cheung
66. Most people who are lovelorn are not sad because of their lover's departure, but because of their sympathy and pity for their own situation. Han Han
67. I have listened to a lot of sermons since I was a child, but I still have a hard time. See you later by Han Han.
68. Bastards can also be trusted locally. See you later by Han Han.
69. I'm not afraid to let myself down on this stage today.
70. I have always felt this way about death. They didn't leave this world, just left this world. They must share the same world with us and use different life forms. Han Han
7 1, fate is not walking in the street without meeting, but waking up before going to bed and missing each other. Han Han
72. You can't give up if you are killed, and you can't sigh if you are poor. Make people who laugh at you a joke. I understand Han Han's life.
73. You can't think too much about some things. If you think too much, you will believe. Han Han's Chang 'an Luan
74. Compared with those who try to suppress the world with a loud voice, those who make the whole world quiet and listen to your whispers are more afraid of Han Han's confession and farewell.
75. I don't like watching the excitement very much. I don't like to add a secular avatar where everyone sticks his head out. Han Han's ideal city
76. Your idol is a star and my idol is a satellite. See you later by Han Han.
77. You know you can do it, and others think you may be able to do it. Then, cut the crap and do it again. Other grievances are in vain. If you don't shine, don't blame others for their lack of vision. I understand Han Han's life.
78. Some people are not rough, while others are not rough. Han Han's blog
79. Living meaningless does not seem to constitute a reason to end life, because everyone looks at living meaningless. Han Han's ideal city
80, for those smart people, why Chou He hate always can grasp so well, but always planted in love. Han Han 1988: I want to talk to the world.
8 1, the sky is full of stars, and the surroundings are strange, so the scene was unknown at that time, and only the next time Han Han's Chang 'an Luan is possible.
82. Since everyone has little ability, it is more realistic to go their own way. See you later by Han Han.
83. When you feel that a person can't fade away, you just feel that this person happens to be this person. Han Han's Chang 'an Luan
84. Without unreasonable birth and a lot of accumulation and understanding, things will not be done well. Only by continuous progress can we not lose face. See you later by Han Han.
85. I like one year best, the air is free and fresh, dogs and fields, and I was intoxicated for a summer. Han Han
86. I have heard a lot of truth, but my life is still bad. See you later by Han Han.
87. If you don't shine, don't blame others for their lack of vision. Han Han's Just Wandering
88. When people asked me where I was going, I endured nausea and told them it was far away. Han Han 1988: I want to talk to the world.
89. In the face of privilege, we hate it, but we enjoy a little false privilege and secretly rejoice; We criticize people who eat special gifts, but we will be proud of using those special gifts. Many people hate privileges because they are not in their own hands. I understand Han Han's life.
90. In this society, arrogant people must have their own unique skills, because arrogance without unique skills basically hangs up Han Han's Changan Luan.
9 1. There are too many talented people in this world. The limit you think is only the starting point for others. Therefore, only by continuous progress can we not lose face. People can not go to school, but they must study, really. Han Han's Confessions and Farewells
92. What I hate most is not being cheated, but being cheated when I trust someone for the first time.
93. Liking is just a kind of liking. You don't have to go to a very high level to be successful. I like something, and I feel very happy when I do it. This is the success of Han Han's Press Release 2003.
94. No one can satisfy everyone, just satisfy yourself and the people you like. Everything you judge may be a projection of your own heart. Life is a process of constantly accepting and giving up, a journey of meeting coldly and smiling at loneliness. I understand Han Han's life.
95. Some people spend their whole lives in the corner. Don't even bother to look out of the window, let alone step out of the house. See you later by Han Han.
96. There are so many distractions in the world that few can really have sex with you. It's so cold outside, you should remember the man who warmed your bed. Han Han's "App One"
97. Wherever I shit, someone gives me paper. See you later by Han Han.
98. shed blood and tears for the person or thing you love, and the worst result is nothing more than the other person's "what do you want?"
99. Where are we going next? Go to the next place, Han Han.
100, how can things in the world stop so easily at first, and it takes a long time to stop suddenly. Han Han's ideal city
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