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Late at night, after correcting the last test paper, Mr. Wang turned on the radio wearily and wanted to listen to music to relax. DJ's voice came from the radio: "All students in Class X, Grade Three, xx Middle School dedicate this song to their beloved teacher Wang xx, thanking him for giving them countless exercises over the years (especially this year) and precious practice opportunities." Hearing this, Mr. Wang's eyes were moist, and a gratified smile appeared on his tired face. The DJ of the radio station went on to say, "Now, let's listen to this song, Li Huimin's" You won't have a good result ". "

3. After writing homework for half a day, Xiao Li turned on the radio conveniently, and a gentle voice came out: "If the skin color is reddish and the fluff on his face is tender and soft, it means that he is healthy ..."

Xiao Li couldn't help touching his face, looking in the mirror and laughing again, and suddenly felt healthy and lovely.

At this time, the announcer said, "Well, listeners, this time our lecture on pig raising is here."