Simple classic English jokes with translation?

Jokes generally refer to short and interesting stories. Through simple English jokes, we can learn English without burden while having fun. This article is, I hope it will help everyone!

Thermal expansion and cold contraction.

Teacher: We all know that heat expands and cold contracts. Now, who can give me a good example?

John: Well, the days are long in summer and short in winter.

Teacher: We all know that heat expands and cold contracts. Now, who can give me an example?

John: Well, the days are long in summer and short in winter.

I think you are right, I think you are right.

Son: Dad, give me a dime.

Father: Son, don't you think you've grown up and shouldn't always ask for dimes?

Son: I think you're right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you?

Son: Dad, give me a dime.

Father: Son, you don't think you have grown up and should stop asking for dimes, do you?

Son: Dad, I think you are right. Can I have a dollar?

Great people, great people.

Teacher: If Shakespeare were still alive, would he be a great man?

Student: Of course. He must be a great man, because so far no one has lived to be over 400 years old.

Teacher: If Shakespeare were still alive, would he be a great man?

Student: Of course. Because so far, no one has lived to be over 400 years old.

: Ladies first.

A teacher asked her students, "Is it right that cows and cows are in the field?" Most children say, "Yes, this is all right!" " Only one little boy said, "No, it's not right. This lady must be mentioned first. "

A teacher asked the whole class, "Bulls and cows are in the field" is it right? Most students replied, "Yes, exactly." Only one little boy said, "No, you should say ladies first."

Count tomorrow morning

This is a right. John is looking at the sky.

Tom is John's younger brother. He asked John, "What are you doing?"

John said, "I'm counting the stars."

Tom smiled and said, "It's really dark now. Why not count it tomorrow morning? "

This is a night. John looked up at the sky.

Tom is John's younger brother. He asked John, "What are you doing?"

John said, "I'm counting the stars."

Tom smiled and said, "It's too dark now. Why not wait until tomorrow morning to count? "