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Yichang local proverb

I. Nouns:

Girl: A woman. Son: A man. Foreign paintings: toys folded with cigarette wrapping paper, mainly triangles and squares. Dude (Schell): Male or spouse. Rogue: rogue, rogue. Riverside: by the Yangtze River. Slag goods: garbage. Water: food waste. Jiojio money: small change A spring (village level): one yuan. Zang Qian: Ten yuan. One dollar: one hundred yuan. A dime: 1000 yuan. One party's money: 1 ten thousand yuan. Neck and shoulder: neck. Zebazi: activist, informer. Ding-ding: Dragonfly. Kyle: Frogs. Scratch (above): Black and white TV. Strange bag: fist. Shell bag: knee. Beating sugar: maltose. Talkative woman: A person who talks a lot. Gourmet: A glutton. Eraser: Eraser. Three beams: Make an OK shape with your fingers. Kankana: Stairs. Kaka (level tone): Corner. Open tooth (ci): A person with missing front teeth. Cat rice: dog tail grass. Ma Niguang: Stone. Haloxylon ammodendron (xio class) board: slide. Baobao/Huang Er/Sanrui: Idiot. Bye: lame. Military school: police. Two-way dealer: One who resells goods. People are crazy: children have guests who don't listen to discipline. Uncle Dog: An insolent and disobedient person. Sloppy: A person with a dirty mouth. Snow seed: small hail. Face: face. Fu Zi: Towels. Mai (Mai Yangping) Pills: Small peas. Rice mosquito: flies. Shake the nest: cradle. Mayer: Number 8 Fried Cake: Doll Book: Picture Book. Dam: small yard, small open space. Fresh rice: not fresh rice. Ballpoint pen: Ballpoint pen. Xiangxiang: skin cream. Urgent package: people who have no patience and can't control their impulses. Chicken prickly heat: goose bumps. Sen lacquer: body dirt. Flower head: cotton wool. Gaga (first sound): Meat. Boss: Baby.

Second, the adjective category:

No solution (gai): It's so easy to say. Blood fee: annoying. Centou: Decent and glamorous. Clean and tidy. Sweat: Sweat a lot. Suffering: listless. Didier: Very small. Straight (Zi Yangping) Ba: Straight and open-minded. Zenda: chapped skin. Mao Jihuo Didi: Very anxious. Pongstin (Cou left): It stinks. Holding a person: the feeling of salting the wound. Good: serious and polite. Very: interested. Soak: over-soak. Geda: It won't be brittle due to humidity. Hate: hate. Nothing: I don't know the situation and I don't care. Wrapped/pulled (ce) people: tangled. Too many eyes: too many patterns, picky. Three, three, zero drop: Gezhouba Group. Third Hospital Drops: There is something wrong with the nerves. Hunger prison: greed and gluttony. Innocent: unreasonable and confused. Touch: procrastination, no hurry. Huobei: Bad luck. Looking at da: angry and indifferent. Is it black? Gong Di: It's getting dark. Jujube Leaf: Poor thing. Fear (He Yangping) Duda: Fear. Last four (rising tone): Bad luck. It's dripping everywhere: one after another, everywhere. Prone: soft. Tiaosen: Trembling.

Third, the verb class:

Tickle: Tickle. Nonsense /Leanardi: make trouble, be naughty. Wear (grade) money: change it. Zua (rising tone) sleep: nap. Mostly: autumn. Tug (zuai level tone) Du: Squat. Embarrassed: Here we go. Zua (rising tone) ball: kick the ball. Bye-bye/call a person: cheating. Swimming: swimming. Chuguaida: Something's wrong. Take a step (Jiao Yangping): Stop the car. Greetings: Be careful. Load a stone: throw a stone. Driver: Take a ride. Premature delivery: eat breakfast. Have a meal: have a meal. Lose the foundation: lose face. Ba Du: Follow and stick to it. Xio (rising tone) refers to this child: sucking his fingers. Capital: owing, owing. Disaster: fighting. Be Yang Ping: Bragging and chatting. Play around XX: Play with XX. Cricket arch: whisper. Pinky: unreasonable. Flash: thunder. Cooking: cooking. Message: wipe, wipe. Tia (flat tone): step on it. Weng Qi: Bury it. Dizzy taste: narcissism. Hide. Do things: work, go to work. Dirty paste: very dirty. Ser (Pingyin): Cry. Machine capital: concern and worry. The word fish: kill fish. Peng () Ash: Raise dust. Nonsense: Say ridiculous things. Unscrupulous: I'm bored. Prosperity: Do you want to say it or not? Krishnamurti: Go ahead. Zhandu: Stop. About: folding and wrinkling.

Fourth, adverbs:

Hun Sen: Noisy and noisy. Level playing field: very, for example, busy running around. Nest (level) astringent (level): hard and desperate. Although: not bad. Landless land: often. Shouer: Just now. No wonder: no wonder. Ha (voiceless): Both. River (first sound): effort, devotion. One: always, often. Rehal: Here. Nahar: There. Front: front. Mao: All the time.

Verb (abbreviation for verb) idiom:

What the hell? What can I do for you? What do you want? What do you want to be satisfied with? Not found/not guilty: I don't know. Where did you come from? : What do you want? Bazi can't: I can't wait. Your son: You. Scare (He Yangping) my nest: You scare me! Maybe: I can't do it, I can't handle it. Can't win: it's too late. It's Disha: That's it. Ok: ok, forget it. Which star nest: you can't do this.

I spent two days sorting out these dialect words to express my homesickness and make readers laugh. Attached are three jokes in Yichang dialect:

1. (It's noisy in the classroom) Teacher: "You are talking about a noisy place in Lihar again! Just talk about Hal, don't talk about sand! "

2. Moderator: "I declare this sports meeting official-embarrassed!" Guard of Honor: "Embarrassing, embarrassing!"

3. Student: "I think the straight lines on the blackboard are perpendicular to each other." Teacher: "Yes (dei walks away), the straight line on the black board is vertical!" " :)