Please enlighten me: funny jokes, it is best that everyone has never heard of them, thank you.

What I said after seeing a ghost ... The ghost was speechless [Figure]

One night, I got up to go to the toilet and saw a transparent thing flashing left and right ~

I asked: Are you a ghost?

The ghost said: Enna

Wu: What's the QQ number?

Ghost: .....

One night, I got up to go to the toilet and saw a transparent thing flashing left and right ~

I asked: Are you a ghost?

The ghost said: Enna

Wu: Do you want melatonin? Give you the wholesale price

Ghost: .....

One night, I got up to go to the toilet and saw a transparent thing flashing left and right ~

I asked: Are you a ghost?

The ghost said: Enna

Wu: Do I need to apply for a permit?

Ghost: .....

One night, I got up to go to the toilet and saw a transparent thing flashing left and right ~

I asked: Are you a ghost?

The ghost said: Enna

Me: Are you going to take the postgraduate entrance examination?

Ghost: .....

One night, I got up to go to the toilet and saw a transparent thing flashing left and right ~

I asked: Are you a ghost?

The ghost said: Enna

Wu: Watch Super Girl?

Ghost: .....

One night, I got up to go to the toilet and saw a transparent thing flashing left and right ~

I asked: Are you a ghost?

The ghost said: Enna

Wu: Do you have any paper?

Ghost: ...

One night, I got up to go to the toilet and saw a transparent thing flashing left and right ~

I asked: Are you a ghost?

The ghost said: Enna

Wu: Is it Chu?

Ghost: ...

One night, I got up to go to the toilet and saw a transparent thing flashing left and right ~

I asked: Are you a ghost?

The ghost said: Enna

Wu: Twenty cents. Here you are.

Ghost: ...

One night, I got up to go to the toilet and saw a transparent thing flashing left and right ~

I asked: Are you a ghost?

The ghost said: Enna

Wu: Small sample, take this gala as our northeast people!

Ghost: .....

One night, I got up to go to the toilet and saw a transparent thing flashing left and right ~

I asked: Are you a ghost?

The ghost said: Enna

Me: Gay?

Ghost: ...

One night, I got up to go to the toilet and saw a transparent thing flashing left and right ~

I asked: Are you a ghost?

The ghost said: Enna

Me: Have you passed Band 4?

Ghost: .....

One night, I got up to go to the toilet and saw a transparent thing flashing left and right ~

I asked: Are you a ghost?

The ghost said: Enna

Wu: Ghost, if you want to poop, just talk. How do I know you want to poop until you tell me? Although you are sincerely fooling me, you should tell me that you want to poop. Do you really want to poop? Then you should poop first! You don't really want to poop, do you? is that true ........

Ghost: ...

One night, I got up to go to the toilet and saw a transparent thing flashing left and right ~

I asked: Are you a ghost?

The ghost said: Enna

Wu: Why? It's dark. Come to visit Guo Jing God's toilet?

Ghost: .....

One night, I got up to go to the toilet and saw a transparent thing flashing left and right ~

I asked: Are you a ghost?

The ghost said: Enna

I: I'll give you a 30% discount ~

Ghost: .....

One night, I got up to go to the toilet and saw a transparent thing flashing left and right ~

I asked: Are you a ghost?

The ghost said: Enna

Wu: What's your mother's name?

Ghost: .....

One night, I got up to go to the toilet and saw a transparent thing flashing left and right ~

I asked: Are you a ghost?

The ghost said: Enna

Wu: How much is a dozen condoms in the underworld?

Bring me a few dozen next time if it's cheaper, and I'll burn paper for you.

Ghost: .....

One night, I got up to go to the toilet and saw a transparent thing flashing left and right ~

I asked: Are you a ghost?

The ghost said: Enna

Wu: Did you reply?

Ghost: .....