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Guarantee not to talk to girls
I particularly regret treating you like that. I will make the following promises in the future. Please believe me and give me another chance to love you so that I can show my love to you for the rest of my life.
1. I will never hit you again, scold you, quarrel with you, or debate with you.
2. I will listen to everything you say.
3. You can go home to visit your family and friends anytime, anywhere, and I won’t stop you in the slightest. I won't take up your space and time.
4. I will accompany you to buy clothes every weekend, and I will carry everything.
5. I do all the housework at home (such as washing pots, washing dishes, cooking, buying groceries, cleaning the room, etc.).
6. When you are in danger every month, I will make eight-treasure rice for you to eat. I also bought a book about this kind of medicinal diet. I will learn how to make it so that you can enjoy it. tasty. I also bought you some blood supplements (for example, the Amway iron chlorophyllin tablets I bought for you last week). I'll also put a hot hand towel on your belly. In other situations, I will take good care of you and protect you.
7. I tell you a joke every night. You know I don't have any sense of humor. I just bought a joke book last week. I can learn this in the future and I will make you happy every night.
8. Say a romantic word to you every day. I'm an introvert, and you know I don't say these things very often, but I can already change myself.
9. I will never smoke or drink again. Don't participate in gambling. You know how can men be without these things when they are outside? I have already given up smoking. I haven't smoked for a week. I'm going to keep going. You know I feel very uncomfortable every day now.
10. I will accompany you to and from get off work every day.
11. You said that my body is not straight, but I lean against the wall for 1 hour at home every day, wear "Back Good" when I go out, and go to the gym to exercise for 1-2 hours every day after get off work.
12. My English ability and pronunciation are poor. I read English for 30 minutes every morning and go online to correct my pronunciation every day. I'm going to take the grade exam in the second half of next year.
13. Never go to bathing centers, shampoo rooms, or dance halls.
14. I promise to read some books on nutrition every day. I will take good care of your body so that you will not get sick again. You know I don't like reading these books either. When I got along with you before, I didn't pay attention to your health. Now I regret it very much. I bought two books on September 15, one is "Medicinal Diet for Women's Diseases". I will definitely make some for you based on this book in the future. The other book is "The Treatment and Nursing of Gastrointestinal Diseases". I didn't pay enough attention to your health when I went to your place. Is your enteritis cured? Now I am reading these two books every day and taking some notes. You said before that your body feels cold all year round. Have you taken the Amway Vitamin B Complex I bought for you? You must use it according to the instructions above. I have been looking for this kind of book, but I haven't found it yet. I think I will find it in the future. A doctor told me that your immunity may be caused by poor immunity, so I want to buy you some nutritional supplements and some medicated diet books about immunity. In the future, I can make some for you according to the instructions in the medicated diet book. It’s ready.
15. I will definitely be a good man, a good boyfriend, a good husband, and a good father in the future.
16. I will kiss you every morning and say "I love you" to you.
17. I will give you a lifetime of happiness.
I will definitely fulfill the above guarantees in the future. And it will last until we grow old. I will keep my word.
Execution time: since you came to my place
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