27 funny sentences

1. Nowadays, parents allow their children to participate in various interest classes since childhood, in order to prevent their children from losing at the starting line. However, as everyone knows, some people are born at the finishing line.

2. To love someone, you must love everything about him, so my wife not only loves me as a person, but also loves my money.

3. My parents called and said they missed me, so I traveled thousands of miles home. After I got home, I suddenly realized that I might have missed a word, and they must have wanted to scold me!

4. I feel that life is boring. I can’t live anymore. Pick up the mirror and look at yourself. You have such a beautiful and lovely face. Are you willing to let it down or ruin it?

5. I really don’t understand how someone who can only turn what he eats into cake has any right to say that he can turn what he eats into meat.

6. Go home with the intern after get off work and wait for the bus at the bus stop. A beggar pushed his bowl towards the intern to beg. At this time, the intern said calmly: I don’t want your money, and it’s not easy for you to get your money. The beggar was stunned for a moment...

7. When completely full, a normal person will complain with an empty expression: "I'm so stuffed to death!" But a foodie will look satisfied. Said: "I'll take a short rest first!"

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When I was ten years old, I fell from a tree. I had a psychological shadow and developed a fear of heights. I haven't dared to grow taller since then.

9. Please remember one thing: you must eat breakfast! Of course. Not because it’s unhealthy, but because it’s the cheapest meal of your day!

10. My idea is very simple, make more money and find someone who will fall in love with me because of my money, rather than simply because of my kindness, integrity and beauty.

11. If my life were made into a movie, then I have already thought of the movie title, and it would be called A Poor Life.

12. When I was a child, I was always disobedient, playful, and disruptive, so my dad would hit me. I have forgotten how many times he slapped me, but I never admitted my mistakes. Later, when my dad got tired of beating me, he slapped me on the wall and asked me to hit it myself.

Thirteen. Just graduated

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More than ten years old, it’s okay to have a small salary gap. Keep a calm mind and you will gradually get used to it when the wage gap becomes wider and wider in your

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teens.

14. A luxury car just drove past me and splashed water all over me. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would definitely buy a raincoat of my own.

15. I heard: Skipping breakfast is chronic suicide. Staying up late at night is also chronic suicide. Staying still is chronic suicide. Playing on the computer and playing with mobile phones for too long are also chronic suicide. They are all chronic suicides. Co-author I did nothing else for 5 days in a year

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but committed suicide!

16. When girls are young, they all have a dream of being a princess. They hope that the one who will accompany them in the future will be a prince. Unexpectedly, when they grow up, they realize that the one who will accompany them is not a prince, but Mr. Wang.

17. Why do good-looking girls have money to spend? The master’s reply: Because good-looking girls save time on editing pictures. And time is money!

18. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. There are barbecue and late-night snacks and desserts all over the street. No one can stop them. If you can't help but just go into a house, you will gain a few pounds.

19. Your girlfriend’s “Are you there?”, your parents’ “Let’s talk”, and your teacher’s “Let’s talk” can make you instantly recall all the bad things you have done in your life.

20. When you encounter misfortune, remember to smile at yourself in the mirror, so that you will find that this misfortune is nothing compared with your appearance?

21. Really rich people are very low-key. Many people with luxury cars are embarrassed to drive them to work, just like I ride a bicycle every day. Who would have thought that I still have one? What about electric cars?

Twenty-two. No matter what clothes you wear, it will look good on you. It may not necessarily be because you are good-looking, but it may also be because you are too ugly and make the clothes look good.

Twenty-three. Dinner party

Three major tragedies: the people you wanted to invite did not come, the people who came had nothing to do with you, and you were the only one left awake when the bill came.

24. I saw a person in the distance who was wearing exactly the same clothes as me. I couldn’t help but sigh in my heart: He is really a man with the same clothes but different clothes. He was wearing clothes like a fool. When he got closer, he looked like a fool. Mirror!

Twenty-five. After you marry me, you can wash the dishes if you want and mop the floor if you want. Isn’t this free enough? Isn’t it too much to just control your pocket money?

Twenty-six. I was lying in bed playing with my phone at night. I was afraid that if I fell asleep, my phone would hit my face, so I lay down and played with my phone, but my face hit my phone.

Twenty-seven. The bathroom is really a magical place. Looking in the mirror can make your appearance more charming, singing can increase the surround sound, while taking a shower, your mind will instantly flood with various plots, and the game is often completed while sitting on the toilet.