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Remember how you found out you were pregnant? How accurate is a woman's sixth sense?

Think about it carefully, is pregnancy a magical thing? Children are the crystallization of parents' love. In just ten months, they can give birth to such a cute little guy. They have all the personality characteristics of their parents, such as eyes, nose, or temper. The most important thing is that his arrival is hard to satisfy. Some people may have worked hard for it for two or three years without results, while others have been complaining that the baby came too suddenly. ...

In fact, from a certain level, the arrival of every baby is arranged by God, so we might as well talk about how we found ourselves pregnant and share our joy!

@ Xiaoyu: My chest was swollen and I didn't pay attention. A few days later. I woke up with a pain in my ribs. I thought it would be delayed for a few days. Let's do a test. I left it there after the exam. I thought it was impossible. Get up and brush your teeth, my husband exclaimed, said two words, and I called him a liar. At first sight, I cried. What should I do? I have an eight-year-old son. I really dare not think about it. Now, I am 30 weeks pregnant. Not surprisingly, it is another one with a handle ~

@ Want Want: I dreamed of a baby girl five or six days before the physiological period. She told me that her last name was Zhang Chaonan, because our family didn't pay attention to me (because babies should not be able to talk, so others didn't pay attention to me), and she was very wronged. It's so bent! I said that you are my daughter in this life, and I will love you well! Then I dreamed, because it was too early to be detected with a pregnancy test. I went to the hospital for a blood test.

@ Jingjing Jingjing: My dog died on the day of my last period. I think I'm going to be pregnant. I got pregnant after an examination. Later, I dreamed that my dog came back to me and remained my son for the rest of my life. ...

@FESER: I stopped my baby twice before giving birth to my son. The day after the Spring Festival, I dreamed of my husband's grandmother. I had never seen her before, and said that a man came to my house with a child in his arms. I was angry and said that the child was my husband's. My grandmother asked him: How did you know it was my grandson? You said yes, right? I went over and thought it was only a few days old and still a boy, so I took my grandmother aside and whispered to her, Grandma, I saw it, it's a boy! It should be our child, otherwise he can't give it to us. Anyway, I didn't leave either child, so I stayed, and then I took him away. You can tell others that I have gone out to work, and I won't see it when I bring it back in a few years. Just like I gave birth to him when I was so young! How nice it is to be a boy! Then we stayed ~ I told my husband what the old lady was like as a joke, and he said that his grandmother was like that, and I had a son a month later ~

It cleared up after the rain: I dreamed that the door opened and a naked child just came over, trembling and coming to me, opening his hands and saying that his mother was hugging. I have said many times that my husband is the only one around me, and there are no other women. I didn't respond. My husband said that my daughter woke up and asked me to hug her quickly. In the dream, my daughter slept alone in the bed by the door. I looked, and my daughter clearly slept soundly. But my husband pushed my shoulder again and said that my daughter was awake. Let's go I opened my hands and the child hugged me. I woke up in a dream and didn't know it at that time. Finally, my period never came. I went to prescribe Chinese medicine for promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis, but it still didn't come. I didn't know I was pregnant until I went to the hospital.

@HFD: I don't want to eat, and I feel a little nauseous. I thought my stomach was bad. I felt a little pain in my lower abdomen for a few days. I didn't have dysmenorrhea, so I felt a little painful on the first day. At first I thought it was menstruation. Now I think it may be during or shortly after implantation, and then I measured two red bars. Fortunately, there was no reaction during pregnancy. I felt dizzy for the first three months, and now it's 30+6. There are no stretch marks at present.

@ Cute: I have been testing ovulation with ovulation test paper. Five days after the ovulation day was arranged, I suddenly felt as if I had come to menstruation, but I felt pregnant the week before menstruation. On the day of menstrual period, you can also use early pregnancy test paper to test. It only took a few days to test, and it slowly went from sealing to two bars. My husband and I are very calm when we are really sure because we often measure it during this period.

Finally, do the sisters remember how they found out they were pregnant? Any strange premonitions? Welcome to leave a message and tell us ~