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Looking for the Classic Quotations in Residence
2, the relationship, you have to move often. The more you move, the more you participate. The deeper you sink, the worse you rot in the pot. We should always be able to tell you from me. It takes time to settle accounts every time, and it is important to owe them often. Don't worry if you owe more. He will do one thing for you or ten things for you. At the end of the day, he saw you and his head ached, so you won. You must get wind and rain. Song Siming
It is true that money makes the mare go. 40,000 yuan is still "my mother" and 60,000 yuan is "my mother"! It's a good thing the money came back, or you might have a fucking mouth! Su alcohol
4. What is happiness? Happiness is shredded pork on the head of chopsticks ~ Beckham
Nowadays, the society is too realistic and cruel, and no one thinks that family ties are important. But I tell you, any problem that money can solve is not a big problem. In this life, there are many problems that can't be solved, such as birth and death, betrayal, intrigue and no longer falling in love. All this is much more serious than the house and money. One can owe money, but not feelings. There is hope that you can pay your debts with money, but you may feel guilty about paying your debts with emotion. Song Siming
6. People are generous because they have more than they give. People's greed lies in being too easy to get. Song Siming
7. When a woman lives to my age, she should have understood that men are all the same. You need stepping stones when you are young, boosters when you are middle-aged, and crutches when you are old. I deserve to be my stepping stone. Songtai
8. The world is full of mines, especially in peacetime. Su Chun
9. There are more women like you and me who think they are willing cows. Men are crazy. I helped him clean it up. When other women saw him, he was personable and warm, and immediately became hot. I didn't expect a woman behind him to be overworked. Songtai
10, a person's greatness does not mean how much you have contributed to the society and how much you have achieved. When you face temptation, you know how to give up. Song Siming
1 1, there are many ways to the spirit, and material is one of them. Song Siming
12, if my life is like a video.
I must find that tape at the age of 22.
I must play it again.
At that time, I will choose
My love.
Go back to your hometown
Buy a small house.
And my children.
With my parents.
Live in peace.
Maybe that kind of life
It's what I want.
It's like slow motion in a movie.
So simple.
Guo Haiping
13, don't say that raw rice is cooked into mature rice. Now you cook raw rice into popcorn, and people run away if they want to. Lao Li
14, literature is the coriander on the fish. It looks good with fish and coriander. Can I eat a plate of coriander without fish? -"Dwelling House" Guo Haiping to Guo Haizao
15, you think I want to be a bitch, which woman doesn't want to be charming and sit beautifully, what kind of man decides your fate, and what kind of man you marry is your life. Even though I am a bitch, I was trained by Su Chun. -"Dwelling House" Guo Haiping
16, another dollar, but life is made up of many dollars. A dollar can bring you happiness or sadness. A dollar is small, but a dollar hides energy. I wonder if this dollar today will be a dollar in the future. -"Dwelling House" narrative
17, what is love? Do you know what love is? Love is a trick for men to cheat women. If I give you my heart, you will have me forever. He has nothing there. What's the use of sweet talk? What's the use of saying this? If you are really capable and men love women, don't say anything yet. Send a stack of money first to make this woman feel safe, and then send the house. At least after you fuck this woman, although your heart is gone, your body has landed. That's a man. That's what men do. Why else would you get married? If you still don't have enough to eat, why marry a wife? That daughter-in-law suffers with you? Suffering is called love? Then I'd rather not have this kind of love-"Dwelling House" Guo Haiping complained to Guo Haizao about marriage.
18, did I make the right decision? If I hadn't longed for the illusory beauty of this metropolis and the fragile embrace of my lover, I would have resolutely returned to my small town. At least now I'm the deputy director. As the saying goes, it is better to be the head of a chicken than the tail of a phoenix. Slide, slide. -"Dwelling House" Su Chun
19, a teenage girl, a girl who has followed me to the present, has been haggard from blooming to falling. Although she has a bad temper, it is not her fault, but the pressure of life. If she goes out with a car and goes home with a servant, will she give me a hard time? In this big city full of material comforts, she is willing to follow me. As a person with nothing, I should thank her, tolerate her, love her and make her happy. -"Dwelling House" Lao Chen
20. Can you play Go? There is a saying in Go that you should be the first. For the first place, I'd rather give up some small gains and losses. What matters is the overall situation. -"Dwelling House" Song Siming
2 1, hum, what a little woman. When this woman is over 30, you will know that a few words can't fool you. Everything in front of you will become the most important thing. This woman, once she has a child, is not a woman. First, she is a mother. Second, she is a female wolf. Look at that woman's obedient and obedient. She hasn't grown up. She still needs worship and spiritual support. But once she grew up, she had many ideas. She can say whatever she wants. There is no room for you to object. -"Dwelling House" Su Chunzhi Beckham
22. Which girl doesn't want Barbie? Which girl doesn't want to have a lipstick? What woman doesn't want a house and a man? -"Dwelling House" Su Chunzhi Beckham
23. What about this man's possession? Think of it as a battlefield. Once possessed, you get it. But before long, it will retreat. The possession of women is the invasion of bacteria, the expansion of spider webs and the expansion of marshmallows. It takes years and years, bit by bit, until you are completely occupied, so that you can't escape the fate of being swallowed up. If you have seen the rust on copper, you will know what I mean. Men are copper and women are rust. Finally, rust will cover all the colors of copper and lose all its positions. -"Dwelling House" Su Chunzhi Beckham
People are generous because they have more than they squander. People take generosity as a compliment, but not everyone can do it, especially those who are irrelevant. There is nothing wrong with you and Beckham. What is wrong is your experience, and your life experience has not made you see through this. -"Dwelling House" Song Siming to Guo Haizao
25, seaweed actually wants to add: I feel very ashamed. But she couldn't say this sentence. Why is she ashamed? She knows that. A few months ago, I stood here pure and lofty, righteously asking people to pay back the money. But a few days later, he climbed up with his head down and hugged his leg. Man, since you have to put down your posture sooner or later, why not make a pug posture earlier? -Guo Haizao, the narrator of Dwelling House, borrowed money from Fan Siming.
26. After it was glamorous, it was in rags. An international metropolis is a stage, where all the focus will be gathered in the spotlight. What the audience can see is just a magnificent side. But who will pay attention to this glamorous place, even if there is dust or even dead mice? -"Dwelling House" Song Siming
27. Just like the Titanic, when the ship sank, you can rebuild it, copy it and spread the story. But what about the dead? I have already fed the fish and shrimp in the sea. -"Dwelling House" Fan Siming metaphor uncompleted residential flats can be reborn, but the new owner is often not the original one.
Song Siming: I hope I can help you materially and finally make you happy spiritually.
Guo Haizao: You think that if you have material things, you will have spirit.
Song Siming: No, the spirit is stronger. But there are many paths to the spirit, and material is one of them. Do you know why drugs bring happiness to people? Because drug abuse will directly stimulate some central nervous systems. When you smoke here, sparks will flash on the pleasure neurogram on the other side of your brain. Of course, other things will also produce this spark, but it is not as direct as drugs. So we should refuse drugs, because once this ultimate happiness can be obtained so easily, you will no longer be interested in other kinds of pleasure obtained through hard work. If everyone's happiness was that simple, would you still look for love? Will you still work hard? Will you still be sad because of the loss? I won't. -"Dwelling House"
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