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Classic lines of Qin Shimingyue

Bright Moon in Qin Dynasty is the first large-scale martial arts (computer 3D animation) animation series in China. The background of the story begins with Qin Shihuang's annexation of six countries, and tells the passionate and inspirational story of young Jing who changed the historical process by himself.

A great animation, this animation can let us feel the history of China two thousand years ago, and we can also feel the progress of animation in China. Needless to say, the success has been updated to the fourth Wan Li Great Wall, a bright moon in the Qin Dynasty, and the fifth one is still in production, and the film version is also in preparation. Looking forward to the completion of these works.

1. Although some dreams are out of reach, they are not impossible. As long as I am strong enough. Young Nie Gai.

It is not surprising that strange people often do strange things. -Mohist tycoon (Yan Taizi Dan)

What's the use of the answer if there is a problem in the question itself? Nie Gai

4. One died and the other was saved. But the one who died should thank me, at least I avenged him. -Yang Weixiong

5. Killing is never a reason to get stronger. If a man proves himself by beating others, he has already lost. Nie Gai

6. In this world, winners live and losers die. In the face of the end of the world, life and death are just inevitable causes and effects. -Guiguzi

7. This story begins with a sword and will surely end with a sword. -Qin Shihuang

8. I may not see the day my eldest brother said, but I believe that day will come. -Kong

9. Why are you waving your sword? You must find the answer yourself-Nie Gai.

10, in this dangerous troubled times, only by learning to roast chicken can we survive tenaciously. -Tian Ming (worthy of being a giant of Mohism today)

1 1, I am right, I am right? I hope I'm right and I hope I'm wrong! I don't think it's worth it, but I hope I'm wrong Hope it's worth it! It's for those who deserve it, and for those who deserve it! You got it? -Stealing the soles of your feet (cutting Nie Gai in wood blade outside Sister Rong's house, cute! )

12, if you do it now, you will die faster than any of them. Bai Feng (to Crimson Lotus who is ready to help Wei Zhaozhi)

13, what did you do to master? ! -Nie Gai (for Wei Zhao, this can't help but make people dream)

14, I once did a very outrageous thing to that strange millet-Gao Xiao.

15, in fact, you are so beautiful, please call me if you need anything. -Stealing feet (a perfect match for a young man! )

16, Yan Lu: You ~ Sean: Thank you ~ (nosebleeds. . . )

17, gang, remember that Yan men don't know what to give up! -Big hammer

18, Mr. Gongsun is really ... (thinking) unusual. -Fu Nian

19, good baby, sister loves you. -Sister Snow to Baby Dawn

20. Are you here for a war or a blind date? ! -Big hammer

2 1. It is said that one day I was called away and looked at Liang deeply in a quiet place where no one was there. He said, "Ovary, tell me the truth ..."

22, stepping on snow = heirloom, stepping on people = heirloom, heirloom = heirloom, so stepping on snow = stepping on people-Zi Ming (Confucian disciple Tian Ming)

23. "If you want to deal with a rogue, you must find someone more rogue than him." Hammer said he was targeted by Mohist school. "I'm not talking about the giant, I'm talking about the boy."

Yu Shao pounded on the morning and stepped on it. Gao Xiao, Snow Girl, shoppers and a sledgehammer surrounded and stared.

"Well ... we are looking for a giant ... to discuss." Steal feet.

"Oh." Yu Shao was confused.

"... that's the man. "Steal feet pointing to the dawn on the ground.

Dawn: The word "escape" doesn't exist in my mind!

Hammer: There are few words in your mind!

I once swore that I would never get married again in my life. -Snow Girl

I don't mind worldly etiquette, I just want to accompany you to the end of my life. Gao Xiao

(It turns out that Snow Girl is married. . . Wife is cuter! ! ! )

27. My master played a very NB knife with pears and asked Tian Ming if he wanted to learn.

"I never peel pears." Dawn.

"Do you think this knife method is used to peel pears?" My anger.

"Ah, it can also be used to peel apples, but I also eat apples with skins." Dawn.

28. Tian Ming: Is that for riding?

Fatty Ding: Riding a horse? Where is it?

Dawn: Playing chess.

A giant is a giant. . . )

29. Stealing soles: From Justin to wood blade?

Nie Gai is just a sword.

Since you are a giant, you should study hard! Don't learn badly! -Big hammer

3 1. Stealing feet: Is it the sword or the swordsman who hurts people?

Nie Gai: Actually, I'm thinking about it.

32. Gao Xiao: At that time, there were 24 people on the high walls on both sides of the donation site. How did you knock them down at the same time?

Jing Ke: Hey hey, do you really want to know?

G: Yes.

Jing Ke: This is my unique skill. Promise me one condition, and I will tell you generously.

G: What conditions?

Jing Ke: Eh, what conditions? It's too difficult. I'm afraid you can't do it. Tell you what, I'll give you the simplest one. Tell me a joke and I'll tell you if it makes me happy.

G: ... (turns and walks)

Jing Ke: I can't believe there are such people who are not curious ... don't die. ...

33. Dawn: "Small Plantation"

Stealing feet: "Brother, you are so rude."

34. What is a black and thin old horse? This is a family heirloom. It has been handed down for more than 500 generations, and there is only one. Oh, by the way, its name is Diao Man. Ziming

35. The only giant of Mohism will be opened from today. -Dawn

G: You are very different from the legendary Jing Ke.

Jing Ke: You are exactly like the legendary Gao Jianli ~

37. I promised my eldest brother to come back before dawn, and I did it. -Kong

38. I don't know how chaotic the world is. -Xiaoyao Zi

39. If you like simplicity, I will give you simplicity-Gao Jianli.

40. Where do you need Xiao Shuihan to handle this kind of goods? -Gao Jianli

4 1, in such troubled times, only the strongest life can survive. Dawn, you're on your own. -Gao Jianli

Duanmu Rong, what did Nie Gai do to you? You are so dead set on him! -Gao Jianli

43. Next time you sneak attack with your left hand, I'll chop off your left hand. If you sneak up with your right hand, I'll cut off your right hand. If you use your foot, I'll cut it off. If you want a bad idea ... I'll rip your heart out. -Snow Girl

44. Never fall in love with a man who lives by a sword. -Master Duanmu Rong

45. The sword is lonely. -Master Duanmu Rong

46. I believe the man behind me-Duanmu Rong.

47. Don't die. Do not forget what you said. You haven't repaid me for saving my life. -Duanmu Rong

I have never regretted the decision to save this man-Duanmu Rong.

49, fool, you are too easy to get hurt-Duanmu Rong.

50. Sorry, master. Disciple violated your last entrustment-Duanmu Rong.

5 1, swear to follow the teachings, which every Mohist disciple has promised with his own life. -Duanmu Rong

Courage is not proved by others worrying about him. A strong man should be able to make his relatives and friends feel safe and comfortable-Nie Gai.

53, fear is not a weakness, the strong is to make your enemy more afraid-Nie Gai.

54, all people in order to have a chance to survive-Nie Gai.

55. People who lose their homes also lose their dignity as human beings, their own names and the surnames of their ancestors. On this miserable road, we must live like animals. In such a turbulent world, no one can choose his own destiny-Nie Gai.