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A classic language written with the characteristics of heroes in League of Legends. (The more, the better)
Nosey people don't idle around.
Knox people never wander around.
My purpose is absolute.
My goal is simple.
I'll give the order.
I'll give the order.
Victory awaits us.
Victory is in sight.
I'm five steps ahead of you.
I am five grades higher than you.
If you insist.
If you insist.
That's exactly what I thought.
Just as I thought.
How obvious
How obvious
Efficient strategy.
The strategy should be efficient.
Please keep your voice down, you're wearing out my cane.
Please be less. You're wearing my cane, okay?
Expected risk.
Acceptable risk.
My bird is hungry.
My bird is hungry.
Perfect decision.
Perfect decision.
How dare they oppose Noxas?
They dare to fight Noxas?
I am willing to help you.
I am willing to help you.
Send these worms
Get rid of these bugs!
I can destroy you with one leg tied behind my back.
I can easily destroy you with only one leg.
Another opponent, another disappointment.
The more enemies, the more disappointment.
If we approach from the flank strategy-oh, who am I kidding? Let's transform and eat them.
If we insert strategically from the side-oh, who am I kidding? Let's turn around and eat them!
The early bird catches the worm.
The early bird catches the worm.
I bet you taste like chicken.
I bet you taste like chicken.
Are you really going to play a joke on a giant demon bird?
Want a giant demon bird to tell you jokes? You didn't commit 2, did you?
Are you serious again? Leave it alone.
By the way, are you really innocent? Give it up!
Think logically for a second! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack!
Imagine theoretically, alone. Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
2. Wooden Buckets-Gragas
If it's your treat, I'll go too.
You pay, I will!
Last call!
Last drink before closing time!
Have a drink!
Have a drink!
YARRRRR!
Ah, ah, ah!
Get away from this!
Try this!
Happy hour-coming!
Happy hour-it's about to start!
Fight time!
Time to fight!
It's time to roll out the barrel!
It's time to flatten the bucket!
The only time I drank alcohol was when I spilled it. HAR·HAR!
"The only problem I have with drinking is that I accidentally spilled the wine. Haha! "
I'm gonna get you drunk, man.
I told you to drink under the table, asshole.
3. Taric Tariq
Practical and fashionable
It is both fashionable and practical.
I think I'll make you miserable for a while!
I think I'll make you feel bad for a while!
You'll be crushed.
You'll be crushed!
I will help you.
I will mourn for you.
Magic destroyed this land.
Magic destroyed this continent.
Gems maintain their advantages.
Gems show their sharpness.
You face the power of perfection
What you are facing is pure and flawless power!
From coal to diamonds
Brilliant diamonds start with coal!
My resonance joined Runtela.
This is the echo of the earth.
Gems ... Gems are really outrageous. They are really, really, really outrageous.
Happy ... this bright armor ... sometimes even my own eyes will be dazzled by it!
Emerald insight
Emerald symbolizes insight.
Harmonious opal
Opal symbolizes harmony.
clearly
Clear and clear.
Ruby representing vitality
Ruby symbolizes vitality.
Brilliantly
Be dazzling.
Fight for divinity
Sapphire symbolizes divinity.
For fun, call Amber.
To symbolize the good times, please look for amber.
You are just glass, waiting to be broken.
You are just glass products, which will break when touched.
4. The Great Inventor-Heimerdinger
Indeed-wise choice!
It is indeed a wise choice!
Got it.
I found it!
For great science!
For great science!
I guess ... your failure!
After my deduction … there is only one result, and that is: you will lose!
Back off, you dirty gorilla, back off!
Come back, you dirty gorilla, come back!
Force = mass * speed.
Force equals mass times speed.
You are not fit to do this.
You are not fit to do this.
If you connect the prototype coil to the maxi-wamulating coil, you will get …
If you stick the original Flobrett on the huge vampire circle, you will get …
Why do chemists call americium, curium and barium medical elements? Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
Just pour solution A into solution B, and it will ... prosper ... Damn, another accident happened.
Why walk when you can fly?
Why walk when you can fly?
The cosine of your route, divided by …
The cosine of your route, divided by ...
Hmm ... Very interesting ...
Mm-hmm ... Very interesting. ...
I can help you do better.
I can help you do better.
Order. Entropy. A never-ending cycle.
Order. Entropy value. Infinitely cyclic sequence.
I agree!
I agree with you!
Yes, yes. Come on. I have important work to do!
Yes, yes, hurry up! I have more important things to do later.
What do you expect from such a substandard intelligence?
What can you expect from your low IQ?
5. Quick reconnaissance -Teemo
Captain Teemo is on duty.
Captain Teemo is ready!
Let's begin. Two, three, four ...
One! Two! Three! four ...
Yes, sir!
Yes, sir!
I'll explore the front.
I'll take a look at the front.
Armed and ready.
Ready to go!
That will hurt!
We have a situation!
In the report
Report!
Quickly!
Hurry up!
I salute you.
Salute to you!
Scale is not everything.
Body shape is not everything.
Let's begin. Two, three, four ...
One! Two! Three! four ...
Never underestimate the power of the Scout Code
Never underestimate the power of the scout code.
6. Marilyn Gunnar-Tristana
I want to shoot something!
I really want to shoot something! !
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Want to see fireworks?
Want to see fireworks?
Let's get in range!
Let's get closer!
I see ... fireworks!
I saw ... fireworks!
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Little bitch, little trouble ~ I look around at fireworks ~
Ready, aim, fire!
Ready, aim and shoot!
Bang, bang!
Cut, bang! !
Did you fall and explode?
Did you fall? Did it collapse?
7. Grandmaster at Arms Jacques
Let's get started!
Fight! Fight!
Who's next?
Who else?
Now it's my turn!
Now it's my turn!
Bring it on.
Do it!
Here we go.
Look at it!
Surprise! I'm back!
Unexpectedly, I'm back!
Let me add.
Count them in!
Prepare for battle!
Get ready!
Don't! Impossible!!!!
Don't! That's impossible!
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
Do you know what the strongest weapon is? Yes, it is a patch!
Surprise! I'm back!
Unexpectedly, I'm back!
Prepare for battle!
Get ready!
Who wants a piece of the action with the champion?
Hum, I can't even fight!
8. King of Man Warring States-Tedmir
This will be a massacre.
This is going to be a massacre/my broadsword is hungry!
Now they're dead!
Now they can die!
I am your worst nightmare.
I am your worst nightmare.
As you wish
As you wish
go into action
Go to war!
Follow my sword
Follow the heart, follow the blade!
My fate awaits me.
My fate is waiting
My right arm is much stronger than my left arm!
Summoner, when is your glorious moment? Is it WCG? ..... It's my moment of glory ... Do something big!
I am your worst nightmare.
I am your worst nightmare.
You never had a chance.
You have no chance to beat me.
9. Maokai The Twisted Treant-Maokai
This power ... I can't control it.
This power ... I can't control it.
Stop torturing me.
Stop torturing me!
Rest, if I can.
If only I could have a rest.
This life should not be like this.
This kind of life has long deviated from the trajectory of fate.
You shouldn't go against nature.
You can't defy nature!
There's nowhere to run.
No place to live!
I once had peace.
I once had peace.
Send me back to the forest.
Put me back in the forest!
I want to end this burden, but it always comes back.
I tried to end the problem, but it kept coming back.
I hate leaving my hometown.
I hate being uprooted.
Get out of here, dirty magician!
Get out of here, these nasty magic!
I will punish them for their imprudence.
I will punish their indiscretion.
Reckless mage!
Damn wizard!
I must stop the abuse of magic.
I must stop the abuse of magic.
They will know my regret.
They will taste my regret!
Do you want to see the distortion? !
Do you want to know what distortion is? !
I dated sugar pine once, just to dress up. She turned into a birch, although it was a good ash tree.
I once dated a sugar pine to dress up. As a result, she is a birch, but its ashes are not bad!
This is what they call "being trampled?"
Is this what people call "being ravaged"?
Nature can be a real mother …
Nature is a real mother. ..
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat to avoid being eaten.
Nature is the truest form of balance. Avoid being eaten while eating.
Animals are lazy, and our plants produce their own food.
Animals are lazy! Our plants all produce their own food.
Now, I am at your command.
I will obey your orders for the time being.
10.
Those who hit on my Debon sister should be punished far away!
Crow: When the broken arrow was recast, the hero came back.
Jiang Mumu: I thought you wouldn't choose me.
Thain: Leave it to me.
Nightmare: embrace the darkness.
Pan Sen: It is a gift from God to die at my feet.
Blind monk: I realize your dream with my hands.
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