Funny why Alzheimer’s disease occurs

Question 1: Is Alzheimer’s disease fun? Family members need to take care of it seriously

There is no possibility of getting better from this disease

Because there is no possibility of cure

It can only be said that it will become more and more serious

Question 2: A humorous talk about Alzheimer’s rash. An old couple and a young couple go for a physical examination.

The doctor said: "Old sir, I'm sorry, we have to check the sexual organs."

But he stuck out his tongue inexplicably.

Question 3: How to prevent Alzheimer’s disease with a funny answer 5 points Hello. Drinking milk from a bottle every day and eating Wangzi steamed buns can prevent Alzheimer's disease (funny version).

Question 4: Mr. Cowpea, a family comedy movie from the 1980s about an old man suffering from Alzheimer’s disease.

Question 5: My girlfriend says I have dementia. How should I respond humorously to her? I’m happy if I really have dementia

It’s also because of you who keeps occupying my mind so that I can’t do anything but have dementia

Question 6: Why are you so stupid? It's a funny character in "The School of Fun". The male protagonist of the comic is a student who comes from a very remote mountain village (Baichi Village) to study in a big city. Very dull. Since I have never been to a big city, I often make jokes. Because Dai Dad only recognized "Da" and "Tou", he was named Dai Tou. (Dad Dai thought hard about the name for three months)

Chinese name: Dai Tou Foreign name: Dai Tou Nationality: Chinese Ethnicity: Han Date of birth: 199? August 8, 2018 Occupation: Student Gender: Male Zodiac Sign: Leo School: Dog Paddle Middle School Class: Class 1 (3) Likes: Xiao Yin

Born - at the same time as Mo Mo

One and a half years old - can crawl

Three years old - can walk

Four years old - can ride a tricycle

Five years old - ―Has a tendency to suffer from Alzheimer’s disease

Seven years old——Go to elementary school. Eleven years old on August 8th——In a certain square

Twelve years old——Go to junior high school and become the leader of the whole village. The only scholar (because all the people in Baichi Village are stupid or cannot afford to go to school)

Age: 12

Blood type: O type (the legs are also O-shaped bow legs)

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Height: 139cm (less than the height of a fifth-grade primary school child)

Weight: 36kg (short figure)

Appearance: round and big dead fish Eyes (pupil is two points), windy ears, short hair (almost invisible, almost bald), a snot hanging all the time, big mouth (lips cannot be seen, and only four front teeth can be seen from the surface), Round head, thin limbs, big and round buttocks (half of the buttocks is always exposed), little hair (there is only one hair and nose hair in total, because they are connected)

Measurements: 60cm 60cm 60cm (Firewood-like object)

Hobbies: herding cattle, plowing fields, collecting or modifying thongs, and picking noses

Silly head (6 photos)

Specialties: Release poisonous gas and defecate in various shapes

Favorite colors: red and blue (you can witness this in your clothes and pants)

Clothing: red-bottomed leopard-print shorts with black dots, red thong (I also wear this when swimming), blue vest, slippers (red belt, white bottom)

Favorite food: Ramen, sweet potato

People who like him: Xiaoyun (very (less appearance)

Life goals: 1. Have endless fields. 2. There are endless cattle to graze. 3. You can get a wife! (Preferably Xiao Yin)

The biggest wish: 1. To marry Xiao Yin. 2. Can have long flowing hair.

Address: No. 35, New York Road, Baichi Village (Tree House)

Pet: Baozi (dog, surnamed Goubuli)

Mount: Mo Mo ( Cow)

Good friends: Wangcai (best friend), Azi, Roudunzi (lived in the next village, played with Dutou since childhood), glutinous rice balls...

Class teacher The most annoying person: Liu Ren (nicknamed "Grandma Liu")

The most common diseases: hemorrhoids, constipation, loose stools, diarrhea

Dumb head: Dumb. See above for information

Dumb dad: I’m also stupid. He has been farming in Baichi Village. He is a very honest and honest farmer, and he is also a very wealthy farmer (he even flies a plane to farm...) What is very confusing is that his real name is actually Dad.

Dumb mother: very beautiful, noble and mysterious. Live abroad for a long time. According to rumors, she is the queen of a certain country! Real name Yaffa． Dumb (a comic strip in Volume 11, "Deed of Prosecution" once introduced the real name Yaffa, and foreign women are accustomed to taking their husband's surname after marriage, so they are called Yaffa. Dumb).

Dumb grandpa: Dumb. (All the men in Dutou’s family are stupid...) Moreover, Dutou’s great-grandmother seemed to have been pregnant with him for 60 years before giving birth to him. (With pictures)

Dumb grandma: unrestrained. She doesn't look like an old person at all, but looks like a rock singer. Except for the wrinkles on her face, there is no way to tell that she is an old person...

The stupid great-great-grandfather: ("" to "" are the introduction on page 87 of Volume 7) His real name is Dua Big, his birthday is September 9, 1828. Some people predict that he will live until September 9, 2108. Some are nagging, some are mother-in-law.

Production license: 1. Holding it to sleep can help solve the problem of insomnia. 2. Helping you cross the road can earn you praise from your leader. 3. When you are bored, you can use it for chatting and entertainment. (This person is slightly deaf)... >>

Question 7: In a Hong Kong ghost movie, an old woman has Alzheimer's disease and becomes very awake at night. She seems to have taught herself the story of "Hong Kong's Most Haunted House" The heroine took her husband home to see her mother who had suffered a stroke. A real estate developer took a fancy to this piece of land and wanted to buy it, so he asked someone to pretend to be a ghost and harass them, provoking the real ghost. His mother actually had an out-of-body experience when she was sober, telling her daughter that she was a famous goddess when she was young and did many bad things to make money. Her land is a place where yin and yang meet. She calculated that the children his daughter had aborted before had been waiting here to kill her...

Question 8: How did it come about that Indians are less likely to suffer from Alzheimer's disease? The following data is a random search The accuracy of the specific values ??needs to be verified. 1. The survey found that the average age of people suffering from Alzheimer's disease in northern my country is 75 or 76 years old, and most people suffering from vascular dementia are around 68 years old. The rate of severe Alzheimer's disease among people over 65 years old reaches more than 5%, and by the age of 80, this rate rises to 15-20%. 2. According to the "Times of India" report, the average life expectancy statistics released by the World Health Organization last weekend showed that as of 2009, the average life expectancy of the Indian population reached 65 years. To sum up: a considerable number of Indians have already died before they are old enough to start to develop dementia... I am probably here to make a joke...

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