Funny jokes about beggars

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1. The beggar said: Good Samaritan, can you give me a needle? I want to sew my torn clothes. The miser said: Even if I throw it to you from upstairs, you can't find it. The beggar said wittily: Then put the needle on the bun and I can see it!

2. A man saw a beggar on the street and asked curiously: You have hands and feet, why don't you do some small business? The beggar said: I am just doing business! The man then said: Come on, doing business requires capital. As a beggar, how can you have capital? The beggar said: Oh, you are stupid, you think that my outfit and begging speech were all blown by the strong wind!

3. I met a beggar who said: As long as you give me a bottle of water, I will do anything for you. Seeing how pitiful he was, I handed him the water in my hand: "Here, help me unscrew the water bottle."

4. When I went to the supermarket, I saw an old beggar kneeling at the door. I looked pitiful and wanted to give him alms. When I took out my pocket, I found that I had no money, only a card. The beggar came calmly. Sentence: Girl, if you don’t have cash, you can just swipe the card. Then I saw him taking out the pose machine. I was so confused that I didn’t want to take it anymore!

5. While waiting for the bus, I saw a beggar begging, as if his legs were broken and he was kneeling on a wooden board with wheels. Suddenly, a taxi lost control and rushed towards the beggar. I saw the beggar jump. , held the money in his arms and moved away. At that time, I was dumbfounded. Thinking that I would give him money every time I passed by, I didn't expect that he was actually a big liar.

6. A skinny beggar stopped a well-dressed lady on the street and said that he had not eaten for three days and asked for some money. The lady smiled and took out the banknotes and stuffed them into the beggar's hand. She praised the beggar for his perseverance and was able to go without eating for three days. No wonder he was so thin.

7. There is a beggar near my home who often lies on the ground and writes. Over time, he became familiar with it and knew he had a place to live.

8. The beggar asked a lady for food. The lady asked: "Do you want to eat the overnight meal?" "Yes, of course!" "Then, you can come tomorrow."

9. One day, a salesperson in a cake shop shouted: "Cake is sold, cake is sold, no charge if it is not hot." A beggar came up and said: "Give me a cold one"!

10. I was smoking on the street, and a beggar came up to me and asked me to borrow a cigarette to smoke. I gave him one, and he looked at the brand and gave it back to me.