Jokes about not writing standard words

Jokes caused by not writing standard words

Everyone should write standard words. If you don’t write standard words, the consequences will be very serious. Because if you don't write standard words, others will misunderstand your meaning, and you will make a lot of jokes.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Wu Dongpo. His writing was very sloppy and it was difficult to read clearly. Once, he was sick and went to the hospital to see a doctor. He went to pay first and the doctor asked him to sign. After signing, he waited nearby for the doctor to call him. After a while, the doctor shouted: "Wu Dongpi." After a while, when no one responded, the doctor shouted again: "Wu Dongpi." After a while, no one responded again. The doctor got angry, grabbed Wu Dongpo, and said angrily: "What's wrong with you? You didn't respond after calling me several times." Wu Dongpo said confidently: "My name is not Wu Dongpi, why should I answer you? ?" The doctor became more and more angry. He took the signed piece of paper and pointed at the words: "Isn't it written with the words 'Wu Dongpi'?" The two people argued over and over again. , no one is convinced by anyone. Finally, the doctor said: "I finally figured out that these characters are 'Wu Dongpo'. But it's my fault that your writing is so sloppy that people can't read it clearly." After hearing this, Wu Dongpo blushed and didn't even see the doctor. Just left.

Another time, he wanted to buy a book, so he wrote the title on a piece of paper and asked a friend to buy it for him. His friend went to the bookstore and bought the book for him according to the title above. Wu Dongpo took a look and found that it was not the book he wanted at all. He said to his friend: "I bought the wrong book. It's not this book." When his friend looked at the title on the paper, he found that it was indeed not the book. But he couldn't blame his friend because his handwriting was too sloppy and could not be read clearly. Wu Dongpo couldn't laugh or cry, and kept saying: "It's all my fault for the sloppy writing, it's all my fault for the sloppy writing."

After listening to the two short stories above, everyone should know the importance of writing standard words. Therefore, from now on, everyone must write standard words to avoid making such jokes.