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Liangqing Xintuan dialect is funny.

Compromising Positions

I lied to my wife about working overtime last night, but I was actually playing mahjong with my colleagues.

At that time, I was lucky. One family won and killed the other three.

While I was playing hard, my wife called to inspect the post. I quickly made a hissing gesture, and then answered the phone seriously.

At this time, the female colleague next to me leaned in and said, "Does the boss want to add clocks?"

Holy shit, bitch!