Let's have some jokes to make everyone happy.

1. One day, I found my mobile phone missing. I searched my bag and every corner of the house, but I couldn't find it. I sat on the ground depressed, took out my mobile phone from my pocket and sent a short message to everyone: I lost my mobile phone.

I had breakfast at school again. A classmate in front swiped the card, but the machine didn't respond. I still haven't brushed it. It's depressing to say that the machine is broken. I said let me try, swiped the card, and the machine really didn't respond! He changed another one, still the same, very angry! I just wanted to put the card in my bag and found a bank card in my hand. I laugh wildly! He pointed at me and laughed even harder. So I have an ID card!

I like to break all the melon seeds and eat them in one bite. At the time of the draw, I poured the melon seeds on the plate into the trash can and looked at another plate of melon seeds in a daze.

One day, I went to a restaurant with a friend. After eating, the buddy shamelessly compared the middle finger of his right hand and said to the waitress, "Give me a toothpick." Who knows that the waitress is not to be outdone, so she puts out her middle finger with both hands and says to this buddy, "OK, wait for me for two minutes."