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Osamu Tezuka was blown into the "god of the army" of the Japanese army, and he was shot a thousand times unscathed. What was the result?

During his stay in War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression, China experienced an unprecedented disaster. In the face of Japanese armed to the teeth, China's army is often overwhelmed. After all, China is poor and weak, and his weapons are not car-scrapping. He is always facing the situation of being beaten behind. However, the Japanese army was really arrogant in the early battlefield, even except for many guys who claimed to be military gods.

For example, Goro Tezuka, who was knocked down by China soldiers, walked shirtless to the front of the position and brandished a knife. As a result, he was killed. There is also a joke that Abe, who claimed to be an expert in mountain warfare, was killed by mortars of the Eighth Route Army, and Japanese Lieutenant General Naoko Sakai died by stepping on a mine. But today we're going to talk about another guy who calls himself an army god. He claimed to have been shot 1300, but he was unscathed.

There are many Japanese cartoons now, many of which are based on Kojiro who lives in the west. In World War II, the name was almost a household name. The reason why he was shot 1300 times was mainly because he hid in the turtle shell every time during the war. Speaking of which, everyone understands that he is actually an armored soldier.

Kojiro, who lives in the west, is from Kumamoto Prefecture. Counting this place, there were butchers in Kumamoto during World War II. For example, the famous Sixth Division, which participated in the Nanjing Massacre, was called Kumamoto Division. It is said that most of its members are from Kumamoto Prefecture, while Kojiro, who lives in the west, was born into a military family. His father was only a captain all his life, so he had higher expectations for life in Kojiro.

After joining the military career, Kojiro's cruel personality living in the west was brought into full play. After the outbreak of the war of aggression against China, I realized the importance of armored forces in the future, so I later became a tank soldier. In fact, we also know that Japanese armored vehicles during World War II are actually nothing compared with Europe at the same time. If this bean tank is replaced by a German tank, no firepower is needed. Try to crush it.

Only for China, armored vehicles are still too advanced. It's not easy to distribute the weapons in the hands of China soldiers to each person, let alone anti-tank weapons. Kojiro, who lives in the west, runs amok among China soldiers with his superb tank driving skills. The so-called self-proclaimed bullet was hit 1300 times without any injuries. It was nothing more than a bullet hitting an armored vehicle and drilling a hole. He hid inside unscathed.

But also because of arrogance, after the outbreak of War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression, the next year, Zhu Xi and Kojiro still drove the chariot on the rampage. When he got off to observe the terrain, China soldiers pointed a gun at this guy, and Zhu Xi and Kojiro fell to the ground. Although the military doctor stepped up the rescue efforts, he still didn't come to the rescue. It can be seen that this man who has shot 300 times, known as 1, can't be killed, but he is only a mortal.